Category Archive for "Rants" | WrestleCrap – The Very Worst of Pro Wrestling!

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...

2015: A Look Back in Horror – The Worst in Wrestling!

148 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 28 December 2015, 22:49

For Harry. May you finally encounter immortals that stand a chance of matching your incredible wit. By the end of 2015, it seemed that WWE finally figured out how to use Roman Reigns: as a cold-hearted warrior with the fury of a thousand angry Gods, violently laying waste to everyone that stood between him and the top of the mountain. Within Continue Reading...

Justin Henry runs down The Top 30 Worst WWE Pay-Per-Views Of All Time!

12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 06 May 2015, 15:30

Our own Justin Henry has posted a new blog entry about what he thinks are The Top 30 Worst WWF Pay-Per-Views Of All Time! What do you think of the list, Crappers?...

Commentary: The End of the Streak is Not WrestleCrap

31 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 12 January 2015, 16:18

When Brock Lesnar’s third F5 begat the pinfall that ended The Undertaker’s iconic WrestleMania streak, the impact was immediate. Hundreds of visible fans on camera, out of the 75,000 at the Superdome, leapt from their chairs, eyes saucer-sized, jaws slack, and emitting grunts and screams of incomprehension. That WWE would take modern-day folklore, carefully (in the early days unknowingly) Continue Reading...

2014: A Look Back in Horror – The Worst in Wrestling!

80 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 31 December 2014, 18:58

Quick note from RD: Gooker voting will begin next Monday, January 5. To prep yourself, here’s Justin Henry’s recap of what was a pretty dang horrible year in pro wrestling. 2014 was a year of Daniel Bryan overcoming the corporate leviathan, a developmental territory becoming must-see television, the number two wrestling promotion finding a cable home that intends to Continue Reading...

RANT: Where’s Gorilla Monsoon to Tell Us Things Have LITERALLY Changed Forever?

17 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 30 December 2014, 10:14

From the “Less Things Change, the More They Stay the Same” file, we get comedy from WWE.com. Behold, #3 on their list of “10 Ways 2014 Changed WWE Forever” list… Apparently in WWE Speak, “Forever” = “40 Days”. Good to know. ...

Epic Tweet In Wrestling History-7/14/2014-With special announcement!

9 Submitted by Emerson Witner on Mon, 14 July 2014, 09:30

Hi everyone, As some of you know, I took over the Epic Tweeting back in October of last year and since that time I have gone into The Doctor’s Tardis to discover no fewer than 110 Tweets. Some funny, some historical, some going over people’s heads and some that were a little too inside. But at the end of Continue Reading...