Coliseum Video Fly Swatter

Fellow Crapper Razor Ramon (Scott Hall? Rick Bogner?) writes: A WWF branded Flyswatter courtesy of Coliseum video!! It even says "family fun for everyone", in case you didn't know who all could participate in fly swatting!!

RD: I was almost afraid to post this - I didn't want to give Mike Check's daughter any ideas.

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Since we started the Someone Bought This column a few years back, we've chronicled over 200 of the stupidest wrestling merchandise to ever hit store shelves. In fact, I've often wondered why the column wasn't called "Someone Bought This?"

Seriously, look at that image of those hats up above...could anyone have EVER spent money on that? Really?

Really hard to choose just ten of these things, but here goes, starting with...

- The worst toy wrestling ring in the history of man

- A Layla wrestling figure that must have been designed by someone who was color-blind

- Wrestling bowling pins (which are actually quite cool)

- Horrible wrestling popcorn that somehow everyone here got one Christmas

- A Rambo Greg Gagne figure (??!!)

- King Haku, who FINALLY has the crown as illustrated!

- A Red Rooster shirt that someone paid over $400(!!) for

- Talking WWF soap featuring a nearly naked Blade Braxton

- Horrible Valentine's Day gifts from WWE Shopzone

- And finally, head from Kimberly Page

But as always, remember, kids - no matter how stupid these items may have been, no matter how much of a fool you feel like for perhaps owning what we've written about above, you'll never be as much of a loser as RD and Blade are.

After all, we shelled out $200 for this.