Someone Bought This: Scott Steiner’s Freak Tunes: The Big Poppa Pump Soundtrack

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Scott Steiner CD


When I first spotted this Scott Steiner “Freak Tunes” CD on Amazon my head filled with glorious visions of Scott in a cheap, ill-fitting rented tuxedo with that stupid chain-mail thing on his head, singing/screaming a song like Glo-Worm to a cheesy Karaoke background track at an airport in the middle of nowhere.

How fantastic would that have been?

I mean just think about it! Lounge Act Scott Steiner! It could’ve been even more awe-inspiring than Hulk Hogan’s Wrestling Boot Band album!

Sadly, it’s just the soundtrack to his workout DVD featuring a bunch of songs none of us have ever heard of before.

Presumably you’re supposed to listen to this while working out to stay motivated. I can’t imagine any other situation in which anyone would want to listen to it.

Oh well, for a minute there I thought we could have had some real musical gold with this one, but my hopes were shriveled up just like Scott Steiner’s testicles after years of (alleged) steroid abuse.

Maybe one day. Maybe one day…

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6 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Scott Steiner’s Freak Tunes: The Big Poppa Pump Soundtrack"
  1. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    sort of like Stone Cold Metal. but worse.

  2. ReReallyrPeteGasW says:

    When I read the “Someone Bought This: Scott Steiner’s Freak Tunes: The Big Poppa Pump Soundtrack,” I thought, “who wouldn’t have bought this!?!?!?”…. Then I read the part about how misleading it was. Ruined my night.

  3. Bone White says:

    Scott Steiner singing Funkadelic would be a must buy, which is what I hoped this would be

  4. Peter says:

    Honestly I would buy an album of his just cutting rambling promos on WCW wrestlers. track 1 DDP, track 2, Ric Flair, etc. They would make for good motivation.

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