About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: New NXT Set Encourages Kids To Try This At Home

0 Submitted by on Mon, 20 September 2021, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Further changes have been made to NXT this week featuring a new, more colorful, kid-friendly set. Among the additions are a full-sized jungle gym, a slide, and a ball pit. “The old NXT was too dark, too dingy,” explained WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “I moved sports entertainment out of the smoke-filled bingo halls in the 80’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Gable Steveson To Fight Chad Gable For Use Of The Name Gable

4 Submitted by on Mon, 13 September 2021, 08:00
Minneapolis, MN – WWE’s latest signing, Olympic hero Gable Steveson has already issued his first challenge to none other that WWE star Chad Gable. Steveson, a collegiate star who won gold at the Tokyo Olympics this summer, is a blue-chip prospect. WWE is doing everything they can to keep him happy, including a Name, Image, and Likeness deal. Part of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Young Bucks, Lucha Brothers Match Changes Earth’s Rotation

0 Submitted by on Mon, 06 September 2021, 08:00
Hoffman Estates, IL – AEW’s tag team title match at All Out between the Young Bucks and Lucha Brothers was so action packed that it literally changed the world. Scientists have determined that the fast pace of the match, combined with the excessive amounts of flips and twists, actually caused Earth’s rotation to change. The energetic tag team cage match Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Creative Has Lots Of Ideas For Karrion Kross

3 Submitted by on Mon, 30 August 2021, 08:00
Boston, MA – WWE CEO Vince McMahon has revealed the Creative has lots of ideas for their latest call-up, Karrion Kross. Since being called up to the main roster, Kross has been without his valet Scarlett and lost to Jeff Hardy, Last week, Kross began wearing a mask and warrior outfit, drawing comparisons to The Sultan and Farooq Asaad. According Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Legendary Chicago Wrestler Debuts On Rampage

1 Submitted by on Mon, 23 August 2021, 08:00
Chicago, IL – After weeks of gossip, hearsay, and rumors, legendary Chicago wrestler One Man Gang made his debut on AEW: Rampage. The live crowd, already buzzing in anticipation, roared with excitement when the familiar notes of Living Colour’s “Cult Of Personality” began playing. The moment they have been waiting years for had finally come true. After years of retirement, Continue Reading...
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