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Punjabi Prison Play Set
Text by RD Reynolds - Submit Your Requests Here!

Ever wanted to reenact all the mayhem from this week's induction? Then Toys R Us has the playset for you! Why just read the product description!

"Originally established by The Great Khali, the Punjabi Prison match consists of bamboo cages that are usually padlocked one-by-one during a match. If all four doors end up locked before the wrestler escapes, they are forced to climb out over the top where the bamboo is fashioned into spikes. Renact your favorite matches and help your wrestler escape this cage to be declared the winner."

Not sure what I find more comical...the thought of Great Khali "establishing" this match (I'd like to see video footage of him drawing up blue prints) or knowing that someone somewhere may get this for Kelly for Christmas.

Anyone want to chip in a buck or two? Who's with me?


Remember, kids - no matter how stupid this week's item may have been, no matter how much of a fool you feel like for perhaps owning what we've written about above, you'll never be as much of a loser as RD and Blade are. After all, they shelled out $200 for this.