Someone Bought This: Get it? It’s a sexual innuendo!

9 Submitted by on Tue, 13 October 2015, 02:00

Carlito Do You Spit Or Swallow shirt

This Carlito Caribbean Cool shirt is… just dumb.

Oh, and a lame sexual innuendo.

See; ’cause he spits apples, but you’re supposed to swallow apples.

Or, you know… cum.

How very subtle of you, WWE Marketing Department!

And that sums up everything I have to say about this stupid, tacky shirt.

Good day!

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9 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Get it? It’s a sexual innuendo!"
  1. OPC says:

    He keeps it cool…in the fridge at the sperm bank.

  2. Scrooge McSuck says:

    Ugh. I forgot about this shirt. This gives the Poontang Pie shirt a run for worst shirt ever. Yes, I’m still hung up on that god awful shirt.

  3. Mario B. says:

    The worst part was that when he had this romance angle with Trish Stratus she actually played along with the innuendo

  4. John C says:

    I don’t know who this stuff was made for. A decent parent wouldn’t let their kids wear something like that. Any adult who has made the successful transition from their parents’ basement to the real world and has actually seen a naked girl not on late night Skinemax, a laptop or at a nudey bar wouldn’t put this on in public or private.

    • Gotchism For Life says:

      True…so true.

      The guys who wear the crassest shirts and make the most vulgar comments are usually the ones who are gettin it the least.

    • Philip says:

      Vince probably thought it was hilarious, so of course it had to happen (because as we all know, Vince is clearly a great judge of what constitutes amusing).

  5. Gotchism For Life says:

    I will admit to owning a Macho Man shirt, a Hot Rod shirt and a yellow Hulkamania shirt.

    I will admit to wanting a NJPW baseball style ringer shirt, NWA polo and a red Hulkamania shirt.

    I will admit to once owning a Pro Wrestling NOAH t-shirt

    My wife indulges that and she likes the purple Macho shirt and she really like the Hot Rod shirt.

    However, I will Never…E-E-EVAH be caught dead in that Carloito or Poontang Pie shirt.

    Whoever would wear that in public deserves to receive a German Suplex and a Gotch-Style Pildriver

  6. Doc 902714 says:

    No worse than an earlier SBT. Rikishi Phatu…..And your Mother Too!

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