Someone Bought This: Lovers? Yes, according to this sticker!

13 Submitted by on Mon, 19 May 2014, 02:00

Andre The Giant Ted DiBiase Virgil Lovers Sticker

Crapper Thomas Mossman writes:

I work for a printing company in Van Nuys, California, and while at work today, I came across this…
It was part of a three-item set of stickers, all labeled “Lovers”. I don’t know the common thread of the pictures, the other two of a couple and a very bloody boxer, respectively.

All I do know is that now there’s a reason to finally go to Virgil’s table at the next autograph show.

I’m going to assume this is one of those stickers that’s made in China where they mistranslated a word like “Partners” or something and this is the end result.

At least, I hope so.

Though, I admit a three-way lover’s quarrel between Andre The Giant, Ted DiBiase, and Virgil would be kind of interesting…

VIRGL: Ted, you bastard! How could you do this to me?! I thought we had something special.

TED: We did, Virgil! But Andre was there when I needed him.

ANDRE: Andre know how to make Ted happy like Virgil never could! Andre big! Yeah, yeah, yeah! He not small! No, no, no!

VIRGL: Fine! I don’t need you! I’ll always be a Wrestling Superstar!

ANDRE: Andre no mean to cause rift between millionaire and his man-serverent.

TED: It’s okay, big guy. We’ll go dive into my giant coin vault and swim around for awhile.

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13 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Lovers? Yes, according to this sticker!"
  1. John C says:

    It says this because Andre loved being the World World Tag Team Champion.

  2. Hulk6785 says:

    Man, that sticker puts all sorts of disturbing images in your head.

  3. Brad says:

    I don’t even want to know were Ted stuffs his dollar bills….

  4. Jay (SFSC) Sanchez says:

    why do I have a feeling poor Virgil ends up being the ham in that man sandwich!

  5. The Doctor of Style says:

    Makes that cozy hug take on a new meaning!

    I like the pseudo-Wrestlemania font, too.

  6. super duper says:

    To recycle an old joke: Andre did have a posse.

  7. Jeremy says:

    So its true, everybody DOES have a price.

  8. Thomas says:

    As the Crapper who submitted this , perhaps I can shed a little more light.

    To answer Big Cheese, this sticker is not from China. Everything we send is made in-house to a customer’s specifications, and the customer must approve the design they submit before it’s printed. If there’s a mistake in the finished product, the customer can request a reprint. No such request ever came to my knowledge.

    This means somebody somewhere actually wanted and approved a sticker of Andre, Virgil, and DiBiase as “Lovers”. We don’t send anything internationally (except Puerto Rico or Canada) so the client had to be in the a United States. No translation issues would’ve been involved.

    Of course, the more I explain this, the more questions it raises.

    • But they obviously didn’t license the use of the image from WWE, right? WWE owns the image, but they can’t be using it with their permission…

      • Thomas says:

        True, but I guess it could depend on what the client intended to do with the stickers. Like I said, the Lovers sticker was part of a group of three item, and each item had only a quantity of 25, give or take a few. They really weren’t made to be individually sold in such small quantities, but given away.

  9. AK says:

    I imagine somebody, somewhere thought there was a little more going on between Ted, Andre and Virgil. Had they made the S in the lovers a $, then I think this could have been one funny (albeit not haha) funny joke.

    Also Andre’s hands are huge.

  10. neverAcquiesce says:

    Odder still is that LOVERS is in the WrestleMania font.

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