Sting had his own cereal.
The flakes are infused with cocoa which makes them dark and brooding just like Sting himself.
And they’re frosted just like the chill Sting felt when he thought he’d been abandoned by his WCW friends who accused him of being an NWO traitor.
Ooo, that’s deep.
Let’s see that pussy Tony The Tiger bare his soul into his breakfast cereal like that!