Baton Rouge, LA – Louisiana state officials have taken the unusual step of banning AEW wrestler Lady Frost from entering the state following last week’s historic snowstorm.
The winter storm saw over ten inches of snow fall in parts of the Louisiana, prompting the state to issue its first ever blizzard warning. Rather than addressing climate change or preparing his state for future extreme weather events, Governor Jeff Landry blamed the incident on the wrestler.
“We’ve got to shut down this Lady Frost character and find out what’s going on,” said Landry after eating an expensive meal at Ton Prime Rib steakhouse. “No more of these ‘Temperature Drops’ or ‘Chiller Drilers’ or ‘Icebreakers’ or ‘Frostbites’”. Definitely none of that Blue Mist stuff either. This supposed ‘Ice Cold Killer’ is not welcome in Old Swampy, I’ll tell you that.”
The icy reception from the state has not deterred the former TNA star.
“You cannot control the weather and you cannot control Lady Frost,” said the wrestler coldly. “Once AEW and ROH are done having shows in Cincinnati and Cleveland for the hundredth time, I will hit New Orleans, Shreveport, and Houma with a mighty flurry. The governor’s blood will run cold as driveways and stairs will become icy and hard to manage. Muahahahaha!”
Lady Frost is preparing for her return to the state by studying Arnold Schwarzenegger’s performance in ‘Batman and Robin’. The state of Louisiana is also considering a ban on Glacier and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.