WWE didn’t leave Australia empty-handed.

They brought Stomper The Kangaroo with them!

Hop on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Time to answer the age-old (ok, week old) question – was Undertaker-Hunter worse than Age in the Cage?

Find out in a NEW INDUCTION!

Crikey! Super Show-Down was a night to remember, mate!

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Professional Gay Wrestling:

They’re here,

They’re queer,

They’re a new induction!

Brie Bella is taking her strong kicks to the NFL.

Put on a helmet and read all about it in Headlies!

Meat Wrestling’s Biggest Klutz – Clumsy Shawn Stasiak!

Fall face first into our newest induction!

Why so serious?

We’ve got an A-List actor as the new Doink The Clown!

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  • Impact Wrestling Promises One On-Screen Murder Per Episode Or Your Money Back
  • Vince McMahon Now Suffering From Severe Vegemite Addiction After Returning From Australia
  • Finn Balor Injured After Giving Too Many "Too Sweets" At New York Comic Con
  • The Corre To Reunite At Smackdown 1000
  • Impact Officials and HHH Meet in Stamford, Discuss TNA Purchasing WWE
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It Came From YouTube: The Thrillseekers seek fun, and yes; thrills in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee!

19 Submitted by on Thu, 01 August 2013, 05:26
Crapper Paul S. writes: So the team of Lance Storm and Chris Jericho have arrived in Smokey Mountain Wrestling and have decided to have a little fun in the city of Pigeon Forge? How? By engaging in an 80s romantic comedy dating montage. Yes! I love these Thrillseekers vignettes so very much. They’re all so much fun to watch. I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF SummerSlam 1993 live hotline call gets awkward

3 Submitted by on Wed, 31 July 2013, 00:00
Presenting a very uncomfortable moment from SummerSlam 1993 showing what happens when a fan calls the SummerSlam Hotline and gets the “privilege” of being put live over the air to ask a wrestler a question. So, the lucky caller decides to ask The Undertaker what he thinks of Jake “The Snake” Roberts turning on him, and what he thinks of Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week XXVIII

18 Submitted by on Tue, 30 July 2013, 14:06
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. MizTV with the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jerry Lawler rides a gigantic firework for “Fireworks City”

3 Submitted by on Tue, 30 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Chad Moorhead writes: I do not know if you have seen this before, but it is a video of Jerry Lawler ride a firework. This was a commercial that aired on Mephis Wrestling during the 80 or 90s. Jerry owned several firework stands around the Memphis area. I am left to wonder if the big rocket between his leg Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVIII

14 Submitted by on Mon, 29 July 2013, 15:38
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bad Influence Live Up To Their Name, Corrupt Innocent TNA Talent

15 Submitted by on Sat, 27 July 2013, 09:00
Nashville, TN – The TNA tag team known as Bad Influence, consisting of Kazarian and Christopher Daniels, have been living up to their namesake and causing problems in the locker room. Though the two had been wrestling for several years in the company, it wasn’t until they officially joined forces that their habits and attitude started affecting others. “Kazarian and Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior: A Lesson in Professionalism from WWE’s Spiteful Owner

100 Submitted by on Thu, 25 July 2013, 20:00
WWE, 2005 Some of the biggest news in the wrestling world as of late is the Ultimate Warrior’s promotion of the upcoming WWE 2K14 video game. I suppose the Warrior is a forgiving man, or else he was afraid of what would happen if he refused the endorsement. That’s because, allegedly, the last time the Ultimate Warrior was offered an Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Pro Wrestlers Vs. Zombies” movie trailer

14 Submitted by on Wed, 24 July 2013, 21:15
An anonymous Crapper writes: So, I saw THIS the other day… Which has a trailer on YouTube… Seriously. Produced by Shane Douglas. Starring him and Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and for some reason Matt Hardy. Holy hell. I think this is going to be the suckiest thing ever made. Maybe even worse than Ready To Rumble. Are you kidding?! No way! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF rigs their voting hotline to steal fans’ money

14 Submitted by on Wed, 24 July 2013, 00:00
On the November 8th, 1993 live Monday Night Raw show, the WWF announced that fans could pick Quebecer Pierre’s opponent for the main event for the November 15th by voting via a 1-900 number. I don’t know how much the call cost, but let’s say it was $2.99. The choices fans could pick from were: The 1-2-3 Kid Marty Jannetty Continue Reading...
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Fan Wants TNA to Die Just Because He Likes Seeing Wrestlers Lose Their Jobs

15 Submitted by on Tue, 23 July 2013, 22:10
  Grand Rapids, MI – 27-year-old Sean Brethern was only fifteen when World Championship Wrestling went out of business, but he remembers it fondly. Now, the cart-retriever at Sam’s Club is hoping the same thing happens to Total Nonstop Action. “I have no idea why, but the idea of wrestlers losing their jobs excites my groin in ways that are Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVII

36 Submitted by on Tue, 23 July 2013, 14:13
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Bruce Prichard Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: King Konga is here! Be afraid… P.S- He’s The Barbarian.

4 Submitted by on Tue, 23 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. made my day by finding this clip and writing: He’s 6’5″ of Killer Instinct! 320 lbs of death in his fist! He’s King Konga! But who is the diabolical mastermind is behind him coming to Memphis? Note: King Konga’s the Barbarian of “Faces of Fear” and “Powers of Pain” fame. He’s still kicking ass on the indy Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Angry Grandpa STILL HATES Impact Wrestling!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 19:36
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: Ever hear of the Angry Grandpa on Youtube? You have? Well, guess what? To no surprise, he still hates TNA Wrestling And who says TNA’s critics are limited to that of the pimply-faced Nathaniels of the world? Some of them have pot bellies, white beards, and more sense of the here and now than Mike Check Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVII

14 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 14:27
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Velvet McIntyre Reunites With Her Long-Lost Son Drew

16 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 08:00
Vancouver, Canada – In a tearful reunion, former WWF female wrestler Velvet McIntyre reunited with her long-lost son, current WWE Superstar Drew McIntyre. Velvet is best known for wrestling barefoot (despite not being Samoan) and executing high-flying maneuvers in the WWF during the early 80’s. During a 1984 tour of Scotland with the WWF, Velvet had a brief affair with Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Long baseball games and no wrestling make NWA announcers something-something…

6 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Agent P posted this to our The Craphole forum (join today!) and he wrote there: From an episode of the Power Hour. The previous weeks Braves game went 17 innings and delayed the airing of the show by several hours. Jim Cornette and Jim Ross’ snarky comments are hilarious. I’m a little surprised they decided to snark instead of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “The Main Event” arcade game rips-off WWF wrestlers

10 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 00:00
This is Joe Gagne’s review of Konami’s “The Main Event” arcade game. The game is really nothing special. I’m mostly posting it because Konami very obviously ripped-off several WWF wrestlers to make their roster, making only minor (and really goofy) cosmetic changes and giving them dumb, generic names. WannabeMeanGene.com. I bet that URL’s not taken…...
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Someone Bought This: WWE HLA (Hot Lesbian Action) t-shirts- the very definition of “tacky”.

9 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Pete Staiano found these two WWE HLA (Hot Lesbian Action) t-shirts from the early 2000’s on eBay, and on an old archived WWE.com page. This is an example of a catch phrase that never caught on, and I’m sure it’s something the modern day family-frinedly WWE hopes you don’t remember. But that’s why we’re here, folks! It was also a Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A signed Jeff Jarrett guitar is on sale! Want it personalized? That will cost you, pal!

19 Submitted by on Sat, 20 July 2013, 23:21
  Crapper Jim Venzke writes: I saw this and Wrestlecrap came to mind immediately…  an autographed Jeff Jarrett guitar!!! MSRP: $349.99, but it can now be yours for $59.99  (83% off!!!).  Throw in an extra $20 and JJ will go over to the TNA warehouse and personalize it for you… I can’t believe that Jeff is still desperately clinging to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Strike Force loves Hostess Potato Chips- and free WWF stickers, too!

4 Submitted by on Sat, 20 July 2013, 00:52
This commercial for Hostess Potato Chips aired in Canada in early 1988 to promote WWF WrestleMania IV (oh, and also to promote Hostess Chips, of course!). In it, the scheming (and hungry… but mostly scheming) Strike Force steals Mean Gene Okerlund’s delicious Hostess Chips. And even worse, they also got the WWF sticker that’s inside the bag! And remember, Strike Force Continue Reading...
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