Someone Bought This: Lame Jack Swagger hand tracing shirt

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Jack Swagger We The People hand trace shirt

Crapper Sean writes:

So I was watching Smackdown when I saw Jack Swagger’s new T-Shirt which appeared to be nothing more than a tracing of his hand. My curiosity got the better of me and I looked the item up on WWEshop.com and sure enough…it literally IS a tracing of his hand…on a plain black t-shirt with the poorly drawn flag on the back.

the TV version didn’t have “We The People” on it though, so I guess there’s some props for that. Not the worst t-shirt design for sure but still poor.

I suppose it’s not so bad…

With a little colored paper, some glue, and some googley eyes you could turn it into one of those Turkey hand art craft projects when Thanksgiving comes around!

Turkey hand art Thanksgiving

Hang on, someone else wants to say something…

Wayne Campbell Wayne's World

“Excuse me- I believe I requested the hand job…”

Zang!

Thank you, Wayne.

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16 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Lame Jack Swagger hand tracing shirt"
  1. JustAGuyGuy says:

    I like to believe they made the shirt because Swagger kept forgetting where to put his hand during the salute.

  2. John C says:

    If only Alberto hadn’t got canned the hand could have been his logo for slapping someone.

  3. Mister Forth says:

    At least there’s no penis or misspelled initials.

  4. The Scanian Maniac says:

    Isn’t this “hand tracing” referring to the Bellamy salute, that accompanies the American Pledge of Allegiance?

    What would be really funny, is if Swagger changed to the original American flag salute prior to 1942! 🙂

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute

    • Boz says:

      Haven’t followed the link but if its what I think you’re referring to didn’t John Layfield attempt that. It didn’t seem to cause him any problems 😉

  5. Denny says:

    If I was an American I’d totally buy that shirt.

  6. Dan n says:

    Didn’t Barry Horowitz have a similar shirt?

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Kinda- Barry’s had a handprint on his shoulder so he could give himself a well-deserved pat on the back!

  7. Anonymous says:

    AWFUL ugly shirt.

  8. John Q Occupier says:

    I like it. At least it can’t be belted as a mini like the Andre one was…

  9. Sir Cheese says:

    Did you just stumble onto an idea for a Gobbledy Gooker t-shirt? I think you did!

  10. John Matrix says:

    Wouldn’t it be funny if the shirt was manufactured in Mexico or China?

  11. MistaMaddog says:

    The Andre The Giant hand t-shirt makes it um, come up short…

  12. Anon says:

    At the 8/11/14 RAW he had on his Hand shirt but this one had a different color scheme. Red on blue. I would get that one.

  13. Kurt says:

    The red and blue one they came out with after this is awesome. I’m actually planning on buying that version.

  14. 80's Guy says:

    Actually, a lot of the newer shirts they’re putting out just seem horribly simplistic (and actually kind of atrocious).

    Bet it has to do with those budget cuts.

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