Someone Bought This: Tickets to a WWE rip-off indy event

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American Wrestling WWE knockoff poster

Someone posted this poster in the Rip-Off Indy Gimmicks thread on The FAN Forum and I had to share it with you, Crappers!

Gotta love Not The Rock who looks nothing like Dwayne Johnson.

I’m pretty sure Fake Undertaker…

WWF SummerSlam 1994 Undertaker Vs. Undertaker

(no, not that one!) is wearing one of those nylon “fake tattoo” sleeve things you can buy at Spencer’s Gifts. 

Q: What’s worse than being Sean Waltman?

A: Being the guy whose job it is to impersonate Sean Waltman.

I don’t think I’d go to this craptaculr indy show even if my tickets were free.

I have more important things to do with my time…. like browse through The WrestleCrap Archives! 

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23 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Tickets to a WWE rip-off indy event"
  1. GeneMean says:

    “American Wrestling.”

    The ticket prices are in British pounds.

    • Chris says:

      That’ll be because Stafford is in Britain. Indy shows in the UK are often billed as “American wrestling” or “American-style wrestling”, especially when it was one of the “WWE tribute shows” which were a bit of a fad over here for a while…………..

  2. Sean Bateman says:

    That Smells Like Wrestlecrap!

  3. Preparation Triple H says:

    Rock Steadfast actually looks like Triple H doing his impression of The (C)Rock.

  4. Corwin Haught says:

    Bret Rico is DX. Not X-Pac, but the entire DX team.

  5. John C says:

    Could it be worse than most of The WCW Great American Bashes? The Crock looks like a guy who sells imitation Rolex Watches on any big city street corner.

  6. Geoff says:

    Harley Davidson as the Undertaker. Hmmmm… a gimmick/name after an American street motorcycle hog.

    • IamtheGreat31 says:

      Actually, even worse… his name is HARVEY Davidson lol

      • Bryan says:

        Harvey Davidson sounds like a 1993 gimmick for a tattooed guy. Vince only signed him because he flunked out in WCW and was willing to work for painkillers instead of cash.

      • Sean Wilkinson says:

        “You WILL believe Harvey Whippleman IS the Big Evil Booger Red Deadman…”

        Now I’m picturing him with a bandana and faux tattoo sleeves, heading to the ring on a Vespa, “Rollin\'” played on twenty kazoos…y’know, I’d pay real money to see that.

  7. The Doctor of Style says:

    With a name like Harvey Davidson, I presume he plays the Undertaker’s biker gimmick.

    The Kane above looks like Kane’s 15-yr-old nephew/protege who carries his bags for him.

  8. Barry says:

    Back around 2000 when the WWF was huge in the UK, leisure centres nationwide were full of “WWF Tribute Shows”

    It was sad and embarrassing. British wrestling can be done well and usually is. We’ve had All Star going for decades and this pre-dated companies such as FWA and NWA: Hammerlock.

    I remember seeing one tribute wrestler advertised called “The Legend of Doom”.

    • IamtheGreat31 says:

      Yeah Jericho mentions the Legend of Doom in his book A Lion’s Tale (now available propping up the nearest table!)

      • steve says:

        legend of doom Johnny South once again says “tonight Matthew I’m going to be Hawk out of the Road Warriors.” Raging Bull is PN News (or is it his brother? Answers on a post card.

        legend of doom vs raging bull

    • J says:

      I had to read tha name twice to see what was wrong with it

  9. Don says:

    But don’t forget the most important part: SOUVENIRS ON SALE!

  10. terrence says:

    these guys all look like they were in Chyna’s Royal Rumble porn spoof.
    and the guy impersonating Sean Waltman was…actually…Sean Waltman

  11. Kev says:

    “SENSATIONAL HARDCORE MATCHES
    etc. etc. etc.”

    Even the poster guy gave up hope.

  12. Michael Stamp says:

    I actually went to one of these shows in Derry. “The Rock” was in the main event and he was facing the American Avalanche who was none other that your friend and mine PN News! PN actually turned out to be the best wrestler on the show funnily enough.

  13. AdamX says:

    Are we -sure- this isn’t an ad for a future yet to be reviewed porno by RD?

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