With God as my witness, I am not making this up. Apparently, the fine folks at Remco thought it would be a fine and dandy idea to not only release a Greg Gagne wrestling figure, but also a set with he and Curt Hennig in camo as GAGNE'S RAIDERS.

Yes, this REALLY HAPPENED. Here's the proof:

One can only imagine the fury of the real Rambo, should he ever run into his hapless namesake. I'd imagine it would be something like this:

And just to verify the death, I'd suggest that both Waylon Mercy and the Black Scorpion somehow be on hand.

A truly fitting end for a military man so pathetic that he makes one long for Corporal Kirchner.

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Remember, kids - no matter how stupid this week's item may have been, no matter how much of a fool you feel like for perhaps owning what we've written about above, you'll never be as much of a loser as RD and Blade are. After all, they shelled out $200 for this.