In the Comments for the ugly early 90’s Sting Nuan clock, Crapper MistaMaddog wrote:
Glad no one made a Crow Sting clock since waking up to that thing would be creepy. 😛
I’ve got one better!
How’s that for terrifying?
I love that it’s part of the “Hume Furnishings Collection”. I could see a Newlywed couple picking this up to decorate the kitchen in their their modestly-priced conservative ranch home.
“Makes for a great gift”?
Oh yeah, sure! I can just see how well that would go…
“Happy Birthday Troy, I hope you enjoy this horribly frightening Lobster Crow Sting clock. But you’ll have to buy your own AA battery, pal ’cause there ain’t one in this box!”.
License to lose a friend!