Someone Bought This: Men On A Mission trading card

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Men On A Mission trading card

Men On A Mission: The Trading Card!

Wow, and I thought their all-purple outfits were bad…

For some reason the size of Mabel combined with the tire reminds me of Fat Albert and the gang hanging out in The Junkyard.

Fat Albert Greatest Hits album cover


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15 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Men On A Mission trading card"
  1. Brad says:

    I wonder if Men on a Mission caused a nationwide shortage of purple clothing material. Mabel’s outfits alone must’ve taken an army of about 20 seamstresses

    • the14thListener says:

      Ah, but Men on a Mission created work for 20 seamstresses. If WWE created another faction of really big people, it could put a dent in unemployment in this country.

    • Mr Excitement Personified says:

      Actually, this is around the same time that Prince fell out with his record company and changed his name. Damn you, Mabel.

  2. John C says:

    Sadly, Fat Albert would be injured during the Hardcore Invitational Match held in the junkyard. He was the victim of a too stiff shot to the groin by the Singapore Cane swinging Hardcore Hak. Albert was heard exclaming in pain, “Hey hey hey that’s my junk!!!” Bill Cosby could not be reached for comment.

  3. Andre R. says:

    Maybe that’s what they were going for. It’s possible!

  4. John Q Occupier says:

    I remember Vic Venom calling them “Men On A Mission To Die Of High Cholesterol” in his WWE magazine column once upon a time…

  5. BaltoJim says:

    Who do you think would win a debate between Mushmouth and Ahmed Johnson?

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