Someone Bought This: Freaky Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler

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Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler Cooler 1

I found this Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler on eBay and I’ve got to be honest Crapper…

It’s really freaking me out!

It’s just ugly!

t looks like some kind of demented puppet that could come to life at any minute and knife me right in the liver!

The switch on Puppet Hulk’s back is probably permanently stuck on EVIL.

Krusty The Clown evil doll

I know what’s up with Puppet Hulk! He can’t fool me!

I’ve seen the Puppet Master movies!

Puppet Master 3 III cover

I know the Hulk Puppet Kooler looks harmless, but then again so did the Chucky doll from the Child’s Play movies!

Child's Play Chucky Doll Good

And we all know how HE turned out!

Child's Play Chucky Doll Evil

Okay, lets back to Hulk…

It’s signed by Hulk.

Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler Cooler 2

Anyway, take a closer look at this thing…

Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler Cooler 3

Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler Cooler 4

I don’t want to drink out of this horrid thing!

I want to step on it and throw it in my fireplace until it’s reduced to a pile of ashes.

But hey, if you want to buy the thing, you go right ahead.

Just.. keep it away from me!!!

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20 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Freaky Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler"
  1. Autrach Sejanoz says:


  2. Guilty Party says:

    “Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!”
    “Ooh, that’s bad.”
    “But it comes with a free frogurt!”
    “That’s good.”
    “The frogurt is also cursed.”
    “That’s bad.”
    “But you get your choice of toppings.”
    “That’s good!”
    “The toppings contain potassium benzoate.”
    “That’s bad.”
    “Can I go now?”

  3. mcmax3000 says:

    I definitely have one of those in my house.

  4. Dylan F says:

    I love it but not 30 dollar love, 5 dollars at goodwill love

  5. TV's Mr. Neil says:

    I’m disappointed that it doesn’t have the Hulk fist helmet.

  6. Andr3w0id says:

    One of my co-workers actually has this sitting on his desk full of pencils.

  7. Brandyn says:

    *Takes sip* AAAAHH Its not hot!

  8. Guilty Party says:

    A little digging shows there were puppet koolers for a lot of other celbs. Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Kirby Puckett, and Darryl Strawberry among others.
    (caution: drinking from a Darryl Strawberry Kooler will result in automatically failing your next wellness policy test)

  9. Dave says:

    I actually got one of these for my dad for Father’s Day years ago! As far as I know it’s still in his house someplace. I seem to remember there being a Randy Savage one advertised too, but they didn’t have it at the store I went to so I bought him the Hulk one.

  10. WrestleTrekker says:

    Dear lord. That… thing is possessed. It must be burned at the stake.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Most unintentionally funny merchandise of all time.

  12. Mister Forth says:

    “You think your dirty socks can stop me? Well, they are making me dizzy.”

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