Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior Gum Ball Machine Bank

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WWF Ultimate Warrior Gum Ball Bank

From 1991, here’s an Ultimate Warrior gum ball machine bank!

I’m imagining the hit blockbuster movie “Honey, I Shrunk The Warrior” in which The Ultimate Warrior is shrunk down to just 3 inches tall.

And then he finds a gum ball machine and immediately madly falls in love with it, embracing it in a moment of passion.

Hey, it’s better than most of the movies that have come out the last few years, am I right?!

“Sugar-Free Gum doesn’t make the world work!”

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8 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior Gum Ball Machine Bank"
  1. CBCB says:

    “And then he finds a gum ball machine and immediately madly falls in love with it, embracing it in a moment of passion.”

    That, or he tries to put Tom Servo in a headlock for some reason.

  2. Drew says:

    Also comes in handy to hold those non-injectible steroids!

  3. John C says:

    That ad may have the best headline ever, We Aim to be #1 in Gumball Banks! Really was novelty gumball banks so lucrative that being #1 at it was a life’s goal for someone. “Man this is my FU money off my gumball bank monopoly. Kneel before me puny humans and bask in the glow of the King of All That is small round gummy products that emenates from Tom Servo’s head.”

  4. Jeremy says:

    Warrior doesn’t even get his own picture on the package? Just like WWE today who puts Cena’s face on everything even when it has nothing to do with him.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I had the big one that’s pictured at the top.

  6. DarthPitch says:

    “The Warrior Nation loves you, Tom Servo!”

  7. Jimbolian says:

    Warrior: “QUEERING DOESN’T MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND….but a quarter does.”

  8. AdamX says:

    You’re gonna get those gumballs but you’re not gonna like how.

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