Bronson Reed Continues Hitting Tsunamis on Seth Rollins

Bronson Reed Tsunamis Seth Rollins WWE

Davenport, IA – WWE Superstar Bronson Reed continued his vicious assault on former WWE Champion Seth Rollins long after Monday Night Raw ended last week.

Rollins suffered internal bleeding at the hands of Reed who continuously hit “The Visionary” with multiple devastating Tsunami dives off the top rope. Several referees and officials tried to stop Reed to no avail.

Despite his sever injuries, Seth Rollins ventured outside his home earlier this week to run errands. Unfortunately for him, Bronson Reed was lying in wait.

The first Tsunami occurred when Rollins went grocery shopping at Hy-Vee. While flipping through the weekly circular for good deals, the sky darkened around Rollins. By the time he looked up, it was too late as Reed was already crashing down on top of him.

“Don’t forget the 2 for 1 deal on Muscle Milk!” laughed Reed when he landed.

After being helped to his feet by concerned shoppers, Rollins went to Home Depot for a few tools. Limping down the aisle, a voice called out from above.

“You should use a socket wrench!” bellowed Reed before landing on Rollins with a sickening thud. After several minutes lying on the floor, Rollins crawled to his car. His commute home was unfortunately ruined by Reed once again.

Waiting at a red light, Rollins spied Bronson Reed standing on top of a light pole.

“Look both ways before you turn!” hollered a helpful Reed before landing on the roof of Rollins’s car with a third Tsunami. While the move didn’t hurt Rollins, it did make the ride home incredibly uncomfortable.

Rollins is listed as week-to-week while he awaits a car insurance agent to assess the damage.

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