Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: A toy line with the worst possible name

0 Submitted by on Fri, 30 July 2021, 02:00
In 1997 Jakks-Pacific released a line of WWF statues that were pretty unremarkable except for the fact that they were called… “Heroes Of Wrestling”. Gee, what does that remind you of? Okay, so this toy line came out a year before the terrible independent wrestling show (you can read all about that in The WrestleCrap Archives) but I still thought it was a funny Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WCW Nitro Grill referee shirt really eats it!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 16 July 2021, 02:00
Bryan over at the WCW Worldwide blog found this WCW Nitro Grill referee shirt amongst other Nitro Grill stuff, and boy oh boy is it ugly! You’d look really stupid wearing it just about anywhere, including a wrestling show. This shirt would only be useful if you want to look like you work at a Footlocker shoe store. And really, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: NWA Mello Yello shirt

3 Submitted by on Fri, 18 June 2021, 02:00
It’s an NWA Mello Yello shirt in blindingly bright yellow! This beautiful piece of apparel was released to promote the NWA Mello Yello cans which you’ll remember from the commercial with Dusty Rhodes!  Now I want both a cold, refreshing Mello Yello and some old school NWA on my TV again....
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Someone Bought This: Suburban Commando- the shirt!

0 Submitted by on Fri, 14 May 2021, 02:00
It’s a Suburban Commando promotional t-shirt! What’s more, it’s a hideously ugly neon Suburban Commando promotional t-shirt! Oh boy! I love how abstract this is- a large green planet earth with some Monopoly properties on it that are supposed to represent (I guess) the suburbs. What’s that one building supposed to be? A church? Now granted, I haven’t seen the movie Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Official Von Erich Family World Class Championship Wrestling game!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 07 May 2021, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: I know about the AWA and the Wrestlemania VHS games, which Spoony reviewed, and I did play the WWE DVD game. All three are candidates for Wrestlecrap inductions or Somebody Bought This. But, somebody bought this WCCW/Von Erich game and it was not me. Here is the description for that game: The Official VON ERICH FAMILY Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Slam Jam cassette tape with awesome theme songs!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 30 April 2021, 02:00
If you were a kid in 1991 and saw this WCW Slam Jam theme song cassette at Mike Angelo’s Music Emporium in the mall, you know you’d gladly pay the sort-of pricy $15.99 they were asking for this baby so you could run home and play it on your cheap, but well-loved Sony Walkman. Yes, this is a tape so good that would Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Body Cals temporary tattoo stickers

1 Submitted by on Fri, 23 April 2021, 02:00
These are WWE Body Cals temporary tattoo stickers. They say “Stay Hyped” because… uh, I don’t know. “Body Cal” just reminds me of “Booty Call” which gives me a really uneasy feeling… You’re supposed to put them on your face, I guess… and even as a 9 year old I would have known that would make me look really, really Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Kevin Nash- now in comic book super hero figure form!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 09 April 2021, 02:00
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Archive found this WCW S.L.A.M Force Kevin Nash figure. It’s part of a line of figures featuring WCW wrestlers as super heroes (?!) and comes with a free mini comic book. The other figures in the line were Sting, Bret Hart, and Bill Goldberg. I’m going to assume they looked just as goofy as Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Protect yourself from circa 1985 rain in style!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 05 March 2021, 02:00
From the mid-80’s, it’s a WWF Rain Jacket (or rain coat if you prefer) in eye-catching blue! It includes a hood so you don’t get your noggin wet! It comes complete with an embroidered WWF logo. This is great if A). It’s raining, and B). You want to emulate Sean Mooney’s fashion sense: “This is okay for rain, but I much prefer Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A weird, terrifying pack of Jakks figures…

5 Submitted by on Fri, 26 February 2021, 02:00
This is a set of figures released by Jakks-Pacific in 1997… Okay, a few things: This is a really random assortment of figures- Sunny, Bret Hart, Psycho Sid, and Vince McMahon? Was there some feud involving these four people that I missed? Bret and Vince look okay, but Sunny and Psycho Sid look terrible and don’t look a thing like Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ric Flair WHOOs and spins!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 29 January 2021, 02:00
Crapper Dusty Cappel sent in a picture of his WCW Ric Flair Spinner top. Look! It has one of those pull cord things! Oh yeah, and it’s neon orange and green- which of course are just the kind of colors you would associate with Ric Flair. SpinningFlairFun.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...
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