For some reason (money), Opening Day of the 2026 Major League Baseball season was shown on Netflix. For some reason (also money), former WWE World Heavyweight Champion Jey Uso was there to say “Play Ball!” He also said “Yeet!” because, of course. Aaaaand, that’s about it. This kind of feels like some sort of metaphor, huh?
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Orange County Choppers Build The WWE Championship Belt
In the 2000’s, there was a reality show called Orange County Choppers where a dysfunctional family yelled at each other while building custom motorcycles. Although some people may know it more for the meme, it was pretty popular at the time. Popular enough for WWE and The Rock to want them to build their new championship belt. Sadly, we don’t get a belt with giant handle bars with tassels on it.
St. Patrick’s Day With Sheamus and Becky Lynch
Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with Sheamus and pre-The Man, but post-leapin’-like-a-leprechaun in NXT Becky Lynch. Looks like WWE went all out with this celebration by sticking the two in front of a bare white wall and telling them to say some words. I can practically hear Vince yelling at them “Do it again, but mention green clovers, purple horseshoes, and yellow stars like I said!”
Goldust “Joins” The nWo
Over their long history, the nWo has had a lot of members. Wrestlers, commentators, racecar drivers. They even had the bizarre one Goldust was part of the group. Whether they wanted him or not. Anyone else think nWoldust looks like a cross between Abbath from Immortal and The KISS Demon?
Danhausen Makes Spaghetti
When Danhausen isn’t bursting out of boxes with his very own dance troupe, he’s in the kitchen cooking up some scrumptious food. When he’s not baking up some cookies, he’s making spaghetti and, um, teeth balls? With ketchup?!
Suddenly, Olive Garden sounds pretty good.