About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: Nick Gage Defeats Chris Jericho In A Dance Competition

1 Submitted by on Mon, 26 July 2021, 08:00
Charlotte, NC – Deathmatch legends Nick Gage defeated Chris Jericho in a dazzling, if not unexpected, fashion this weekend. Instead of pitting the two in combat, AEW star MJF harkened back to his infamous dance routine with Jericho to inflict maximum pain. What Jericho and the world did not know was that the GCW star is a world-class dancer. Gage, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Excited To Finally Boo WWE In Person

5 Submitted by on Mon, 19 July 2021, 08:00
Fort Worth, TX – WWE fans were elated to finally see WWE events live this weekend and boo the product vociferously. Following over a year of pandemic protocols, WWE has opened its doors to the general public for live events. After enduring cinematic matches, arson, zombie attacks, and magic, fans now have the chance to see their favorite WWE Superstars Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Malaki Black Begins Eliminating Older AEW Wrestlers

1 Submitted by on Mon, 12 July 2021, 08:00
Gatlin, NE – Newcomer Malaki Black has begun culling All Elite Wrestling’s older roster members in a devious and slightly cultish plot. After his vicious attack against Arn Anderson, the enigmatic Black systematically dismantled Tully Blanchard, Konnan, and Jake “The Snake” Roberts. No older members of the roster have escaped Black’s grasp. On a cross-country trip to promote a new Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW’s First Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest Plagued With Injuries

1 Submitted by on Mon, 05 July 2021, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Tragedy struck All Elite Wrestling’s First Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest this Fourth of July as a number of injuries ruined the event. The mandatory fun-filled day in the sun was devised by AEW CEO Tony Khan in hopes of building community and spreading cheer. It was also a good excuse to finish the surplus food from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: King Nakamura Throws Baron Corbin In The Tower Of London

4 Submitted by on Mon, 28 June 2021, 08:00
London, UK – Newly crowned King Shinsuke Nakamura enacted his first ruling as WWE King by throwing Baron Corbin into the Tower of London. By royal decree, and in agreement with the British government in exchange for a trio of WWE shows on their soil, Corbin was dragged extradited from the United States. Forced onto a plane and surrounded by Continue Reading...
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