RD
Finally Reviews Shawn Michaels' Autobiography, Heartbreak
& Triumph!
Hey, guess
what? It's taken like a year, but I've finally read another
wrestling book! More to come, too, but for now, let's dive right
into the WrestleCrap review of...
Heartbreak
& Triumph: The Shawn Michaels Story
by Shawn Michaels with Aaron Feigenbaum
As I made
clear in my review of Hitman:
My Real Life in the Cartoon World of Professional Wrestling,
I am a huge fan of Bret Hart. In a lot of ways, though, I've
also been a fan of Shawn Michaels, which, as you can imagine,
has been a bit of a conflict. After all, if there were ever
two men who did not get along in this business, it would be
Bret and Shawn.
Despite
my markedness for the Hitman, as the old saying goes, there
are two sides to every story. So I really wanted to get Shawn's
perspective on things to give the guy a fair shake. After all,
is it not possible that Bret is just bitter that Shawn keeps
trucking along in the business long after it had chewed Bret
up and spit him out? And not just floundering, but in main events
and delivering spectacular match after spectacular match? Could
it be that I've been cheering for the wrong guy all along?
My answer,
after reading Heartbreak and Triumph, is a resounding
"No."
A bit of
backstory for those newer fans of the business. Dating back
to the early to mid 1990's, Shawn Michaels has had a reputation
of being someone impossible to deal with behind the scenes,
a guy who refused to do jobs so often that it became a running
joke. It wasn't just Bret Hart that maintained this viewpoint,
but countless interviews with others as well confirmed this
to be true. I believe at some point Dave Meltzer may have even
done an entire Wrestling Observer detailing all the
times he lost titles while miraculously not being pinned. He
and his buddies, the Kliq, which included Kevin Nash, Scott
Hall, Sean Waltman, and Triple H, would make sure things went
their way.
In short,
Shawn was a pain in the ass who, when he didn't get his way,
would simply take his ball and quite literally go home.
So my big
question going into this book was how, exactly, Shawn would
explain these situations. My feeling was that with his newfound
conversion to Christianity, he would come clean and admit that
he had done not only the WWF wrong, but his peers as well.
What a fool
I was.
Instead,
what I got was over 300 pages explaining how everyone was jealous
of him, how the boys in the back had heat with him for no reason,
how every dirtsheet is full of nothing but lies, and how even
if he had refused to do a job, he really had no say. Indeed,
the most common refrain in the book being "There is no
refusing to do a job. Ask Bret Hart. Ask the people in Montreal.
It only happens if Vince allows it."
And I think
that right there is the crux of the whole thing: Shawn saw his
ability to manipulate Vince as some sort of justification as
to why all the things that people accused him of doing were
ok. That is made very clear. He feels as though, since he was
able to talk Vince into, say, not having him and Kevin Nash
lose their titles, that made it ok.
Sorry, but
I have to disagree. Just because you can talk your boss into
something that is wrong doesn't make it any less wrong. It just
means you know how to politic to get your way. And sometimes
when you get your way, it hurts not only other people within
the company, but the fans watching the product as well. You
can look at a long line of promotions that died due to this,
and honestly, were it not for Shawn's injury that put him out
of action for four years, one has to question whether guys like
Steve Austin and the Rock would have ever been able to get past
his and Hunter's political power.
Think I'm
full of conspiracy theories? Then consider the fact that in
one honest moment in the book, Shawn actually admits to what
I am saying: "Were we using our political clout to keep
each other on top? Absolutely. What we did was no different
from what Hogan, Save, Piper, and Bob Orton Jr. had done before.
If you are on top, you want to make sure you keep working with
people on top. That's how you stay up there."
Who's the
champion on Raw right now?
My point
exactly.
The book
isn't entirely without merit. There are lots of interesting
stories, and in a very warped way, you can almost see where
Shawn is coming from in a lot of these instances. It's just
too bad that he's not honest enough with himself - and with
you, the reader - to actually admit to his wrongdoings.
In fact,
I became so frustrated reading the book that in a lot of ways,
my enjoyment of his current work has taken a hit. Because I
just feel like by getting into his matches, by cheering for
him, I am supporting someone who just doesn't seem on the up
and up.
Very,
VERY mildly recommended if you want Shawn's side of things.
Just keep in mind that your enjoyment of Shawn's current work
may nosedive after hearing some of the BS inside!
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can order Heartbreak & Triumph by clicking rightchere!
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