Enjoying the Labors of Jericho?

You’ve seen nothing until you’ve witness the Labors of AJ Styles!

NEW INDUCTION!

RD Reynolds returns to podcasting with…Vince Russo????!!!

It’s true – Joker’s Mustache is here!

Nick Gage takes on Chris Jericho in the most unexpected match of the year.

Strap on your dancing shoes and Electric Slide on over to Headlies!

If you thought it was tough being Hulk Hogan on TV, trying being him 24/7/400!

Hulk Hogan’s two books – inducted!

Fans are back and they’re ready to let WWE know how much they’ve missed them.

Get ready to let Vince and Company know how you feel in Headlies!

Malakai Black is bringing “an adult nightmare” to the AEW roster.

Someone call Stephen King and let him know there’s a new Headlies!

WWE Headquarters – home of the world’s slowest elevator and third- or fourth-worst Doink.

Money in the Bank 2020 – inducted!

Hot dog, AEW is celebrating the 4th Of July!

Put on your bib and dig into Headlies!

Can a 1995 Magazine Tell Us How to Fix Today’s WWE?

Find out in a NEW Induction!

What does King Shinsuke have in store for Baron Corbin?

He’s making him a part of history in Headlies!

XPW’s Angel falls off a 40-foot scaffold, without even a pool of sewage to break his fall!

It’s an all-new two-for-one induction!

Cameron Grimes is stackin’ money with his own cryptocurrency!

We’re going to the moon in Headlies!

It’s the last Saturday Night’s Main Event!

Was it any good?  It’s on WrestleCrap.com…what do you think?

NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

INDUCTION: The Second Labor of AJ Styles – Where “Chain Wrestling” Meets Three Stooges Selling!

3 Submitted by on Thu, 29 July 2021, 20:00
NWA-TNA, 2003 As I write this induction, it’s just hours before what has proved over the last couple of years to be one of my favorite times of the week, that being AEW Dynamite on Wednesday nights.  It is a fun show most of the time and I really look forward to chatting with everyone over on old man social media.  If Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Nick Gage Defeats Chris Jericho In A Dance Competition

1 Submitted by on Mon, 26 July 2021, 08:00
Charlotte, NC – Deathmatch legends Nick Gage defeated Chris Jericho in a dazzling, if not unexpected, fashion this weekend. Instead of pitting the two in combat, AEW star MJF harkened back to his infamous dance routine with Jericho to inflict maximum pain. What Jericho and the world did not know was that the GCW star is a world-class dancer. Gage, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Hulk Hogan’s autobiographies – Have pythons, will (time) travel

18 Submitted by on Thu, 22 July 2021, 20:00
2002, 2009 I first bought Hollywood Hulk Hogan, the Hulkster’s 2002 autobiography, late last year (along with The Rock Says…). Obviously, I was shopping for WrestleCrap induction fodder. But weeks went by, and nothing arrived; my shipment had gotten lost in transit. Naturally, I used my refund to re-order the books, which arrived the next week.  A few weeks later, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Excited To Finally Boo WWE In Person

5 Submitted by on Mon, 19 July 2021, 08:00
Fort Worth, TX – WWE fans were elated to finally see WWE events live this weekend and boo the product vociferously. Following over a year of pandemic protocols, WWE has opened its doors to the general public for live events. After enduring cinematic matches, arson, zombie attacks, and magic, fans now have the chance to see their favorite WWE Superstars Continue Reading...
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Induction: Money in the Bank 2020 – Leave your brain at the elevator door

17 Submitted by on Thu, 08 July 2021, 20:00
In 2020, WWE’s Money in the Bank event was held without any fans in attendance. Naturally, the WWE Superstars were in no hurry to break their bones doing the usual dangerous high spots in an empty Performance Center. Instead, this match would take place at WWE Headquarters, with both male and female Superstars simultaneously battling to get up to the Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: Can A 1995 Wrestling Magazine Tell Us How to Fix Today’s WWE?

30 Submitted by on Thu, 01 July 2021, 20:00
Pro Wrestling Illustrated –  July 1995 If you’ve been ’round these parts of any length of time, you are familiar with my utter love for ancient wrestling magazines.  I still have stacks and stacks of them in my closet that I peruse…at least from time to time.  But when I was in my late teens/college years? I lived (not loved, but lived) to Continue Reading...
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Induction: An XPW Two-Pack – Baptized in WrestleCrap

17 Submitted by on Thu, 24 June 2021, 20:00
XPW, 2002 This week’s induction involves a scaffold match put on by XPW. And no, I don’t mean *that* scaffold match. Now, for those unaware, New Jack once wrestled Vic Grimes atop a giant scaffold, where he shocked Grimes with a stun gun and hurled him off a scaffold in an attempt to take his opponent’s life for real. Like, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Last Saturday Night’s Main Event – Remember All Those Great SNMEs? This Wasn’t One of Them.

16 Submitted by on Thu, 17 June 2021, 20:00
WWE, 2008 Recently, All Elite Wrestling announced the expansion of their television deal with Turner.  It was something many celebrated, as the feeling is this has legitimized them to a greater extent than ever before.  This new arrangement included not only an all new show on Friday nights called Rampage but also several additional shows throughout the year that would be taking Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – RD & Blade Show – For Blade

10 Submitted by on Mon, 05 April 2021, 19:23
As you have probably heard, Blade passed away on March 28.  Let’s celebrate all the laughs he brought us with his final recorded appearance with RD Reynolds.  We love you and miss you, Blade! You can find out about the funeral service by clicking here.  I am being told it is being streamed. Thank you for everyone contributing to the Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

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Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

86 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A toy line with the worst possible name

0 Submitted by on Fri, 30 July 2021, 02:00
In 1997 Jakks-Pacific released a line of WWF statues that were pretty unremarkable except for the fact that they were called… “Heroes Of Wrestling”. Gee, what does that remind you of? Okay, so this toy line came out a year before the terrible independent wrestling show (you can read all about that in The WrestleCrap Archives) but I still thought it was a funny Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WCW Nitro Grill referee shirt really eats it!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 16 July 2021, 02:00
Bryan over at the WCW Worldwide blog found this WCW Nitro Grill referee shirt amongst other Nitro Grill stuff, and boy oh boy is it ugly! You’d look really stupid wearing it just about anywhere, including a wrestling show. This shirt would only be useful if you want to look like you work at a Footlocker shoe store. And really, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Malaki Black Begins Eliminating Older AEW Wrestlers

1 Submitted by on Mon, 12 July 2021, 08:00
Gatlin, NE – Newcomer Malaki Black has begun culling All Elite Wrestling’s older roster members in a devious and slightly cultish plot. After his vicious attack against Arn Anderson, the enigmatic Black systematically dismantled Tully Blanchard, Konnan, and Jake “The Snake” Roberts. No older members of the roster have escaped Black’s grasp. On a cross-country trip to promote a new Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW’s First Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest Plagued With Injuries

1 Submitted by on Mon, 05 July 2021, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Tragedy struck All Elite Wrestling’s First Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest this Fourth of July as a number of injuries ruined the event. The mandatory fun-filled day in the sun was devised by AEW CEO Tony Khan in hopes of building community and spreading cheer. It was also a good excuse to finish the surplus food from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: King Nakamura Throws Baron Corbin In The Tower Of London

4 Submitted by on Mon, 28 June 2021, 08:00
London, UK – Newly crowned King Shinsuke Nakamura enacted his first ruling as WWE King by throwing Baron Corbin into the Tower of London. By royal decree, and in agreement with the British government in exchange for a trio of WWE shows on their soil, Corbin was dragged extradited from the United States. Forced onto a plane and surrounded by Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cameron Grimes Launches New “Grimes Dimes” Cryptocurrency

1 Submitted by on Mon, 21 June 2021, 08:00
Miami, FL – Following in AEW wrestler MJF’s footsteps, NXT star Cameron Grimes has started his own cryptocurrency. “I heard this thing on the internet about some sort of Crypt Keeper currency and knew I had to get in on that,” said Grimes aboard his yacht. “You ever see that Crypt Keeper, fella? Man, he is one spooky scary skeleton. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: NWA Mello Yello shirt

3 Submitted by on Fri, 18 June 2021, 02:00
It’s an NWA Mello Yello shirt in blindingly bright yellow! This beautiful piece of apparel was released to promote the NWA Mello Yello cans which you’ll remember from the commercial with Dusty Rhodes!  Now I want both a cold, refreshing Mello Yello and some old school NWA on my TV again....
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Headlies: Even Chucky Thinks Alexa Bliss’s Doll Lilly Is Ridiculous

1 Submitted by on Mon, 14 June 2021, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – Killer doll and former WCW alumni Chucky spoke out recently condemning Alexa Bliss’s magical doll Lilly. The serial killer-possessed “Good Guy” doll expressed his disgust in a Youtube video from his Power Wheels. “We may be magical, killer dolls, but we have our dignity,” said Chucky. “Hollywood has a long history with murderous marionettes. Whether it’s Annabelle, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Lesnar vs. Orton – The feud that broke all the rules (even the good ones)!

16 Submitted by on Fri, 11 June 2021, 20:00
WWE, 2016 Word on the street is that WWE is trying to make this year’s Summerslam on par with Wrestlemania to celebrate the promotion’s triumphant return to live events. Back in 2016, WWE announced Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Orton to celebrate The Beast Incarnate’s triumphant semi-annual return to the ring. WWE clearly felt that the novelty of the match alone Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Braun Strowman Trains To Become A Train

6 Submitted by on Mon, 07 June 2021, 08:00
Boston, MA – Following his release, former WWE Superstar Braun Strowman has found a new passion and has committed himself to becoming an actual train. The recently-fired wrestler appeared early this morning at the Amtrak Southampton Rail Yard. Stunned onlookers gawked as the former Universal Champion ran up and down the tracks. Crowds gasped as the strongman pulled cars full Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: The All-Time Goofiest Wrestling Posters!

22 Submitted by on Thu, 03 June 2021, 20:00
Induction Special I have a confession to make tonight: I was, at one time, the absolute worst fan of professional wrestling imaginable. It would have been the mid 1990s.  My friend Casey (Trash Losagain) and I would go events at the Tyndall Armory in downtown Indianapolis and heckle virtually everyone on the show. If you were skinny, we yell “buggy Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Gross Noise Machine Announced As Lead Raw Announcer

7 Submitted by on Mon, 31 May 2021, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials revealed over the weekend that a noise making device will now be the lead announcer of Monday Night Raw. Following the firings of Adnan Virk and Tom Phillips, WWE CEO Vince McMahon quickly filled the void with his hand-picked choice. The machine, purchased by McMahon after receiving a billion dollars from NBC, emanates various bodily Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Zombies Give The Miz 1-Star On Yelp

6 Submitted by on Mon, 24 May 2021, 08:00
Tampa, FL- The zombie lumberjacks that ate WWE Superstar The Miz at Backlash last week have given the wrestler a less-than-awesome review. Disappointed ghouls flooded the business-reviewing website Yelp.com with 1-star reviews following the devouring of the former WWE champion. Many complained of poor taste, bad service, and unpleasant ambiance. “Too much hair gel,” groaned one review. “Terrible service. Struggled Continue Reading...
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