Someone Bought This: The Man They Call “Sunglasses”!

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Wrestling figure and sunglasses package toy

Say Hello to “Sunglasses”.

That’s his name!

Well, I assume it is, since that’s the only thing approaching a proper name on the package.

Actually, this is a weird bootleg of the Sabu figure from the ECW Toymakers line, packaged together with a pair of cheap sunglasses.

At least you’ll have U.V protection as you wear your awesome shades on the beach playing with your cheap knockoff figure.

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6 Responses to "Someone Bought This: The Man They Call “Sunglasses”!"
  1. Thomas says:

    This is a first: the first time I’ve ever seen a bootleg action figure of an actual person.

  2. AdamX says:

    It’s hard to HOMICIDAL…SUICIDAL…GENOCIDAL…in a pair of cheapos.

  3. John C says:

    Coming soon to Impact Wrestling our new and completely original character Scabu. He’s murdercical, genocical, and suicidacal. SCABU!!!!!!!!!

  4. Boz says:

    What’s odd is the “with wrestler”. Buy a wrestler, get some sunglasses I can see at a stretch but buy some sunglasses, get a wrestler?

  5. Zeedeevel says:

    Ah the classic dollar store figures. I used to have a ton of these. Grandma used to think these were the real thing. Since they really didn’t make jobber figures, that is what I used these for.

  6. Doc 902714 says:

    Reminds me of an earlier SBT featuring a collection of cheap WWE knockoffs. You had Hogan as King Joe, Big Boss Man as Baddy Policeman and my all-time favorite pun Jake Roberts as Harry Badface.

    BTW…you should really repost that one. I swore I spent all night laughing at Harry Badface. Even seems like an NXT name generator.

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