Crapper Dylan Fionda found this Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt on eBay and writes…
This one of the most horrifying t-shirts i have ever seen. Goldberg looks like some sort of swamp monster from the side profile
Whoa! You’re right! That thing is downright terrifying!
Who decided this shirt was a good idea, and who would want to buy it?!
It’s like if Goldberg was cross-bred with a Chestburster from the movie Alien.
And for some inexplicable reason his head is arching lightning like he’s put his head in the microwave to give himself a tan! I guess he was daring to be stupid.
Okay, let’s see how much the seller is asking for this um… unique piece of WCW apparel, shall we?
Forget that noise!
The only 3-D entertainment I need is Muppet*Vision 3D at Disney World!
Statler: Hey, Waldorf, what is this anyway?
Waldorf: Oh, it’s one of those 3-D movies. Better put on your glasses.
[Statler does so]
Statler: [looking at the audience] Hey, check out the guy in the Goofy mask.
Waldorf: That’s no mask.
Statler: Ooops. Sorry, lady!