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It Came From YouTube: Lanny Poffo loves to ride his Gazelle until he’s all sweaty…
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 August 2013, 07:21TONY: “Have you ever heard of Lanny Poffo?” TONY’S HOT FRIEND: “OH! Wasn’t he The Genius?”. Pffft! What?!! Stop! Stop the commercial! Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute, here! I need to address this. Crappers; if you walk up to any hot woman (or.. just about any woman; really) and you ask her if she know who Lanny Poffo is; and Continue Reading...
Induction: Farting Natalya: When a Diva passes gas on TV, Wrestlecrap is never far behind.
28 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 08 August 2013, 20:00WWE, 2012 Farts have had a complicated history in television. Even though everyone has them, and they are on the whole (no, I don’t like how that sounds; let’s just say, “for the most part”) harmless, for decades they were shunned from the airwaves. Kids have long included flatulence in their schoolyard humor, and fart jokes are often the sole Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The WrestleCrap Radio Gong has an important announcement
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 07 August 2013, 17:41Thank you....
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan MTV “The Big Show” commercial from 1989
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 07 August 2013, 00:00This is a 1989 commercial for an MTV show called “The Big Show” (and yes, I’m told that it was in fact “a big bad show, tonight, y’all”). See, back then in the stone age MTV used to air programs about music and show music videos, kids. There was some contest to win a “date” (ooo-la-la!) with Hulk Hogan to Continue Reading...
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Tito Ortiz Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: CM Punk’s Grammar Slam – Your vs. You’re
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 06 August 2013, 07:48CM Punk, Ladies and Gentlemen- he manages to be both entertaining and educational at the same time....
The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 8/5/13
18 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 06 August 2013, 00:14Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: The Overexposed Justin Henry Send all love, criticism, and vitriol to Justin Henry!...
[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIX
22 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 05 August 2013, 15:37-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
Headlies: Bo Dallas Is Standing Right Behind You
16 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 August 2013, 09:00Seriously, Right Behind You – Ok, don’t look, but NXT champion Bo Dallas is standing right behind you. Yeah, I have no idea why, but he’s like right there. No, he’s not doing anything, he’s just kind of standing there and staring. And breathing really hard. Ugh, this is so weird and creepy. Maybe if we ignore him, he’ll go Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Goldberg refuses to follow the script (and then he pushes an old lady and rips up a kid’s autograph book)
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 05 August 2013, 00:00Crapper Paul S. writes: So the selling point for Fall Brawl 2000 was “wrestling is FAKE, but not this time. We swear…” No wonder this company went out of business. You know, I’m willing to defend some of the stuff Vince Russo tried to do, but this really insulted my intelligence as a fan (and as a human being, for Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: Art Donovan – Man of a Thousand Questions. And They Were All “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?”
26 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 04 August 2013, 20:51Quick note from RD Reynolds: All of us here at WrestleCrap.com are saddened by Art Donovan’s passing. His family and friends are in our thoughts and prayers! WWF King of the Ring, 1994 Text by Harry Simon We’ve all done it. After enough cajoling, begging, and/or threatening, we’ve all finally managed to convince a friend or relative to plunk down on Continue Reading...
Quick note on Commenting, LiFi Scanner on the Site
4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 04 August 2013, 19:50Thanks to everyone who has emailed us about the issues with site comments being blocked, as well as the LiFi Scanner being, umm, confiscated I guess. We are working on a fix, and should have one fully in place soon. Thanks for your patience! RD, Paul, and all the rest of the goofs here at WrestleCrap.com!...
It Came From YouTube: Brokeback Raw: The Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho Love Story
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 04 August 2013, 17:03Crapper Down With OPC writes: My friend Hagaki made this Shawn Michaels/Chris Jericho video a few years ago parodying the Brokeback Mountain trailer. HA! That’s some brilliant editing work. I love it! Your friend Hagaki did a great job. Thanks, Down With OPC!...
It Came From YouTube: MST3K – Samson vs The Vampire Women Montage
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 03 August 2013, 00:00Crapper Chris writes: This selection of clips from MST3K’s episode Samson vs. The Vampire Woman does not have a ton of the professional wrestler who is the hero of the piece. On the other hand, it’s an episode of MST3K where the movie they watch STARS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER! More than that, the legendary Mexican luchador El Santo basically stars Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior makes Brother Love dress up in drag
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 03 August 2013, 00:00Crapper Cannonite sent this my way, and the only thing I can think to ask about this is… Did Pat Patterson write this particular segment? Hey, Warrior! I thought queering didn’t make the world work? Hmm…...
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Someone Bought This: The Giant Gonzalez’s fur bodysuit from SummerSlam 1993 (does come with grime spots as pictured).
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 August 2013, 07:45Crapper Nick Blankenship writes: I put this up on the craphole and figured I should send it in: Giant Gonzalez’s infamous bodysuit, complete with veiny man boobs and ass crack. Oh, wow! That is outstanding! And it’s even signed “El Gigante” and complete with Gonzalez sweat! What more could you ask for?! I can’t believe such a shining example of Continue Reading...
Induction: WWA Inception: Former Stars Go Down Under (Forcibly)
49 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 01 August 2013, 20:00Pay-Per-View, 2001 After the purchase of WCW by WWF in 2001, there were many new promotions vying to be the #2 company in the wrestling world. Jimmy Hart launched the XWF and the Jarretts founded NWA-TNA, but the first out of the blocks was Andrew McManus, who not only set up the World Wrestling All-Stars promotion in his native Australia, Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE is now selling a Wyatt Family Sheep Mask. Oh, the irony…
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 01 August 2013, 08:05The irony of the WWE selling this mask to hordes of fans based on a gimmick of like-minded cultists who are all about group-think (while still claiming to be individuals, of course) spouting mindless nonsense is simply stunning. “We here in the WWE Marketing Department think you fans are a bunch of mindless sheep, and we’ll prove it by mass-marketing this sheep Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Thrillseekers seek fun, and yes; thrills in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee!
19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 01 August 2013, 05:26Crapper Paul S. writes: So the team of Lance Storm and Chris Jericho have arrived in Smokey Mountain Wrestling and have decided to have a little fun in the city of Pigeon Forge? How? By engaging in an 80s romantic comedy dating montage. Yes! I love these Thrillseekers vignettes so very much. They’re all so much fun to watch. I Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WWF SummerSlam 1993 live hotline call gets awkward
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 31 July 2013, 00:00Presenting a very uncomfortable moment from SummerSlam 1993 showing what happens when a fan calls the SummerSlam Hotline and gets the “privilege” of being put live over the air to ask a wrestler a question. So, the lucky caller decides to ask The Undertaker what he thinks of Jake “The Snake” Roberts turning on him, and what he thinks of Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Fan low-blows Randy Orton while his back is turned!
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 30 July 2013, 22:05Today at a WWE live event in Cape Town, South Africa a fan ran into the ring and low-blowed Randy Orton while his back was turned (!) Needless to say, that was a very stupid thing for the fan to do. I assume it took a lot of liquid courage for the fan to become “brave” enough to even attempt Continue Reading...
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. MizTV with the Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Jerry Lawler rides a gigantic firework for “Fireworks City”
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 30 July 2013, 00:00Crapper Chad Moorhead writes: I do not know if you have seen this before, but it is a video of Jerry Lawler ride a firework. This was a commercial that aired on Mephis Wrestling during the 80 or 90s. Jerry owned several firework stands around the Memphis area. I am left to wonder if the big rocket between his leg Continue Reading...
The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 7/29/13
21 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 29 July 2013, 23:51Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: The Overexposed Justin Henry Send all love, criticism, and vitriol to Justin Henry!...
[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVIII
14 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 29 July 2013, 15:38-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
Headlies: Bad Influence Live Up To Their Name, Corrupt Innocent TNA Talent
15 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sat, 27 July 2013, 09:00Nashville, TN – The TNA tag team known as Bad Influence, consisting of Kazarian and Christopher Daniels, have been living up to their namesake and causing problems in the locker room. Though the two had been wrestling for several years in the company, it wasn’t until they officially joined forces that their habits and attitude started affecting others. “Kazarian and Continue Reading...
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