Crapper Alexander Arce writes:
I got this as a free gift for buying a VIP ticket to a Top Rope Promotions show last april and this figure which has a Lance Storm knock-off figure in the package titled Wrestling Federation with a picture of Chris Benoit on the box.
The back displays the other figures (on the back as well has a picture of Triple-H vs The Rock with Shawn Michaels from WWE Judgement Day 2000) which are knockoffs of ECW originals such as Taz(z), Raven, Mike Awesome, Sabu, Rob Van Dam, Balls Mahoney, Shane Douglas, Jerry Lynn, Terry Funk in Raven’s attire, Rhino and Lance Storm. Good thing i got this figure for free as a “gift” if i wouldn’t buy it if it was even for $0.75.
And the Chinese made them. Oh man, the Vin man, Nipple H and Mr. Stephanie will sue their asses for thisé
“Federation de Catch”
How come the mid-90s WWF never gave us a wrestling fisherman?
Kurt Angler!
Randy Gorton(‘s Fisherman)!
The freshest, finest cod and halibut, RKOed and flash-frozen, from the seas to your plates.
Ahhhh my eyes, the picture of HBK in special ref short shorts. He really was on a lot of drugs in those days to think it’s ever a good idea to wear those things.
I’ve heard of the “Crippler Crossface”, but the “Crosseyed Crippler”??!!
It looks like he’s trying to look at a fly on the tip of his nose.
Box art features an awkwardly edited picture of Chris Benoit but the figure inside is modeled after Lance Storm.
I wish there names for each figure.
I’m sure this one, in particular, would have been Vance Worm, the Canadian Maple Mauler.
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