It’s Sycho Sid / Sid Justice / Sid Vicious shilling for Super Soaker squirt guns!
I guess that makes sense… Sid always looked like someone doused him with one of these things just before he came out to the aisle!
SychoSidSquirtsSomeone.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!
They should have used the slogan “Sid is gonna make you squirt!”
Squeegee not included
We need Sycho Sid brand scissors dammit
They’re half as sharp as other scissors.