Ratings are down, but the excitement is high as a new friend joins the Firefly Fun House!

Get ready to be ghosted in an all-new Headlie!

It’s hard to *pin down* why so many people bought this wrestling CD.

Get it? ‘Cause it sucked!

WWE Originals – inducted!

One of WWE’s most popular figures is now in AEW.

Cold Fish is All Elite!

Swim on over to Headlies for the catch of the day!

It’s Thunder in Paradise like you’ve never seen it before – INTERACTIVE ON THE CD-I!

Yes, it’s a video game, and it’s terrible.  So we’ve inducted it!

Tout, Tout, let it all out.

This is the only social media site where WWE wrestlers can have an account.

Come on, Headlies is talking to you, come on!

WWE, The Revival, and the dumbest contract negotiations in the history of our sport!

New induction!

Even faux-anarchist groups determined to destroy the WWE need a day off.

Retribution get some R & R in a brand-new Headlies!

Celebrate WrestleCrap Radio Turning FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!

Episode 297 is here!

WWE ThunderDome is so immersive you’l feel like you’re in the arena…stuck behind other wrestling fans.

Strain your neck and read all about it in Headlies!

 

WCW Thunder goes NYC (in Memphis)!

Featuring the most historic battle royal you’ve never heard of.

New induction!

Hot off the heels of AEW Heels comes Chris Jericho’s newest group.

Get ready to fork over your money in Headlies!

It’s like a Fruit of the Loom Commercial.

Just Sexy (Supposedly) and on Acid (Definitely).

Foxy Food Fight…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Phantom Fan Joins The Firefly Fun House

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  Snake Bight, FL – Bray Wyatt’s Firefly Fun House has grown by one with the addition of his newest friend, The Phantom Fan. The featureless Phantom Fan joins fellow Funhouse friends Ramblin’ Rabbit, Sister Abigail, Mercy, Huskus, and Wobbly Walrus. “Yowie, wowie!” exclaimed Wyatt. “Phantom Fan, I haven’t seen you since Wrestlemania! Welcome to the Firefly Fun House! Now Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWE Originals – Featuring the hit song, “A Stinkface from the Heart”

13 Submitted by on Thu, 17 September 2020, 20:00
WWE, 2004 The way the music industry has changed over the past two decades, it’s no wonder that WWE doesn’t put out CDs anymore. Now it’s standard practice to just dump CFO$’ latest compositions on iTunes or Spotify, where they can be safely ignored by wrestling fans. For example, you probably weren’t aware that WWE Music has release thirteen different Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cold Fish Joins All Elite Wrestling

2 Submitted by on Mon, 14 September 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Hot off of the surprise acquisition of Miro, All Elite Wrestling has announced that they have also signed Miro’s former partner, a cold, dead fish. Cold Fish, last scene on WWE television being thrown at Lana, is just the latest former WWE star to appear in AEW. The signing has sent ripples of excitement throughout the wrestling Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Thunder in Paradise INTERACTIVE – Two Terrible Tastes That Taste Terrible Together

22 Submitted by on Thu, 10 September 2020, 20:00
1995, Phillips CD-i Videogame I’d heard rumor of this for years, couldn’t believe it could possibly be true.   A television show starring Hulk Hogan (that I am pretty sure I’ve inducted TWICE already!) was made into a video game.  That part I can actually believe.  There have been a lot of horrendous video game licenses over the years (and Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio Turns FIFTEEN YEARS OLD! Episode 297 is here!

0 Submitted by on Sun, 30 August 2020, 18:57
We celebrate fifteen years (!!!) of WrestleCrap Radio!  Old friends we’ve not heard from in years come back, someone we’ve talked about since nearly day one showing up, and we legitimately say good bye to someone who will NEVER be on the show again! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Continue Reading...
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Induction: The “New York rules” WCW Thunder – No rules. No refs. No idea what’s going on.

18 Submitted by on Fri, 21 August 2020, 20:18
WCW, 2000 The year 2000 was a special year for Wrestlecrap, a year that not only saw the site launch, but also provided material for it for years and decades to come, particularly in the form of WCW programming. That was the year that WCW passed the point of no return, hemorrhaging money, alienating viewers, and cramming segments with hot-shot Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Foxy Food Fight – It’s Like a Fruit of the Loom Commercial, Just Sexy (Supposedly) and On Acid (Definitely)

20 Submitted by on Thu, 13 August 2020, 20:00
Video Tape, 1987 For whatever reason, the other day I was thinking about when I was a lad…and the things that were ‘sexy’ in the 1980s. Giant hair.  Torn up jeans. Neon colors that would burn your eyeballs.  We look back on some of these things now, and we kinda chuckle.  No harm no foul as the kids used to Continue Reading...
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Induction: All Wheels Wrestling – Sparky Plugg not included

14 Submitted by on Thu, 06 August 2020, 20:09
TV pilot, 2011 In the 80s and 90s, there was no shortage of vehicular sports adding wrestling elements. In the monster truck genre alone, there was Sgt. Slaughter’s battle with Bigfoot, plus the Monster Wars TV series with its wrestling-style promos. But when it came to bringing elements of motorsports into the wrestling ring, the best the wrestling world did Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 296!!

1 Submitted by on Thu, 23 July 2020, 14:08
A game of HI-LOW is played on Cameo, Centaurs run for president, fights are in swamps, eyeballs are lost…it’s episode 296 of WrestleCrap Radio! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen Continue Reading...
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Induction: Big Apple Takedown – Torrie Wilson’s (Drug) Bust

16 Submitted by on Thu, 09 July 2020, 20:00
WWE Books, 2006 Big Apple Takedown was the second and last official WWE novel. Like the Kane biography Journey Into Darkness before it, the book struggled to find an audience mature enough for its adult content but immature enough to read a novel about what TV wrestlers might do in their spare time. To clarify Big Apple Takedown’s intended audience, Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40
Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

85 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Highlanders figures

2 Submitted by on Fri, 18 September 2020, 02:00
It’s a two-pack of The Highlanders figures- one of the most forgettable tag-teams of the 2000’s. Who thought that kids or adults would want to buy figures of these two? Hey, remember when Robbie showed up in the audience of TNA Impact the weekend of Wrestlemania in 2008? We do! 3/27/08. Never forget....
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Someone Bought This: WCW Worldwide shirt

0 Submitted by on Fri, 11 September 2020, 02:00
Back in 1999/2000 if you watched WCW Worldwide you could email them with a question for a wrestler. If they picked your question, they’d read it on the air and a wrestler would answer it. Better yet, you won a spiffy WCW Worldwide logo shirt! According to Bryan at The WCW Worldwide Blog they were t-shirts with the WCW Worldwide logo Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Forces WWE Wrestlers To Use Tout

1 Submitted by on Mon, 07 September 2020, 08:00
  Stamford, CT – Following Vince McMahon’s directive to close all third-party social media accounts, WWE wrestlers have now been instructed to set up accounts on Tout. Tout, a social media platform that specialized in 15-second videos, was heavily promoted by WWE in 2012. Despite investing $5 million into Tout, WWE left the partnership in 2014. The company became inactive Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Adam Bomb’s bomb!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 04 September 2020, 02:00
Remember when Adam Bomb turned face and threw these little Nerf footballs into the audience? LICENCE TO GET THE AUDIENCE’S FAVOR! Actually the fans didn’t care about him anymore as a face than they did as a heel because it was the exact same character. If you weren’t one of the 3 or 4 lucky fans to catch one of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Retribution Have A Nice Day Off

9 Submitted by on Mon, 31 August 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – After months of attacking various members of the WWE roster and disrupting television tapings, insurgent faction Retribution decided to reward themselves with a nice day off. Still wearing their trademark black masks, hoodies, and pants, the mysterious group entered Universal’s Island Of Adventure. Although they are bent on destroying the WWE, Retribution made sure to maintain at least Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: RDV?

1 Submitted by on Fri, 28 August 2020, 02:00
In 2011 TNA featured this Rob Van Dam shirt on their website as one of their new releases. Wait a minute… RDV? Rob’s Damn Van? Oh, it’s supposed to be RVD! Poor Rob. Even he must not have been as high as TNA’s merchandise designers! They actually did correct it when it went into production. Much better!...
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Headlies: Fan Appearing On “WWE ThunderDome” Blocked By Other Fan’s Sign

7 Submitted by on Mon, 24 August 2020, 08:00
Cape Girardeau, MO – WWE ThunderDome attendee Emmitt Emerson’s Summerslam viewing experience was ruined last night after another fan held up a sign for the entire event. Despite not actually being the same location, another fan’s sign blocked Emerson’s view for almost the entirety of the event. “Y’know, I was really excited to be in the audience as part of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: AWA and WCW toy rings

2 Submitted by on Fri, 21 August 2020, 02:00
This is why you need good artwork that actually represents your product. This is the Remo AWA toy wrestling ring. Look at how small that ring looks on the artwork! It’s as if they’re wrestling in a postage stamp! This is why proper scale is important when drawing things, Crappers. Look at the crowd in the foreground. It looks like Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Launches “Shut Up And Give Chris Jericho $50” Group

6 Submitted by on Mon, 17 August 2020, 08:00
Lake Keystone, FL – All Elite Wrestling has announced the creation of a new group for wrestling fans that want to give Chris Jericho their money.  Dubbed “Shut Up And Give Chris Jericho $50”, AEW describes the group as a ‘community for wrestling fans who love wrestling, shutting up, and giving Chris Jericho $50.’ Following in the footsteps of Brandi Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Don “The Rock” Muraco Buys The WBF

3 Submitted by on Mon, 10 August 2020, 08:00
Sunset Beach, HI – WWE Hall of Famer Don “The Rock” Muraco shocked the business world this week by announcing that he has purchased the World Bodybuilding Federation. The WBF was the brainchild of WWE CEO Vince McMahon in 1990. Believing that competitive bodybuilding was the way of the future, the WBF held two Pay-Per-View events before disbanding in 1992. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Randy Hogan Answers The TNT Title Open Challenge

3 Submitted by on Mon, 03 August 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Former NWA and WCW staple Randy Hogan has answered the TNT Champion Cody Rhodes’ open challenge and will be facing him on Dynamite. Hogan, who has rarely been seen since the mid 90’s issued a fiery promo on AEW Dark. “Oooooh, yeah, brother! These 24-inch pythons are the cream of the crop. Dig it, Jack!” screamed Hogan. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Say what, Warrior?

2 Submitted by on Fri, 31 July 2020, 02:00
“Created By Destiny… Bonded By Belief”? What in the hell is that supposed to mean?! It sounds like the world’s worst Krazy Glue slogan! I believe this is a shirt created by Warrior himself and sold by him instead of something WWE made. I don’t think WWE would put a saying quite this stupid and meaningless on a shirt (and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Stephanie McMahon Wants Us To Obey And Consume

6 Submitted by on Mon, 27 July 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – After this week’s Monday Night Raw, WWE staff have installed giant video screens throughout the Performance Center. These screens will allow WWE CBO Stephanie McMahon to address her employees and Superstars at all times. “We care deeply about all of our employees,” said McMahon via Skype interview. “These screens, along with hidden cameras, listening devices, and heat Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Rey Mysterio’s Damaged Eye Replaced With Googly Eye

10 Submitted by on Mon, 20 July 2020, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Quick-thinking medical staff replaced Rey Mysterio’s damaged eye last night with a googly eye found in the Costume Design department. The Eye For An Eye contest at last night’s Extreme Rules saw future WWE Hall of Famer take on Seth Rollins. Weeks ago, the “Monday Night Messiah” attacked Mysterio, damaging his eye on the corner of Continue Reading...
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