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I wanna believe the Orton v. Bryan angle will be redeemed at Wrestlemania. I wanna believe Bryan will win the Rumble and finally get his title run. I wanna believe WWE had this in mind from the start.
I also wanna believe in Santy Claus and the New Years Booze Fairy. But alas, my stocking is empty, there’s a tab to pick up on the first, and I’ve seen too much WWE programming to dare to dream.
Wow. Yes, Mortal Kombat, Doom, Stephen J. Cannell (RIP), and Clerks references
Oh, and original funny lines, too.
What more could anyone want?
Love the last one. File it under sad but true.
Props to the Whose Line is it Anyways, and Mortal Kombat references.
AWESOME! Berzerkerrrrr, forever snore, and Nesquick, freaking classic.
The minute the color commentary crew a group photo during a match, JR shot himself just so he could roll over in his grave
All of them were off the charts! Double bonus points for the “Clerks” reference!
Any chance the rest of the WWE champs could toss their belts at Randy and literally bury him under them, the same way Cactus Jack and Terry Funk were buried under chairs thrown in the ring in the original ECW?
As a fan of the Jersey Trilogy ever since my high school years, I loved the Berzerker joke.
At this point does Jack Swagger just wait under the shoes and power lines until Rob Van Dam shows up?
“He was a cop, and good at his job…”