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It Came From YouTube: Bobby Heenan teaches you the proper way to work out!
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 15 February 2014, 02:08Crapper Avi Krebs writes: After shamelessly watching the Rock N’ Wrestling Episode posted on Wrestlecrap, I decided to watch another. I stopped after the first minute because I wanted to send this clip into you. It’s your friend and mine, Bobby the Brain Heenan, looking fairly spry in 1986. In true Brain fashion he shows us how to pump some Continue Reading...
Headlies: Natalya Finally Breaks Up With The Great Khali
9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 14 February 2014, 08:00Calgary, Alberta, Canada – During an intimate Valentine’s Day dinner, WWE Diva Natalya finally broke up with her on-screen boyfriend, The Great Khali. The two superstars dined at Teatro Ristorante over a romantic candle-lit $90 per plate meal. They made small talk, but Khali noticed that Natalya seemed distant and distracted. When he gently inquired to what was bothering his Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Paul Fisher is a lot like Kurt Angle (in so far as they’re both male).
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 February 2014, 02:05Crapper B. Amoda writes: Judo Joe? Bah! At least he might have been trained at some point. Fisher appears to have never stepped through the ropes prior to this match. Not only can’t he run the ropes, he can’t even lock up correctly. Hey, I think Paul is a great wrestler! You’d have to be nuts to disagree with me! Continue Reading...
Induction: The World’s Largest Love Machine, Viscera – Every day is Hump Day for Big Vis
38 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 13 February 2014, 21:00(RIP NELSON FRAZIER: 1971 – 2014) WWE, 2005-7 Nelson Frazier has worn many hats during his years with World Wrestling Entertainment. Well, he only ever really wore one hat, which was a crown, but he had a number of gimmicks (rapper, clown, king, cult member) before evolving into Barry White’s younger, scarier brother. Viscera’s road to suave sex-godhood began in Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: William Regal gets reminded of his past
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 13 February 2014, 16:56Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is from an episode of Superstars from William Regal’s hometown. The production crew play a little joke on him… It’s hilarious how he reacts, at one point he tries to scowl, but ends up making himself laugh again. Outstanding! I love his smirk once he realizes what’s going on. This is a good excuse to Continue Reading...
Epic Tweets In Wrestling History-2/13/2014
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It Came From YouTube: WWF Toyota commercials from the 80’s
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 13 February 2014, 02:35Crapper Paul S. sent these commercials in and writes: Here’s some wacky Toyota commercials from the 1980s that apparently ran on Australian television featuring different wrestlers- Iron Shiek, George “The Animal” Steele”, Paul Roma, Steve Lombardi, and S.D Jones, I love The Iron Sheik doing the triumphant jump at the end of his commercial! YEAH!...
HEADLIES: EDGE’S EX-WIFE RESPECTFULLY DECLINES INVITATION TO INDUCT LITA INTO WWE HALL OF FAME
7 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 12 February 2014, 17:45 Tampa, FL – Lisa Ortiz, the second wife of WWE Hall of Famer Adam “Edge” Copeland, has respectfully declined an invitation to induct Amy “Lita” Dumas into the WWE Hall of Fame on WrestleMania weekend. Dumas, 38, will be the third modern-era “Diva”, after Tammy Sytch and Trish Stratus, to be inducted into the company’s Hall. Her career was Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Behold, the awesomeness of Power Uti!
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 12 February 2014, 02:00Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: As the YouTube clip suggests, this is from Pro Wrestling USA, February 1985. Those who have read Mick Foley’s Have a Nice Day probably remember Power Uti, Nigeria’s answer to Hulk Hogan, he who scared crooked military cops into playing it straight by shouting “I am Power Uti, the Nigerian heavyweight champion!”, and bullied Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: “Tell Me A Lie”- A sappy ballad for Shawn Michaels
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 11 February 2014, 19:55This is “Tell Me A Lie”- the syrupy, overwrought dramatic ballad WWE produced for Shawn Michaels in 1995 because he was going to have to “retire”. Here’s some trivia for you- the song is sung by Fonda Feingold (and despite the song being a sappy pile of goo, she does quite a nice job singing it I must say)....
Headlies: New WWE-inspired rules for Olympic announcers revealed
10 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Tue, 11 February 2014, 17:48Dick Ebersol, senior adviser for NBC’s Olympic coverage and long-time friend of WWE Chairman Vince McMahon, has recently issued a memo outlining new rules for the Sochi 2014 announcers. The goal is to separate the Olympics as a genre distinct from “sports,” a term loaded with negative connotations of coarse players, rowdy fans, gambling, and sweat. Announcers are now to Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Suspiciously old kids in WWF LJN figures toy commercial
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 11 February 2014, 02:00Crapper Little Louie P (a.k.a. The Doctor of Style) writes: In commercials, it’s a common trick by toy companies to cast kids who are older than the toy’s target audience. However, LJN was really pushing the envelope with this one. I bet an hour after posing their action figures for the camera, these two kids were buying their weekly Clearasil Continue Reading...
The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 2/10
19 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 11 February 2014, 01:44Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: Justin Henry ‘...
Welcome to the “aftershow” edition of Rewriting The Book. Never done one of these before, so I hope the start isn’t awkward. Before I get into comments and questions, I want to start off by saying thank you. Anybody who writes only for money will put out garbage product. Writing needs to be of the soul and the heart to Continue Reading...
Epic Tweets In Wrestling History-2/10/2014
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It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross kicks Michael Cole right in the nuts!
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 10 February 2014, 02:10Crapper Thomas Moffatt writes: Following on form the Angry JR – Gormless Bart Gunn Showdown I had to share one of my all time favourite RAW moments The most epic of epic fails as one of WWE’s favourite punching bags sounds off at the dorky looking Michael Cole In this segment JR is supposed to heel and Cole the face Continue Reading...
It Came from YouTube: The Self Destruction of CM Punk
7 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 09 February 2014, 23:26We covered this in Headlies, glad to see the trailer is available now as well! ...
Someone Bought This: In memory of R.D’s WWE Niagara Falls Cup
19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 09 February 2014, 17:54We’ve experienced a loss in the WrestleCrap family today. No; not the loss of a person, but the loss of a very important thing that was very much a part of the bedrock of WrestleCrap Radio. Today I saw a Tweet from R.D Reynolds that broke my heart. It’s the kind of thing you never want to read. I knew Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Larry Zbyszko finds the mysterious Go The Ninja
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 09 February 2014, 06:24Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s something you might use. Larry Zbyszko introduces his new sidekick Mr. Go the highly visible ninja. Anyway Go the Ninja was originally played by the very good Japanese wrestler Ryuma Go but his stint in the AWA was short lived. The gimmick was unceremoniously handed off to Steve Olsonoski and suddenly Mr. Go went from Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Stevie Richards’ theme sounds familiar…
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 09 February 2014, 02:00Crapper Drew sent in these videos of Stevie Richards’ them song, and “Love Dump” by Static-X. He writes: This might be a stretch because the main metal riff is a little, say.. generic? But, in the same way DDP’s WCW theme was just a ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ knock off – wasn’t Stevie Richards last WWE theme just ‘Love Dump’ Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Terry Funk is Demolition Dirk Simmons!
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 08 February 2014, 21:00Crapper Jason Barnett writes: From the old TV show Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, this story stars Terry Funk Wow! Lieutenant Commander Riker and Terry Funk in the same TV show! That’s not quite as cool as if it were Oh, and to answer the question imposed in the TV show’s title, this is totally fiction in every conceivable meaning of Continue Reading...
WrestleCrapMania World Title Tournament Brackets REVEALED!
14 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sat, 08 February 2014, 14:05Esteemed WrestleCrap President Jack Tunney announced on Friday night, at The Meme Event in Buffalo, that the first ever WrestleCrap World Heavyweight Champion would be decided at WrestleCrapMania on March 30 in Atlantic City, NJ. This morning on Superstars of WrestleCrap, our own Mean Gene Okerlund revealed that the brackets were confirmed late last night, and were ready for revelation. Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet In Wrestling History-2/8/2014
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It Came From YouTube: The No Holds Barred trailer
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 08 February 2014, 02:14Crapper E-Squared writes: The trailer to one of the greatest movies ever. Why did this never get any awards? Hulk Hogan gave the performance of a lifetime. 😉 Oh, yeah! Without a doubt. How can you not be excited to see this movie after watching that trailer, brother?...
The Meme Event, February 7, Live from Buffalo!
6 Submitted by Justin Henry on Fri, 07 February 2014, 20:00*cue synthesizer music bed for RAPID FIRE PROMOS* (SHOT ONE: AKEEM W/ SLICK) S: Lights! Camera! Akeeeeeem, hahahaha! A worldwide television audience will be treated to 450 lbs of raw human-a-tee! For their viewing pleasure, the Doctor of Style is unleashing the baddest dude to ever set foot ina rasslin’ ring, and that’s BAD news for you, Kamala! Ya never Continue Reading...
Headlies: WWE Releases “The Self-Destruction of CM Punk” DVD
20 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 07 February 2014, 08:00Des Moines, IA – During this week’s edition of Smackdown, WWE announced that they are releasing a brand new DVD entitled “The Self-Destruction of CM Punk”. The release comes as a surprise as there had been no previous mentions of the DVD being written, filmed, produced, and shipped to stores. “I admit the turn-around was quick, but we here at Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Crazy UWF Dr. Death Steve Williams promo
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 February 2014, 07:49Crapper Paul S. writes: Dr. Death cutting a promo in Herb Abrams UWF as only Dr. Death can. I don’t know which I like more- Steve’s intense promo (hey, give him credit- he’s really trying here which is more than I can say for a lot of the current WWE roster) or that colorful, garish-colored UWF logo we see at Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Undertaker’s spooky dance song
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 February 2014, 02:04Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Move over Johnny Cash, there is a new Man in Black! Ah yes! From WrestleMania: The Album, here’s a terrifying, ghastly, scary…. upbeat dance song? Can’t you just picture The Undertaker getting funky out on the dance floor to this song?...