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Someone Bought This: A toy line with the worst possible name

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 July 2021, 02:00

In 1997 Jakks-Pacific released a line of WWF statues that were pretty unremarkable except for the fact that they were called… “Heroes Of Wrestling”. Gee, what does that remind you of? Okay, so this toy line came out a year before the terrible independent wrestling show (you can read all about that in The WrestleCrap Archives) but I still thought it was a funny Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Diesel loves the fans, and the fans love his shirts!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 July 2021, 02:00

These are two shirts WWE sold during the infamous Diesel face mega-push of 1995 that almost bankrupted the company. Both are hideously ugly, but I especially love the “Smiling Diesel” one because he looks like he’s being forced at gunpoint to smile for the photo....

Someone Bought This: The WCW Nitro Grill referee shirt really eats it!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 July 2021, 02:00

Bryan over at the WCW Worldwide blog found this WCW Nitro Grill referee shirt amongst other Nitro Grill stuff, and boy oh boy is it ugly! You’d look really stupid wearing it just about anywhere, including a wrestling show. This shirt would only be useful if you want to look like you work at a Footlocker shoe store. And really, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WCW Drink Koozie

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 July 2021, 02:00

Courtesy of the WCW Worldwide blog, It’s the official WCW Nitro Grill drink kozzie! It will keep your can cool, and make you look cool. Well okay, it will do the first thing, anyway....

Someone Bought This: Hang Stone Cold on your wall and he’ll yak at ya!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 July 2021, 02:00

This is a Stone Cold Steve Austin wall decoration plaque thing. And he talks! It has a motion detector and if it senses motion, ol’ Stole Cold will spew out one of his more PG-13 catch phrases. I guess it’s supposed to be some kind of room alarm? Or you can just turn that feature off and press a button Continue Reading...