Venice Beach, CA – Wrestling fans are still struggling to identify the new “American Made” luchador that has been appearing on Monday Night Raw over the past few weeks.
While many have suspected that this masked Superstar is actually Chad Gable, a recent sighting of the wrestler has made amateur sleuths second guess themselves.
The luchador, sporting 24-inch pythons and an incredibly burnt orange tan, was seen backstage at Raw while Gable was being interviewed by Jackie Redmond. With red, white, and blue boas draped around his neck, a larger-than-expected wrestler in an “American Made” mask put out a warning to all other masked competitors in WWE.
“Well, let me tell you something, Hermano!” said the luchador in a gruff, almost familiar voice. “I’ve been hangin’ and bangin’ down in Mexico for some time, Dudar, and now I’m here in the WWE to take on Rey Mysterio and Dragon Lee.”
The mystery man then flexed and posed for several minutes before continuing.
“Remember to train, say your prayers, and viva la Raza!” he shouted, cupping his ears to hear the cheers of the nonexistent crowd.
The current consensus of online fans, pointing out the mustache peeking out from the bottom of the mask, now believe the luchador to be former NXT participant Eli Cottonwood.