Someone Bought This: The WWF Superstar Maker molding kit

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WWF Fun Dough Kit

I came across this article on my friend Matt’s old website and I just had to post it. It’s WWF “Superstar Maker” Modeling Kit with “Fun Dough” (don’t you dare call it”Play-Doh™”!).

Note the whopping $1 rebate offer! How generous of them.

With this awesome toy, you could make a match for the CWF (The Clay Wrestling Federation) featuring your newly made clay Ultimate Warrior Vs. Gumby


and Davey from “Davey And Goliath” (I bet he’s a lot tougher than he looks!)


in a “Hardcore Clay Triple Threat Death Match”! No disqualification! No count out! No time limit! There must be a winner!

The two losers would be smushed into a featureless blob, and the winner would go straight into the fires of the kiln to be preserved for all time! Truly a bittersweet victory if ever there were one.

Man, MTV’s “Celebrity Death Match” has nothing on this thing!

Be sure to check out Matt’s new site Dinosaur Dracula!

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13 Responses to "Someone Bought This: The WWF Superstar Maker molding kit"
  1. Lou Kessler says:

    seth green bought that

  2. 4LPUnioSVx says:

    194887 254405I undoubtedly did not realize that. Learnt something new today! Thanks for that. 341709

  3. John C says:

    Davey would pull out his favorite international object, a slingshot and go over both The Warrior and Gumby to get the win.

  4. James says:

    Gumby would need a can of Play-Doh to replace his butt.

  5. Preparation Triple H says:

    Don’t forget the run-ins by Pokey & Goliath!

  6. The Kifd From Iowa says:

    That reminds me…

  7. BaltoJim says:

    Davey looks like Brad Maddox (or is it the other way around?).

  8. Jinx says:

    Hey man, don’t knock that $1 dollar rebate offer. Do you realize what a dollar got you back in the late 80’s? You could get a steak dinner and still have enough to fill up your gas tank. Geez…knocking that kind of generosity is like knocking the ‘E for giving away $5 WWEShop certificates when the Network launched and had issues. Gosh man…

  9. Matt Soileau says:

    This is how they made Mark Jindrak…

  10. Mister Forth says:

    This wouldn’t be a bad idea to market nowadays. Also, it’s kiln.

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