About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: Sammy Guevara Gets His Tongue Stuck To A Pole

2 Submitted by on Mon, 28 December 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Inner Circle member Sammy Guevara needed help from emergency rescue crews this weekend after getting his tongue stuck to a light pole. The AEW stable, rowdy from partying at Time Out Sports Grill, raised havoc throughout downtown Jacksonville. Signs were knocked over, Ubers were ordered then cancelled, and nurples were purpled. Teasing and pranks escalated on the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Performs Santa With Muscles Table Read

4 Submitted by on Mon, 21 December 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials, Superstars, and underlings gathered together to do a table reading of the holiday classic, Santa With Muscles. According to WWE COO Triple H, the special mandatory read-through was done to bring holiday spirit. He insisted it was definitely not for any other reason. “It’s been a tough year, we’re trying to put a smile on Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The General Confronts Brandi Rhodes

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Insurance spokes-cartoon The General joined Papa John’s investor Shaquille O’Neal to confront AEW CBO Brandi Rhodes following the shocking water-splashing incident on Dynamite. O’Neal, the genius behind the album ‘Shaq Diesel’ was joined by the cartoon spokesman to confront Rhodes. AEW announcer Tony Schiavone was brought in to mediate the discussion. “At the request of AEW officials, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Moves To The Villages After Signing Sting

2 Submitted by on Mon, 07 December 2020, 08:00
The Villages, FL – All Elite Wrestling stunned the world for a second time this week after announcing that they would be moving their base of operations to The Villages. Known as ‘Florida’s Friendliest Active Adult Retirement Community’, The Villages is a sprawling age-restricted city. Community rules dictate that no one under 55 can live in The Villages, but AEW Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H “Dressed As The Rock” Balloon Debuts At Greenwich Thanksgiving Day Parade

2 Submitted by on Mon, 30 November 2020, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – A giant balloon of WWE Hall of Famer Triple H dressed as The Rock debuted at this year’s Greenwich Thanksgiving Day Parade. The balloon, referencing the infamous in-ring segment where Degeneration-X impersonating The Nation of Domination, featured WWE Executive Vice President Triple H dressed up like beloved movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Sporting a fake wig, Continue Reading...
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