Someone Bought This: The Sarge has Cobra and Hulk in his grip!

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G.i Joe Sgt. Slaughter Cobra Hulk Hogan artwork

Crapper Sean Bateman writes:

Sarge humbling Cobra Commander AND Hulk Hogan???? Thirty bucks well spent

Wow! So Cobra Commander is bad… because Sarge is good… but he’s also got Hulk in his mighty grip, who is definitely a good guy… and.. I’m so confused!

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3 Responses to "Someone Bought This: The Sarge has Cobra and Hulk in his grip!"
  1. John C says:

    It was just a case of mistaken identity. Sarge overheard Hogan talking about his pythons and assumed it was a codename and that The Hulkster was working with Cobra. Word to the wise, always avoid reptile related nicknames to your own bodily appendages. It may lead to someone making an asp out of you. That means Randy Orton and Jake Roberts better be on their toes around The Sarge.

  2. Geoff says:

    Unless they belong/join/or are in DX. Then they can use mini windshield wipers to wipe their faces whenever Sarge is around.

  3. Sean Bateman says:

    Both Sarge and Hulkster worked with the guy who played Mickey in the ROcky franchise.

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