Someone Bought This: The Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt is only slightly better than Jaws 3-D.

5 Submitted by on Mon, 22 September 2014, 02:00

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Crapper Dylan Fionda found this Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt on eBay and writes…

This one of the most horrifying t-shirts i have ever seen. Goldberg looks like some sort of swamp monster from the side profile

Whoa! You’re right! That thing is downright terrifying!

Who decided this shirt was a good idea, and who would want to buy it?!

It’s like if Goldberg was cross-bred with a Chestburster from the movie Alien.

And for some inexplicable reason his head is arching lightning like he’s put his head in the microwave to give himself a tan! I guess he was daring to be stupid.

Okay, let’s see how much the seller is asking for this um… unique piece of WCW apparel, shall we?

Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt eBay price

Almost $60?!

Forget that noise!

The only 3-D entertainment I need is Muppet*Vision 3D at Disney World!

Muppet*Vision 3D postcard

Statler and Waldorf Muppet*Vision 3D

Statler: Hey, Waldorf, what is this anyway?

Waldorf: Oh, it’s one of those 3-D movies. Better put on your glasses.

[Statler does so]

Statler: [looking at the audience] Hey, check out the guy in the Goofy mask.

Waldorf: That’s no mask.

Statler: Ooops. Sorry, lady!

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5 Responses to "Someone Bought This: The Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt is only slightly better than Jaws 3-D."
  1. Kurt says:

    Does anyone remember those shirts that places like Spencer’s would have, where it was a talking t-shirt? I know Stone Cold & The Rock had them. There was basically a voice box that snapped into the back of the shirt and if you pressed the front of the shirt, they would say their main catchphrases. I remember seeing those all the time, but could never buy one cause I was a bigger dude and that voicebox looked like I had a rectangle tumor on my belly.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Oh, man! That sounds like something a distant relative would buy you for Christmas because they “know you like wrestling”.

  2. BaltoJim says:

    What’s he doing with Kane’s mask in his mouth?

  3. Anonymous says:

    That is genuinely HORRIFIC.

  4. MistaMaddog says:

    “Quaid….Quaid….”

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