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The censors are “gunning” for Arn Anderson.

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Twenty-nine years straight down the crapper!

The final WCW Saturday Night…now inducted!

Kenny Omega vs Bryan Danielson was old-school entertain

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It was the only officially licensed WWE ride ever made.

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Relive the legendary career of the original Sin Cara.

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XPW’s Angel falls off a 40-foot scaffold, without even a pool of sewage to break his fall!

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Headlies: King Woods To Marry Princess Peach In Royal Wedding

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Mushroom Kingdom – Following his coronation on last week’s Smackdown, King Xaxier Woods announced he plans to wed Princess Peach next week. Woods recently won the King Of The Ring tournament in Saudi Arabia through sheer determination, grit, and a vocal fanbase on Twitter. With a crown atop his head and royal scepter in hand, Woods declared his everlasting love Continue Reading...
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Induction: The X-Files wrestling episode – Kathy Griffin’s twin magic

12 Submitted by on Thu, 21 October 2021, 21:39
FOX Television, 2000 For years I’ve known about the wrestling episode of The X-Files. In fact, as I did for every episode after season four, I watched the 2000 episode, “Fight Club” when it first aired. But for years, I resisted writing it up for the site. Granted, not every “wrestling episode” of a TV series deserves to be inducted here Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: #August1Warning – The Impossible – Two Overhyped Flops at Once!

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TNA, 2013 You may not have noticed, but wrestling does not have a good history of creating hype and then delivering on it. Think of every single super hyped ‘surprise’ you’ve ever witnessed in this business. Whenever we hear that, unending talk about something that’s going to “Change The Face Of The Industry!”, what we tend to wind up with Continue Reading...
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Induction: Escape The Undertaker – Choose Your Urn Adventure

13 Submitted by on Fri, 08 October 2021, 21:45
Netflix film, 2021 Earlier this week, Netflix released another of its trademark interactive films that put the viewer in control. Frankly, I don’t see what Netflix offers that Sega CD, Philips CD-i, or Panasonic 3DO couldn’t provide nearly three decades ago. And much like Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties starring GLOW’s Jeanne Basone, this one features figures from the world of Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Final WCW Saturday Night – Twenty-Nine Years Go Straight Down the Crapper

18 Submitted by on Thu, 30 September 2021, 20:00
WCW – April 1, 2000 If you’ve not noticed yet, I love going back in time and checking out how certain long-running wrestling shows got their starts. In the past, I’ve done inductions for the debut of Raw, the first-ever Wrestling Challenge, and the first Raw following a WrestleMania. Today I’m going to flip the script, and review the final episode of a Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

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Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

86 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Torrenting All Their New Dream Matches

1 Submitted by on Mon, 18 October 2021, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Late last night, All Elite Wrestling announced several “dream” matches and quickly uploaded them to several well-known torrent websites. The unique campaign follows the company’s recent move to have Bryan Danielson face Minoru Suzuki in a match shown on Youtube. While the general consensus among fans was overwhelmingly positive, many questioned the reasoning behind the logistics. Industry Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Upsets Everyone With Chief Jay Strongbow Statue

1 Submitted by on Mon, 11 October 2021, 08:00
Pawhuska, OK – Controversy arose this morning as WWE dedicated a statue to former star Chief Jay Strongbow. The move has upset Native activists, Italian-Americans advocates, and wrestling fans alike. A star in the WWWF, Chief Jay Strongbow was known for his colorful war bonnet and “tomahawk” chops. While not the most proficient mat technician, Strongbow was most famous for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Arn Anderson’s “Glock” Edited Out Of Dynamite Promo

2 Submitted by on Mon, 04 October 2021, 08:00
Rochester, NY – Wrestling legend Arn Anderson’s much-talked about promo on last week’s Dynamite has been edited for content. During the promo, the former NWA and WWF champion told Cody Rhodes with a scenario involving an armed robber and self-defense. Shaping his hand like a gun, Anderson pointed it to Rhodes’s head, saying, “I’d pull out the Glock, put it Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bryan Danielson And Kenny Omega Engage In Epic “Who’s On First” Confrontation At Grand Slam

2 Submitted by on Mon, 27 September 2021, 08:00
Queens, NY – Fans witnessed an instant classic at last week’s Grand Slam as newcomer Brian Danielson met AEW champion Kenny Omega. Both wrestlers entered the ring as the stadium lights dimmed. A spotlight focused on the two mat masters. Danielson sported an old-timey St. Louis Wolves baseball uniform while Omega held a baseball bat. The audience sat in enraptured Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This WCW Lex Luger toy is tall (and boring)

0 Submitted by on Fri, 24 September 2021, 02:00
Here’s a WCW Lex Luger figure made by Galoob. What kid wouldn’t want to pretend to be Lex, who had all the personality of an empty toilet paper tube? “I’m 14″ tall and ready to brawl”? Isn’t that the line Chris Candito used to land Tammy Sytch? Check out that price tag- I didn’t know that Greg ran a toy store Continue Reading...
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Headlies: New NXT Set Encourages Kids To Try This At Home

3 Submitted by on Mon, 20 September 2021, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Further changes have been made to NXT this week featuring a new, more colorful, kid-friendly set. Among the additions are a full-sized jungle gym, a slide, and a ball pit. “The old NXT was too dark, too dingy,” explained WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “I moved sports entertainment out of the smoke-filled bingo halls in the 80’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Gable Steveson To Fight Chad Gable For Use Of The Name Gable

4 Submitted by on Mon, 13 September 2021, 08:00
Minneapolis, MN – WWE’s latest signing, Olympic hero Gable Steveson has already issued his first challenge to none other that WWE star Chad Gable. Steveson, a collegiate star who won gold at the Tokyo Olympics this summer, is a blue-chip prospect. WWE is doing everything they can to keep him happy, including a Name, Image, and Likeness deal. Part of Continue Reading...
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Induction: Sin Cara – Una comedia de errores

12 Submitted by on Thu, 09 September 2021, 20:15
When Triple H became an Executive Vice President in WWE, his first order of business was to poach Mexico’s biggest star: Luis Ignacio Urive Alvirde, known to the world as Místico. With Rey Mysterio plagued by injuries, the newly-christened Sin Cara promised to be invaluable asset to WWE, boosting ratings and live event attendance in Latin America while making a Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Young Bucks, Lucha Brothers Match Changes Earth’s Rotation

0 Submitted by on Mon, 06 September 2021, 08:00
Hoffman Estates, IL – AEW’s tag team title match at All Out between the Young Bucks and Lucha Brothers was so action packed that it literally changed the world. Scientists have determined that the fast pace of the match, combined with the excessive amounts of flips and twists, actually caused Earth’s rotation to change. The energetic tag team cage match Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Heidenreich?

0 Submitted by on Fri, 03 September 2021, 02:00
Crapper Milan Vasi writes: Hey Paul, so I was at Dollar Tree here in Hamilton,ON Canada ( home of the crappy WWE toys ) and these were fresh out of the box and on the shelf. Featuring Roman Reigns,John Cena, The Undertaker and………..HEIDENREICH???????? ( well Brock Lesnar but my god if that isn’t a HEIDENREICH figure then I don’t know Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Creative Has Lots Of Ideas For Karrion Kross

3 Submitted by on Mon, 30 August 2021, 08:00
Boston, MA – WWE CEO Vince McMahon has revealed the Creative has lots of ideas for their latest call-up, Karrion Kross. Since being called up to the main roster, Kross has been without his valet Scarlett and lost to Jeff Hardy, Last week, Kross began wearing a mask and warrior outfit, drawing comparisons to The Sultan and Farooq Asaad. According Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Weight Training with the Barbarian – Today the WBF Stands for World Barbarian Federation!

7 Submitted by on Thu, 26 August 2021, 20:00
WBF, 1990 Going to go away from the norm this week – what I am bringing to you is NOT the very worst of wrestling. I know some folks have an issue when I do this, feeling that WrestleCrap should only be reserved for the absolute dirt worst that professional wrestling has attempted to shove down our throats so as Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Legendary Chicago Wrestler Debuts On Rampage

1 Submitted by on Mon, 23 August 2021, 08:00
Chicago, IL – After weeks of gossip, hearsay, and rumors, legendary Chicago wrestler One Man Gang made his debut on AEW: Rampage. The live crowd, already buzzing in anticipation, roared with excitement when the familiar notes of Living Colour’s “Cult Of Personality” began playing. The moment they have been waiting years for had finally come true. After years of retirement, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW can’t even get simple characters right on trading cards

2 Submitted by on Fri, 20 August 2021, 02:00
This is Mr. Wall Street’s WCW trading card. AKA: Irwin R. Schyster. AKA: I.R.S. AKA: Mike Rotunda AKA: Mike Rotundo. Phew… Anyway, let’s take a look at the back of the card which features a little blurb about him: Wait, “his multi-million dollar inheritance”? Uh, but I thought he made all of his money in the stock market? Hence the name Continue Reading...
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Induction – The “Step By Step” Wrestling Episode – This show B.L.O.W.s

24 Submitted by on Thu, 19 August 2021, 20:00
TV sitcom, 1996 Have you ever looked back on things you enjoyed during childhood, or at least things you thought didn’t suck, and been disappointed? For me, a prime example is the ’90s family sitcom Step By Step. Throughout its six seasons on TGIF, it was consistently the second-least funny show on ABC’s Friday night lineup – and that’s only Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The 5th Labor Of Jericho: Don’t Embarrass Yourself

0 Submitted by on Mon, 16 August 2021, 08:00
Odessa, FL – This week, AEW star MJF unleashed his most daunting task for rival Chris Jericho to endure: Don’t embarrass yourself for a full 24 hours. Over the past few weeks, Jericho has had to endure the “Labors Of Jericho” set by MJF. After taking on Shawn Spears, Nick Gage, Juventud Guerrara, and Wardlow, MJF revealed the dastardly plot. Continue Reading...
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