Mickie James is back!

Now she’s gone. Wait, she’s back again!

Find out what’s happening in Headlies!

As God As My Witness…I Thought Turkeys Could Convince Wrestling Fans to Pay $2 a Minute.

We’re calling Captain Lou’s Hotline in a NEW Induction!

Mr. Brell is back and the entertainment world will never be the same.

Get ready to “Rip ‘Em” in an all-new Headlie!

Time to vote for the very worst of the very worst!

The 2021 Gooker Nominees are here!

Where in the world is Julia Hart?

We try to unravel this mystery in Headlies!

A new contender is heating up the ratings war.

Things are really starting to cook in Headlies!

Our Annual Christmas Induction is Here!

The Munsters Scary Little Drug Fueled Christmas!

Written by Ed Ferrara…Inducted by RD Reynolds!

All those horrible Christmas movies we’ve inducted over the years!

They’re all HERE!

Get to clicking!

What a reversal!

Hook is now Time’s Person Of The Year!

Read all about it in Headlies!

Mick Foley and Santa Claus –

Good Friends, Better Enemies!

New induction!

Home is where the heart is.

Too bad MJF doesn’t have a heart.

We’re heading to “Strong” Island in Headlies!

After you read this, you too will need a Bruno Sammartini!

The WWE Cookbook…INDUCTED!

Why is Cody Rhodes having extreme matches?

Find out what Brandi is up to in Headlies!

We cover WWE’s Scotty Goldman like a schmeer of Nova cream cheese covers a poppy-seed bagel.

 

Their words, not ours. 

New induction!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Mickie James Already Fired, Rehired

0 Submitted by on Mon, 17 January 2022, 08:00
Tulsa, OK – Despite announcing her return for the Royal Rumble, Impact Knockout Champion Mickie James has already been fired and rehired by WWE. The shocking, but unsurprising see-saw decision has been felt throughout the wrestling community. The mercurial decisions started early this morning. “That Mickie, she thinks she’s so fine,” muttered McMahon when seeing James at the BOK Center. Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Captain Lou Hotline – As God As My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Convince Wrestling Fans to Pay $2 a Minute!

13 Submitted by on Thu, 13 January 2022, 19:05
Pro Wrestling Hotline, 1980’s Unless you were a fan in the mid 1980’s to the turn of the century, I don’t think you can fully grasp just how prevalent hotlines were in the world of professional wrestling. In the days before the world wide webs, getting wrestling news wasn’t very easy. Sure, you could hit the local Super-X and grab Continue Reading...
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Gooker 2021: Vote for the Very Worst of the Year in Our Legendary Poll!

76 Submitted by on Thu, 06 January 2022, 20:00
Another year come and gone…and is often the case, it was chock full of some of the worst pro wrestling has ever seen!  The real question, though is this: what was the very worst of the very worst? What deserves the legendary WrestleCrap Gooker Award? Using the same creeky old poll mechanism we’ve used since 2003(!!!!!), we present to you Continue Reading...
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CHRISTMAS INDUCTION: The Munsters’ Scary Little Christmas – Scary? More Like Drug-Fueled

12 Submitted by on Tue, 21 December 2021, 20:00
TV movie, 1996 I’ve been doing these non-wrestling Christmas movie inductions for so long I don’t even remember when I started…but if you are somehow new to the site, I always take the last induction of the year off from horrible wrestling and instead write about horrible Christmas movies instead.  You can check out the entire collection by clicking here. Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Mankind-Santa Boiler Room Brawl – Candy Cane Dewey

9 Submitted by on Thu, 16 December 2021, 21:28
WWF, 1999 It’s amazing to ponder the butterfly effect in wrestling. Consider this: There’s a straight line running from Vince Russo thinking up a Stephanie McMahon-Test romance with no end game in 1999… …to Triple H being a lock to take over as WWE Chairman in this, the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand and Nineteen. [RD – Could you Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40
Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

86 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stupid in America, and Banned In Canada!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 14 January 2022, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So back during the late 90s/early 00s TSN would air RAW on tape delay and occasionally edit out some of the more violent or racier moments. So looking to make a quick buck the WWF released a “Banned in Canada” VHS tape featuring a whopping 2015 35 minutes of uncensored footage of Steve Austin swearing, DX Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Hi, I’m Mr. Brell. Welcome to Jockass!”

3 Submitted by on Mon, 10 January 2022, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – The wrestling and media world were shocked today by the resurrection of the World Television Network, the miraculous return of head executive Tom Brell, and the announcement of the station’s new flagship show Jockass. “’Jockass’ is the future of television” stated Brell proudly in a press conference earlier today. “Equal parts professional wrestling and dummies hurting each Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Julia Hart Falls Off The Face Of The Earth

1 Submitted by on Mon, 03 January 2022, 08:00
Cambridge, MN – After a long and thorough investigation, AEW officials have determined that Julia Hart has fallen completely off the face of the earth. The bubbly cheerleader has not been seen on television since she was blinded by Malakai Black’s black mist. Despite a few scheduled tweets, the Varsity Blonds valet has not been heard from in weeks. “We’ve Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Yule Log Destroys Raw And Dynamite In The Ratings

1 Submitted by on Mon, 27 December 2021, 08:00
New York, NY – The revelation that the Yule log absolutely obliterated both Monday Night Raw and Wednesday Night Dynamite shocked the wrestling world and absolutely no one else. Despite running for 24 hours the entire week, ratings remained high, soundly defeating both wrestling programs. “The traditional burning log has been a Christmas-time television staple for years. It’s a built-in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Hook Named Time’s Person Of The Year

1 Submitted by on Mon, 20 December 2021, 08:00
Massapequa, NY – In a stunning reversal, Time Magazine has replaced Elon Musk as their Person Of The Year with AEW wrestler Hook. Last week, controversial Tesla and SpaceX head Elon Musk, was named Time Magazine’s Person Of The Year. Following several days of bad publicity, Time’s editorial board reconvened to consider a replacement. After several seconds of discussion, the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MJF Receives Traditional Long Island Welcome Home

0 Submitted by on Mon, 13 December 2021, 08:00
Long Island, NY – Hated AEW mainstay MJF returned home on this past week’s Dynamite and received a traditional Long Island welcome. The local people greeted MJF as he descended the stairs from his private jet at Long Island MacArthur Airport. MJF was met with open arms and extended middle fingers, as is to be expected by anyone entering Long Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brandi Rhodes Goes To ‘Extreme’ Lengths To Remove Cody’s Neck Tattoo

1 Submitted by on Mon, 06 December 2021, 08:00
Atlanta, GA – Former Nightmare Collective leader Brandi Rhodes is resorting to extreme measures to remove the large tattoo on her husband Cody’s neck. The shocking plan was accidentally revealed backstage after Cody and Andrade El Idolo’s fiery Street Fight finish last week. While many saw the fight as unnecessary and a vain attempt at Cody trying to appeal to Continue Reading...
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Induction: Scotty Goldman – He’s Jewish

12 Submitted by on Thu, 02 December 2021, 21:16
WWE, 2008-2009 Colt Cabana is known as a lot of things: indy wrestling veteran, NWA champion, Dark Order member, lawsuit plaintiff. But one thing he’s not typically known as is “WWE Superstar”. And yet, for a span of six months, Cabana graced WWE rings (if only for a minute or so at a time). He wasn’t called Colt Cabana, though. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Gobbledy Gooker Revealed As The Golden Egg Thief Mastermind

3 Submitted by on Mon, 29 November 2021, 08:00
Elmont, NY – Legendary wrestling turkey the Gobbledy Gooker was revealed this morning as the ring leader of the great Golden Egg theft of 2021. The extravagant Golden Egg, revealed at Survivor Series, went missing from Vince McMahon’s office during the annual event. A worldwide manhunt proved fruitless, until ska sleuth Sami Zayn uncovered Austin Theory as the culprit. Frustrated Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WWF at the 2001 Macy’s Day Parade – Featuring All…Some…Well, Maybe ONE of Your Favorite Superstars!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 24 November 2021, 19:57
WWF, 2001 They’re baaaack! Three years ago, you may recall that I inducted a WWF float that somehow, for some reason, appeared during the 1994 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. It was like a Nyquil-fueled fever dream, and the sight of Paul Bearer yukking it up with Doink the Clown, having the times of their lives, will forever be etched into Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 52-Year Old Man The Sole Survivor Of Watching Survivor Series

2 Submitted by on Mon, 22 November 2021, 08:00
  Colorado Springs, CO – Alton Humboldt, 52-year old father of three, was the sole survivor of his family’s attempt to sit through all of Survivor Series. The Humboldts, longtime WWE fans, tried to endure the incredibly long event. After many hours of pre-show, main show, and post-show analysis, only Alton remained. “Y’know, it wasn’t easy,” said Alton, his eyes Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Early 90’s WCW stickers might blind you

1 Submitted by on Fri, 19 November 2021, 02:00
Today we have some WCW vinyl stickers! Wow, look at those uh… unique blindingly bright, colorful backgrounds (hello early 90’s!) and artwork that only vaguely resembles the wrestler it’s supposed to be representing. How hard would it have been to just put some actual pictures of the wrestlers on the stickers? Who decided to put ugly artwork on these instead?!...
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Induction: Countdown – Starring Dolph Ziggler and “The Thin Blue Machine” Kane

2 Submitted by on Thu, 18 November 2021, 20:00
WWE Studios film, 2016 “We make movies.” That’s what Vince McMahon once said about WWE. And in a sense, he’s right, given how many film roles they’ve crammed their Superstars into over the years. WWE Studios films generally fall into one of four categories: The animated children’s comedy, the live-action family comedy, the prestige picture where Randy Orton threatens to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 48-Man Tag Team Match Announced For Dynamite

2 Submitted by on Mon, 15 November 2021, 08:00
Norfolk, VA – All Elite Wrestling has announced a gargantuan 48-man tag team match for this week’s episode of Dynamite. “Full Gear was a major success,” said Khan. “Incredible action, amazing athleticism, and storytelling ruled the night. Almost everything went off without a hitch. Unfortunately, we couldn’t do everything we want in such a limited time.” Despite running for four Continue Reading...
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Induction: Rowan’s Cage – Despite All His Rage, It Is Still Just A Toy Spider In A Cage

8 Submitted by on Mon, 08 November 2021, 20:00
2019-2020, WWE Here on WrestleCrap, we don’t like to date our inductions with references to recent or ongoing events in the wrestling world. A reader should be able to pick any induction at random and be able to jump right in. Granted, any articles written before 2016 involving Donald Trump are going to be glaringly outdated, but for the most Continue Reading...
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