Someone Bought This: WrestleCrap gives you a chance to sleep with Trish Stratus!

6 Submitted by on Sat, 28 December 2013, 02:00

Trish Stratus cardboard stand-up

Yes, Crappers; Finally your dream can come true!

We here at WrestleCrap are giving you the chance to sleep with Trish Stratus (or “Patty”, if you prefer)… if you buy this cardboard stand-up of her, that is!

Yes; you can sleep with Trish, and help support WrestleCrap by buying her through this link (boy, does that sound bad out of context…).

That makes everyone a winner!*

*Everyone that is except for you, because you’re resorting to sleeping with a cardboard facsimile of a woman who’s completely unobtainable; you pathetic weirdo.

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6 Responses to "Someone Bought This: WrestleCrap gives you a chance to sleep with Trish Stratus!"
  1. Autrach Sejanoz says:

    Kinda surprised RD hasn’t already called dibs…

  2. John says:

    And the best part is the cardboard figure is a better worker than 99.9% of the current bland divas talent pool. I so miss the good old days of her, Lita & Mickie actually putting on entertaining women’s matches that felt like they should be on a show and not junk used to promote a worthless “reality” program.

  3. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    Remember to keep your Trish away from the hot tub, boys!

  4. Jimbolian says:

    I smell a “Blade’s Kimberly Page Head” here.

  5. Sean Bateman says:

    Blade calls dibs and Stubby calls sloppy seconds

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