Someone Bought This: Morbid wrestling figure accessories

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Coffins for wrestling figures

Today we have a set of 2 tiny coffins for your wrestling figures.

They’re useful for when you’re playing casket matches with your figures (you know, if you’re 7…).

They’re also handy if you need somewhere to store the action figures of all the wrestlers who have dropped dead in the last 25 years from steroid and other drug abuse, in-ring accidents, suicides, and heart attacks.

You’ll really have to load-up on these coffins if you want to do that!

Wow! This got really dark, really fast, didn’t it?

Uh…

Geez, I’ve really got to lighten the mood up here, and fast!

Er…

Hey look! It’s Hulk Hogan dressed up as a ballerina with an adorable little girl!

Hulk Hogan Mr. Nanny Ballerina tutu

Isn’t that just the cutest thing you’ve ever seen, Crappers?

(Phew, that was close…)

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14 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Morbid wrestling figure accessories"
  1. John C says:

    Don’t think of them as coffins, think of them as big wooden boxes that you can put really big things into. Like dead bodies. Or even more depressing, bad early Undertaker gimmick matches.

  2. Sean Bateman says:

    Seeing Hogan in a tutu is way better than the Big Slow in one

  3. Mister Forth says:

    This is strangely the most normal wrestling action figure accessory featured on the site.

  4. CP says:

    Is the guy selling that the same one who sold that lot of decapitated wrestling figure heads a while back?

  5. Chris says:

    I love how the first review of the product is titled “Great for a 7 year old!”

  6. Travis says:

    These “Someone Bought This” are reaching a bit now, I see. This is one of the worst entires to date.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Aw, you buried it! (Sorry, couldn’t help myself). I just think that a casket wrestling accessory is really weird and creepy. Or maybe I’m just having a “coffin fit”

  7. Al says:

    Coffins for toys? I didn’t even know they could get sick.

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