Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal

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WCW Bret Hart cereal

It’s WCW Bret Hart cereal!

Just add milk to hear Snap! Crackle! Whine!

Warning– Cereal my lose its direction and float aimlessly around without purpose.

Geez, I haven’t seen a cereal box that pink since Cap’n Crunch’s Punch Crunch.

Punch Crunch cereal box

(Does come with effeminate sailor hippo as illustrated).

Pfft, our own gay sailor’s straight brother’s Sweet Crunch cereal is way better!

Popeye Sweet Crunch cereal

Gay Popeye

“That Punch Crunch cereal and I have something in commonsk- I’m fruity and tasty too! UG-GUG-GUG-GUG!”

Get outta here, Gay Popeye! This is why no one wants to buy cereal from you!

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2 Responses to "Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal"
  1. John C says:

    Warning: Product not to be sold down South. I hear the cereal goes down good with Sunny Delight.

  2. Sean Bateman says:

    at least Gay Popeye is better than that Mick Czech guy who calls RJ and Brad on WCR.

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