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Someone Bought This: Bill Goldberg carnival glass mirror

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 January 2021, 02:00

Crapper Dusty Cappel sent in this crappy bootleg Bill Goldberg carnival glass mirror thing that you’d win at the State Fair. “Goldberg 6:32”? Oh, how clever. And by “clever” I mean “Does not make any sense”....

Someone Bought This: An Ultimate Warrior wallet and other early 90’s crap!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 January 2021, 02:00

Crapper Dusty Cappel writes: I went to my dad’s house and decided to go through some of my old wrestling things from when I was a kid. I have got through 4 of the 12 totes and decided to share some of the items with you for somebody bought this. 1st pic is the wwf fanny pack, ultimate warrior wallet Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is tiny and zombified!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 January 2021, 02:00

This is a Hulk Hogan S.L.U.G Zombie figure. Well, actually it’s a Hulk Hogan knockoff since it isn’t licensed or really called “Hulk Hogan” but whatever. S.L.U.G stands for Super Ugly Little Guys. They’re like M.U.S.L.E figures, I guess. So yes, it’s basically a little green zombie Hulk Hogan. This is one of those things that’s cool to have if Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 December 2020, 02:00

Hey kids! Want to look like a total idiot? Then get your hands on this Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap! (I want to note that my auto-correct wanted to change “Hulkster” to “Huckster”. Hmm…). I seriously can’t think of any situation where anyone of any age at any point in time in any situation would look cool wearing this painter’s cap. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A hideous WWF Crush shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 December 2020, 02:00

Shakabrah!!! Even Stevie Wonder would say “Dude, that Crush shirt is too damn ugly and bright! Tone it down, man!” If you wanted to sum up the earl 90’s with a color palette, I think this would be it! Purple, neon yellow, and bright orange! It kind of makes his Demolition gear look subtle by comparison, doesn’t it?...