Someone Bought This: A Global Force in keeping your Diet Shasta Orange cold!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 16 April 2015, 15:00

Global Force Wrestling Can CoolieI came across this Global Force Wrestling Can Coolie and this thing is marketed towards people who presumably fall under all of the following categories:

A). People who absolutely must keep their vintage sealed can of 7-Up Gold chilled no matter where they take it.

7-up Gold can

B). People who want to promote Jeff Jarrett’s Global Force Wrestling (which has yet to announce a show or roster yet… but maybe soon?).

C). People who have nothing better to do with their $5.

Why not do something more sensible with your money and buy access to The WrestleCrap Archives instead?

It won’t keep your soda cold, but it will give you endless hours of laughs!

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6 Responses to "Someone Bought This: A Global Force in keeping your Diet Shasta Orange cold!"
  1. John C says:

    The beverage of choice for anyone who thinks that The GWF will make an impact (hee hee) has to be a tall glass o’ Jamestown Koolaid. Tenative roster slots slated for Disco Inferno, Buff Bagwell, Big Poppa Pump, Slap Nuts and a bucket of lukewarm lard.

  2. Mister Forth says:

    I imagine like Duke Nukem Forever, we will get this in 2027, and many will not like it.

  3. Drew says:

    You can use these to keep your can of PBR chilled while you wait for dumbass Jarrett to actually produce a wrestling show. Problem is, they might not keep your beer chilled until 2036.

  4. Cenamark says:

    5 Dollars for a beer coozie? Who even pays money for those? All my coozies were free.

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