Category Archives: Rants

You know, the area where we just complain like ninnies about things no one could possibly care about.

EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!

62 Submitted by on Sun, 14 February 2021, 09:00
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
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2015: A Look Back in Horror – The Worst in Wrestling!

148 Submitted by on Mon, 28 December 2015, 22:49
For Harry. May you finally encounter immortals that stand a chance of matching your incredible wit. By the end of 2015, it seemed that WWE finally figured out how to use Roman Reigns: as a cold-hearted warrior with the fury of a thousand angry Gods, violently laying waste to everyone that stood between him and the top of the mountain. Within Continue Reading...
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Commentary: The End of the Streak is Not WrestleCrap

31 Submitted by on Mon, 12 January 2015, 16:18
  When Brock Lesnar’s third F5 begat the pinfall that ended The Undertaker’s iconic WrestleMania streak, the impact was immediate. Hundreds of visible fans on camera, out of the 75,000 at the Superdome, leapt from their chairs, eyes saucer-sized, jaws slack, and emitting grunts and screams of incomprehension. That WWE would take modern-day folklore, carefully (in the early days unknowingly) Continue Reading...
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2014: A Look Back in Horror – The Worst in Wrestling!

80 Submitted by on Wed, 31 December 2014, 18:58
Quick note from RD: Gooker voting will begin next Monday, January 5.  To prep yourself, here’s Justin Henry’s recap of what was a pretty dang horrible year in pro wrestling.   2014 was a year of Daniel Bryan overcoming the corporate leviathan, a developmental territory becoming must-see television, the number two wrestling promotion finding a cable home that intends to Continue Reading...
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