Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week!
1. Stephanie McMahon talks down to AJ and Kaitlyn, just to show she’s a bad ass (NR)
This entry got more votes than any other in Power Crappings history, and for good reason. The truly irrelevant tend to lash out to feel strong.
2. ROH once again has issues with iPPV stream (NR)
And it won’t happen again. That’s because ROH is abandoning live streams for the PPVs, now going the on-demand route. Another step back for the cult indy.
3. Sheamus’ Brogue Kick Hotline: 1-800-FELLA (NR)
I’d rather dial 1-600-DOCTORB, because not only is the B for ‘bargain’, but they’ll keep the viewers from slitting their throats at the sight of Ginger Casper.
4. Brooke Hogan’s “State of the Knockouts” address (NR)
The division has 2 really good feuds with Taryn/Gail and Mickie/Velvet. Seriously. Sadly, they have NeptoHulk out there to suck the air out of it all.
5. Miz as a babyface (7)
23 weeks and counting! By reaching Michael Jordan’s number, Miz continues a tradition of being possibly the most inane babyface in WWE today.
6. Sheamus as a babyface (6)
Except for maybe this guy. The lame Broguester has been on the list for eight consecutive weeks, and he gets more angle-related entries than Miz.
7. Dolph Ziggler’s World Title reign ends in first defense (1)
While I disagree with this being on here, it does seem to highlight the contempt for Del Rio, who WWE seemed to have lost faith in as a hero in record time.
8. TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills (11)
His online fundraiser fell $23,000 short of the needed $30,000, and TNA still hasn’t stepped forward. Come on, guys, you want a good public face, don’t you?
9. WWE App overpushed (9)
I haven’t downloaded it yet. I’m missing all of the midcard ring entrances and forgettable backstage interviews. Why do I hate myself so much?
10. Stephanie McMahon’s acting (3)
To be fair, not every writer is a good actor. Look at SNL for instance. And like SNL, not every writer is a good writer. Like, well….you know who I’m talking about….
11. Tony Dawson (NR)
Matt Striker may have been annoying and smarmy, but at least he knew wrestling. Which is more than you can say about this ignorant Ken doll here.
12. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion (10)
The Frank Stallone of wrestling (well, no, Frank had SOME personality) reigns atop NXT. He just makes his brother look that much more fascinating.
13. Sting promises a new Main Event Mafia (2)
So far, he’s got Kurt Angle, but who else would really fit? Scott Steiner? Hey, if he got involved, I could certainly stomach another faction. FAAAT ASSES.
14. WWE lead writer David Kreizman quits, third lead writer to leave this year (NR)
Is Vince being THAT hard on creative? Hey, here’s a solution: KEEP LETTING PAUL AND ZEB SHAPE AND MOLD THE SHOWS! It’s really that simple.
15. Taz on commentary (NR)
I have no feelings about Taz one way or the other. I just think it’s funny that Sting appears to be impaling his head with his ‘pencil’. I’m amused so easily.
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