From loyal crapper Dax Norman: "Hey man. love the site. So much, in fact, I decided to make my own wrestlecrap. I hope you enjoy."

RD: But where's the Dusty Rhodes bowling ball?

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Remember, kids - no matter how stupid this week's item may have been, no matter how much of a fool you feel like for perhaps owning what we've written about above, you'll never be as much of a loser as RD and Blade are. After all, they shelled out $200 for this.