Since
we started the Someone Bought This column a few years back,
we've chronicled over 200 of the stupidest wrestling merchandise
to ever hit store shelves. In fact, I've often wondered why
the column wasn't called "Someone Bought This?"
Seriously,
look at that image of those hats up above...could anyone have
EVER spent money on that? Really?
Really
hard to choose just ten of these things, but here goes, starting
with...
-
The worst toy wrestling ring
in the history of man
-
A Layla wrestling figure that
must have been designed by someone who was color-blind
-
Wrestling bowling pins (which
are actually quite cool)
-
Horrible wrestling popcorn
that somehow everyone here got one Christmas
-
A Rambo Greg Gagne figure (??!!)
-
King Haku, who FINALLY has the
crown as illustrated!
-
A Red Rooster shirt that someone
paid over $400(!!) for
-
Talking WWF soap featuring a
nearly naked Blade Braxton
-
Horrible Valentine's Day
gifts from WWE Shopzone
-
And finally, head from Kimberly
Page
But
as always, remember, kids - no matter how stupid these items
may have been, no matter how much of a fool you feel like for
perhaps owning what we've written about above, you'll never
be as much of a loser as RD and Blade are.
After
all, we shelled out $200 for this.