Cedric Alexander goes from janitor to luchador…

…but what does Shelton Benjamin think?

A new *double* induction!

Weeeeellllll, it’s Paul Wight and he’s already making an impact in AEW.

Find out what happens to Marko Stunt in an out-of-this-world Headlies!

Did you know Right To Censor had its own website?  Yep, and we are reviewing it!

Deadsites return to WrestleCrap in a NEW INDUCTION!

Oh, baby! Ric Flair and Lacey Evans are having a gender reveal party.

Grab some cake and find out what they’re having in Headlies!

It’s the first-ever Smackdown Karaoke Showdown…

…which implies there will be a second one. Yikes!

New induction!

Are you ready to show WWE your love this Valentine’s Day?

No. Wait. Not like that!

Send the kids to bed and read all about it in Headlies!

For years, we’ve been told the plan originally was for Honky Tonk Man to be a babyface in the WWF.

We call BS – and we tell you why in a New Induction!

The winner of Super Bowl 55 is… The Tampa Bay Vipers?!

What in the  Wide World of Sports is going on?

Put on your pads and dive into Headlies!

RETRIBUTION is your 2020 Gooker Award winner!

Relive this banner year for REBAR, LUGWRENCH, and the rest of the gang in this *new induction*!

With a tear in my eye, the WWE-Peacock Era has begun.

We’re on the Road To Wrestlemania in Headlies!

It’s Royal Rumble Time – favorite memories of the annual hootenanny, Trish Stratus & other lovely ladies of wrestling, tons more!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: Gary Garbutt, the Masked Janitor – Drew mops the floor with Cedric Alexander

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WWE, 2019 At Extreme Rules 2019, The Undertaker and fellow Big Dog Roman Reigns teamed up to defeat Drew McIntyre and Shane McMahon. If you don’t remember this match, you can be forgiven – it was the opening match, and it was thrown together rather hastily to wash out the bad taste of Taker’s recent Goldberg match. For the go-home Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Paul Wight Launches Marko Stunt Into The Sun

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Jacksonville, FL – Newly signed AEW star Paul Wight made a splash this weekend after launching fellow wrestler Marko Stunt into the sun. Wight, formerly known as The Big Show in WWE, spent his Saturday introducing himself to members of the AEW roster. After reconnecting with old friends and glad-handing management, Wight met Stunt. Rather than shake Wight’s hand, Stunt Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: RightToCensor.com – Get out the Defibrilator and Let’s Revive Another Deadsite!

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WWE, 2001 Woo hoo! Psyched today as we are going to venture back to the early days of the internet via another Deadsite!  I so love doing these columns, and not just because I blatantly stole the idea from one of my favorite destinations on the World Wide Web, the legendary DinosaurDracula.com.  (Seriously, if you’ve never checked out Matt’s work…what Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Smackdown Karaoke Showdown – Just Idol-ing until the crowds come back

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WWE, 2020 File another one under, “Only in 2020”. This week’s induction focuses on a segment nobody asked for, but that nobody was around to say “No” to. As usual, the July 10th, 2020 edition of Smackdown opened with a number of graphics promoting that night’s matches, including one featuring four WWE women Superstars competing against each other. But this Continue Reading...
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EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!

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With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Babyface Honky Tonk Man – Was that REALLY the Plan? WrestleCrap Investigates!

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WWF, 1986 Every once in a while, I hit upon an induction I cannot honestly fathom we’ve never covered.  You wouldn’t even think that was possible after nearly 21 years (!!!!), but today we have one that somehow has slipped by: the early WWF days of the legendary Honky Tonk Man…when he was a good guy. Mercy mercy, sakes alive! Continue Reading...
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Induction: RETRIBUTION – The 2020 Gooker Award winner

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RETRIBUTION was a faction that could only have emerged in 2020. For one thing, it was that summer that saw historic unrest in American cities, sparked by numerous deaths of African-Americans at the hands of police. Coast-to-coast Black Lives Matter protests, violence between Antifa and right-wing groups, destructive anarchist riots, often-brutal reprisals by law enforcement – these events would fundamentally Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 302 – Royal Rumble Memories & More!

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It’s Royal Rumble Time! RD & Blade discuss favorite memories of the annual hootenanny, Trish Stratus and other lovely ladies of wrestling, and tons more! WrestleCrap Radio 302 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

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Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

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Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Protect yourself from circa 1985 rain in style!

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From the mid-80’s, it’s a WWF Rain Jacket (or rain coat if you prefer) in eye-catching blue! It includes a hood so you don’t get your noggin wet! It comes complete with an embroidered WWF logo. This is great if A). It’s raining, and B). You want to emulate Sean Mooney’s fashion sense: “This is okay for rain, but I much prefer Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A weird, terrifying pack of Jakks figures…

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This is a set of figures released by Jakks-Pacific in 1997… Okay, a few things: This is a really random assortment of figures- Sunny, Bret Hart, Psycho Sid, and Vince McMahon? Was there some feud involving these four people that I missed? Bret and Vince look okay, but Sunny and Psycho Sid look terrible and don’t look a thing like Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ric Flair – Lacey Evans Gender Reveal Party Goes To A Sixty Minute Broadway

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Charlotte, NC – A gender reveal party for Lacey Evans and Ric Flair’s child resulted in a time-limit draw with no clear winner. The amorous septuagenarian and the Sassy Southern Belle celebrated their unexpected conception in Flair’s backyard. Joining the happy couple were friends, family, and members of the Four Horsemen not currently under AEW contracts. Even Ric’s daughter, Charlotte Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Valentine’s Day Promotion Forces ThunderDome To Shut Down

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Orlando, FL – A Valentine’s Day event where fans show how much they love the WWE turned X-rated and forced the company to turn off the ThunderDome. The event, dubbed ‘Show Your Love For WWE’ was advertised as a chance for the WWE Universe to show their affections for the company. WWE officials got more than they bargained for as Continue Reading...
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Headlies: XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers Win The Super Bowl

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Tampa Bay, FL – In an unprecedented turn of events, the XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers defeated the Kansas City Chiefs to win their first ever Super Bowl. Led by quarterback Taylor “Corndog” Cornelius, the Vipers decimated Chiefs’ secondary. Crisp, tight spirals soared majestically through the air all night, netting a record seven touchdown passes. On the defensive side, former Super Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Peacock Wins The Royal Rumble

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St. Petersburg, FL – In a shocking turn of events, a man in a giant peacock costume won the Royal Rumble. With its iridescent coloration and expansive feathers, the large man-bird entered the Rumble at the coveted 30th spot. Confused and terrified, many Superstars eliminated themselves in an act of self-preservation. After extensive flexing, preening, and pecking, Peacock made short Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ric Flair WHOOs and spins!

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Crapper Dusty Cappel sent in a picture of his WCW Ric Flair Spinner top. Look! It has one of those pull cord things! Oh yeah, and it’s neon orange and green- which of course are just the kind of colors you would associate with Ric Flair. SpinningFlairFun.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...
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INDUCTION: MTV’s I Wanna Be a WWF Superstar – Just Please Don’t Wake Up Carson Daly While You’re Doing It

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MTV Sports Show, 1999 Confession time: I was not planning on writing this induction.   The original plan today was for the 2020 Gooker Winner Retribution to be posted, but that is such a gigantic steaming pile of garbage that it’s taking a bit longer than planned for us to digest and regurgitate it all.  Unsure of what to do, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Shawn Michaels Pardoned For Barber Shop Window Incident

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Corpus Christi, TX – WWE legend Shawn Michaels received a full presidential pardon this week for the infamous Barber Shop Window incident in 1992. The event, which saw Michaels throw his Rockers partner Marty Janetty through a window, has been on Michaels’ record for decades. In a last-minute flurry of activity before leaving office, President Donald Trump issued a slew Continue Reading...
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Induction: Help! I’m Trapped in a Professional Wrestler’s Body – Middle School of Hard Knocks

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Book, 2000 For decades, a staple of American public schools has been the Scholastic book fair, where booksellers take over the school’s library for a week so kids can bring home the newest edition of Animorphs, Goosebumps, or whatnot. And while he’s no RL Stine, author Todd Strasser seems to have made a decent living churning out short chapter books Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Reunited Bullet Club Members Struggle To Find New Name

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Jacksonville, FL – A surprise reunion of former Bullet Club members on AEW’s New Year’s Smash has forced the former faction to create a new team name. The famous wrestling group primarily appeared in New Japan Pro-Wrestling, but due to strict copyright laws, AEW champion Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson are now forced to use Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History – Part 4

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Movie, 1989 Check out Part I here! Check out Part II here! Check out Part III here! No Holds Barred:  The Film:  Act I As in the script, the film makes sure the first image we see is that of our hero, but unlike the script there is now a voice-over of two announcers, bickering, and discussing how this is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Trump Supporters Unable To Find And Storm WWE Hall Of Fame

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After several days of searching, a group of Donald Trump supporters were unable to find and storm the WWE Hall Of Fame. The six car and one 1997 Pontiac Astro Wagon caravan began their journey in Florida, slowly making their way up the East coast towards Connecticut. The poorly planned trip worked on the assumption that the much-advertised hall of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Randy Orton Lights WWE Legend Moppy On Fire

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Orlando, FL – Randy Orton’s fire-fueled frenzy continued this week after he set beloved superstar Moppy ablaze during Legends Night. The gathering of legends, meant to honor former stars and definitely not to boost ratings, started off as expected. Icons such as Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and Alicia Fox thanked the nonexistent crowd for their support and well wishes. Hillbilly Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is tiny and zombified!

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This is a Hulk Hogan S.L.U.G Zombie figure.  Well, actually it’s a Hulk Hogan knockoff since it isn’t licensed or really called “Hulk Hogan” but whatever. S.L.U.G stands for Super Ugly Little Guys. They’re like M.U.S.L.E figures, I guess. So yes, it’s basically a little green zombie Hulk Hogan. This is one of those things that’s cool to have if Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sammy Guevara Gets His Tongue Stuck To A Pole

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Jacksonville, FL – Inner Circle member Sammy Guevara needed help from emergency rescue crews this weekend after getting his tongue stuck to a light pole. The AEW stable, rowdy from partying at Time Out Sports Grill, raised havoc throughout downtown Jacksonville. Signs were knocked over, Ubers were ordered then cancelled, and nurples were purpled. Teasing and pranks escalated on the Continue Reading...
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