Someone Bought This: Tatanka’s greatest moment is really lame

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Tatanka 1993 Good Humor Proudist moment trading card

From The Wrestling Collector’s Card Page and this line of 1993 Good Humor trading cards comes this Tatanka card.

Each card features a wrestler telling us what their greatest moment is.

You know, I really hope Chris Chavis didn’t really say that because it’s such a word salad of meaningless, stereotypical nonsense.

I dare you guys to read it out loud in your best dramatic Tatanka impersonation and not to laugh.

I was half-expecting him to throw the word BUFFALO in there somewhere!

“An eagle may soar, but a weasel never got sucked into a jet engine!” -Bobby “The Brain” Heenan.

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7 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Tatanka’s greatest moment is really lame"
  1. Down With OPC says:

    I guess the WWE Universe was the WWF Nation back then.

  2. Sean Bateman says:

    Tatanka! Wrestlecrappy card!

  3. Drew says:

    It came down to a choice of this or “that match where Rotunda shoved my headdress down my shorts and stuck feathers up my nose while I was tied up in the ropes.” Close call.

  4. John C says:

    I guess it beats having to say being jobbed out to Ludvig Borga every night for a 3-4 months in mid 1993.

  5. Mike says:

    I read it out loud in a Tatanka voice and didn’t laugh… but it sounded ridiculous.

  6. the14thListener says:

    I don’t have my history of WWF dates down all that well, but I’d like to think either Linda McMahon or Vince Russo could’ve been tasked with writing this.

  7. Mister Forth says:

    Well this couldn’t offend anyone.

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