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Secrets of Pro Wrestling VHS Tape
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by Blade Braxton -
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Hopefully you enjoyed our latest induction, Secrets of Pro Wrestling. Perhaps you even liked it enough that you want your very own ORIGINAL copy. If that's the case, today is your lucky day, as it's up on eBay for $50.
I should note however, that El Santo does NOT appear in this video. Unless he's one of the masked guys. Which I am pretty sure (read: absolutely sure) he's not.
Text by RD Reynolds - Submit Your Requests Here!
Since we started the Someone Bought This column a few years back, we've chronicled over 200 of the stupidest wrestling merchandise to ever hit store shelves. In fact, I've often wondered why the column wasn't called "Someone Bought This?"
Seriously, look at that image of those hats up above...could anyone have EVER spent money on that? Really?
Really hard to choose just ten of these things, but here goes, starting with...
- The worst toy wrestling ring in the history of man
- A Layla wrestling figure that must have been designed by someone who was color-blind
- Wrestling bowling pins (which are actually quite cool)
- Horrible wrestling popcorn that somehow everyone here got one Christmas
- A Rambo Greg Gagne figure (??!!)
- King Haku, who FINALLY has the crown as illustrated!
- A Red Rooster shirt that someone paid over $400(!!) for
- Talking WWF soap featuring a nearly naked Blade Braxton
- Horrible Valentine's Day gifts from WWE Shopzone
- And finally, head from Kimberly Page
But as always, remember, kids - no matter how stupid these items may have been, no matter how much of a fool you feel like for perhaps owning what we've written about above, you'll never be as much of a loser as RD and Blade are.
After all, we shelled out $200 for this.
