Someone Bought This: The Ultimate Warrior is chalk!

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WWF Ultimate Warrior Chalk

“HOAK HOGAN! I am not just The Ultimate Warrior- I am also chalk! I will write The Warrior Manifesto on your chest as if it is a chalkboard as The Warriors’ voices thunder in unison! I am free of both fear and dust, Hulk Hogan! I may be Non-Toxic but I am still toxic to the minds of those who do not believe! RAAAWR! SNORK!!!!”

(Geez, I think all those years of insane Warrior promos have really started to affect me…).

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9 Responses to "Someone Bought This: The Ultimate Warrior is chalk!"
  1. John C says:

    Meet Jim, the angriest aerobics instructor in the whole world.

  2. Vealchop says:

    Now I can write DESTRUCITY on the sidewalk.

  3. John Q Occupier says:

    How does this… I don’t even…

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      That is the exact response I have so very often when I find stuff or people send things in for SBT! 🙂

      • John Q Occupier says:

        Do we take off the top of the Warrior’s head to find the powdery white substance within? Or am I just casting aspersions?

        • j says:

          No the whole thing is made out of chalk and you write with it that way you can use his legs or his head I had a few of those as a kid

  4. Sean Bateman says:

    I hope this “chalk” isn’t the powder substance that the people who thought this item was a good thing to sell.

  5. AK says:

    I am glad they put right on the package that it’s chalk because otherwise I’d have no idea what it was.

    Plus for a $1.30 and with the Woy-Yah on it, I would have bought it in a heartbeat.

  6. Ripplin says:

    Heh, I always say it as Ho Kogan. 🙂

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