Some awesome, creative person made a custom Bastion Booger Hasbro figure!
It features the Body Avalanche move, which looks more to me like he’s pounding on the table demanding dinner.
Boy, Bastion’s “signature” on that backing card is a lot tidier than you’d expect from a guy named Bastion Booger, isn’t it? It’s almost as if it’s a font and not his actual signature…
Ah-ha! There’s his real, sloppy signature!
Hey WWE and Hasbro- Why didn’t you make this for real back in 1993?! License to print money!
It’s for age 4 and up so it’s safe for your Little Booger.
All it really needs to make it perfect are a little plastic slice of pizza and tiny bucket of chicken as accessories.