Someone Bought This: TNA Pigeon Army shirt

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TNA Pigeon Army shirt

Hey, remember that “Let The Pigeons Loose” shirt that I put up on the site which mysteriously disappeared from a day or two later?

Well, TNA has now replaced it with something even worse- a Pigeon Army shirt.

That design looks kind of, sort of vaguely familiar, doesn’t it?

WrestleCrap The Very Worst Of Pro Wrestling logo black background

Hmm… Maybe it’s just me.

Anyway, the only person who I can possibly imagine buying this shirt might be Bert

Sesame Street Bert With Pigeon

And I think that even he would have more fashion sense than to be seen around Sesame Street in something this tacky and lame.

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17 Responses to "Someone Bought This: TNA Pigeon Army shirt"
  1. harry beaver says:

    I haven’t watched tna in a while. I take it that pigeon dose not mean what i think it means.

  2. Hashington says:

    I dont want no pigeon (shirt)

    Pigeon (shirts) get no love from me

  3. John C says:

    And just like our Army the Pigeon Army is ready to take on all comers.

  4. Mister Forth says:

    They seem obsessed with making merchandise based on a cameraman’s shot of someone’s taint.

    • Tommy B Rude says:

      It should be noted that Vince Russo tries really hard to dance around whether or not he’s consulting for TNA these days.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Why did the old one disappear?

  6. Rose Harmon says:

    I honestly enjoy Velvet Sky in the ring. I’ve just never understood what the pigeons were supposed to be a euphemism for.

  7. .Paul R. from Spook Central: The Ghostbusters Companion says:

    Since I hate when I don’t understand a reference that everyone else gets, I’ll explain this to those who don’t know. WARNING: IT’S A DIRTY EUPHANISM. “Let the pigeons loose” refers to a man opening his zipper and pulling out his you-know-what. Than he does what you’d think he does with it. Taz always says it when Velvet shows off her butt because he thinks that’s master action fodder.

  8. .Paul R. from Spook Central: The Ghostbusters Companion says:

    Auto-correct error: “master action fodder” should be “masturbation fodder”.

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