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Pearl river spelling bee state champion!
AEROSOL!
EAT A REEF!
JUICE MAKE SUGAR!
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
I’m always shocked they let Ahmed anywhere near a microphone. Just awful.
Fun With Ahmed 5 is hilarious:
If you wanna stamp up to punchy, BACON OFF!
Because Eiffel got, dont take medicatations morty!
I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!
Great Scott!!!
He hurt people.
For the WCW events, they should include Stevie Ray language, neckbone sucka, synthetic, sad sack fruity booty.
His iPhone’s Autocorrect would be like, “Screw this crap, they don’t pay me enough…”