Say goodbye to blading in AEW and say hello Blade-ing.

Check out The Blade’s new ‘gig’ in Headlies!

Bret Hart is a hitman.

His boss? The devil.

His accent? Horrific.

It’s a new induction, pardner!

It’s the logical follow-up to AEW’s Blood & Guts!

Wash your hands and read all about it in Headlies!

It’s the Final ECW Finale.

Trust Us, This Is(n’t) Extreme!

But it is a NEW Induction!

The Nightmare Express isn’t the only new ride in AEW.

Buckle your safety belt and find out what The Dark Order is driving in Headlies!

Rambo and friends invade the squared circle…

…and give new meaning to the term, “First Blood match”.

New induction!

WWE has another trash-bagging incident on their hands.

Read about their Iconic error in Headlies!

It’s the most random wrestling show we’ve ever seen!

Scott Steiner gets drunk, plays video games, and feeds ducks (REALLY!) in our NEW INDUCTION!

Kevin Owens deserves a medal for giving Logan Paul a Stunner.

Read a new Headlies to find out which one he’s getting!

Move over Steve Austin…

…move over, other Steve Austin…

The Bionic Woman dominates the wrestling ring in this new induction!

We completely missed Wrestlemania.

Great!

Find out what we did instead in Headlies.

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

RIP Blade.

You will be missed. 🙁

All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: Frightmare hangs out with Antonio Cesaro

5 Submitted by on Sun, 09 March 2014, 19:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: We all know that Antonio Cesaro is almost superhumanly strong but here he is (wrestling under his real name Claudio Castagnoli) but what happens when he throws a dude clear up to the ceiling? Just watch for yourself. Wow! What a cool sequence! Yeah, I know we’re supposed to be all about the worst of wrestling, Continue Reading...
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Saturday Night’s Meme Event, March 8, 2014, from Dallas!

6 Submitted by on Sat, 08 March 2014, 22:00
*cue the synthesizer music bed for RAPID FIRE PROMO TIME* SHOT 1: SEAN CARLESS AND VIRGIL SC: YAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-EH! This is Sean Carless, The Million Loonie Man. Tonight, right here in Dallas, TX, all of you vending-machine mutts will get to witness the in-ring debut of the most prestigious athlete to come out of the Great White North! The pleasure, however, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Barry Darsow teaches Tokyo Magnum how to play Golf

5 Submitted by on Sat, 08 March 2014, 02:30
The athletic supernova known as “Mr. Hole In One” Barry Darsow attempts to teach Tokyo Magnum how to play golf. What a nice guy Barry is! He’s taking time out of his busy schedule to help a guy he barely knows who’s been transplanted from his native country to the U.S and who doesn’t even speak English. The golf-obsessed guy, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Last Of The “Green Mist” Factories To Close

14 Submitted by on Fri, 07 March 2014, 08:00
Sakai, Osaka Prefecture, Japan – Abunai! Industries, famous for producing the dreaded “Green Mist”, prepared to close their factory doors for the final time this week, effectively ending an era in Japanese wrestling. The “Green Mist” was a common illegal maneuver used in wrestling where one wrestler would spit the poison directly into the eyes of their opponent, leaving them Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Austin crossbow, and Goldberg electric toothbrush from Sears Wish Book

9 Submitted by on Fri, 07 March 2014, 02:00
It’s a 2-for-1 entry today, kids! My old buddy and my old pal Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula put up this article featuring items from the 1999 Sears Wish Book catalog. Two of the things he included in the article that were in the catalog are a Stone Cold Steve Austin crossbow (um… what?!) and a Bill Goldberg Electric Toothbrush. I Continue Reading...
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Induction: Hollywood Backlot Brawl – Brawl and Panties! Brawl and Panties!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 06 March 2014, 21:00
WWF, 1996 In 1996, with Wrestlemania XII just around the corner, Scott Hall declared his intentions to go to WCW after that year’s big event. Normally, this would mean a simple change in booking. Instead of Razor Ramon beating Goldust to regain his Intercontinental Title, he would just lose the match, putting over the champion and leaving the company without Continue Reading...
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To Haku! The Sequel!

18 Submitted by on Wed, 05 March 2014, 20:15
(at a New York area bar, after day one of a recent legends of wrestling convention came to a close…) Haku is a son of a bitch! You guys know what I’m talking about, right? Hell yeah I know Haku! Good friend, but a mean bastard! I wouldn’t mess with em! Toughest gent I know! TO HAKU!  TO HAKU! I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buy some time with Buff Bagwell

25 Submitted by on Wed, 05 March 2014, 14:00
I saw this on Lords Of Pain and just had to preserve it here: Earlier we posted a clip of Marcus “Buff” Bagwell appearing on Showtime’s Gigolos show. Bagwell is now working as an escort for the Cowboys4Angels.com website, which partners with the Showtime show. Bagwell’s rates are $800 for two hours, $1,550 for four hours, $3,000 for overnight, $4,500 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WCW Hotline is slightly less expensive than your house

16 Submitted by on Wed, 05 March 2014, 02:00
 I was browsing through the excellent WCW Worldwide blog and I came across this WCW Hotline ad from a later issue of WCW Magazine. Whoa, it cost $1.69 a minute?! That’s crazy! It says the average call lasts 5 minutes, but let’s assume you’re going to spend at least 10 minutes listening to the hotline because Mark Madden is just that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Just another trip… to the grocery! Or is it?

11 Submitted by on Tue, 04 March 2014, 02:20
Crapper E-Squared writes: To this day, I still wonder if the people in the store were actual shoppers or hired extras. Either way, this was one of the funniest segments ever and I still laugh about Austin’s final line: “Price check on a jackass.” Oh, I’m pretty sure they were extras and this was shot when the store was actually Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Hold Candlelight Vigil For CM Punk

7 Submitted by on Mon, 03 March 2014, 19:00
Chicago, IL – Hundreds of wrestling fans gathered outside the AllState Arena early this afternoon, holding a candlelight vigil for the missing CM Punk. The gathering was led by Punk’s best friend, independent wrestler and aspiring comedian Colt Cabana. “It’s so great to see so many of you here to support my friend, CM Punk, who has been off of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buff Bagwell looks special. Maybe it’s Maybelline?

8 Submitted by on Mon, 03 March 2014, 02:00
Crapper Micah sent in this t-shirt with a very uh… unique picture of Buff Bagwell. He’s wearing so much foundation that he reminds me of Doink The Clown’s clown white makeup for crying out loud! Seriously, if Buff was wearing any more makeup he’d be a shoe-in finalist on RuPaul’s Drag Race. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that). Even Johnny Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Meet The Tazmaniac!

8 Submitted by on Sun, 02 March 2014, 18:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Well all know Tazz as the street tough “Human Suplex Machine” from ECW or the perpetually bored announcer from TNA but not that many people have seen Taz’s original gimmick the Tazmaniac: a facepainted caveman in a neon orange Tarzan costume! While Tazmaniac stay in USWA would make his way up to ECW (which was at Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Jeff Hardy Creature inside-out face paint shirt

8 Submitted by on Sat, 01 March 2014, 06:56
Crapper Paul S. found this… uh… unique Jeff Hardy shirt and writes: “Ask me about my creature?” What’s that supposed to mean. Wait you mean it folds inside out? Why would you want to… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! GAH!!! So it’s a shirt you can flip inside-out to make a mask out of it? Who would wear something like that except for maybe Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Cancels Network Subscription After Learning “1 Night In China” Not Available

8 Submitted by on Fri, 28 February 2014, 08:00
Oshkosh, WI – 24 year-old wrestling fan Danny Burnett has decided to cancel his subscription to the WWE Network after discovering that the streaming website would not be providing “1 Night in China”. The amateur pornographic film stars former WWE stars Joanie Laurer aka Chyna and Sean Waltman aka X-Pac aka 1-2-3 Kid aka Syxx aka Syxx-Pac aka The Lightning Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Return of Virgil – Who? Mike Jones!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 27 February 2014, 21:00
WWE, 2010 Ever since “The Wrestler” hit theaters in 2009, a lot of past-their prime superstars have been pegged as “The Wrestler in real life”: a former big name now living in the past and struggling with addiction or financial despair. Ric Flair, Scott Hall, Jake Roberts, and many others have been given that dubious distinction. One scene in that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan finds a hot date to take to his restaurant

7 Submitted by on Thu, 27 February 2014, 11:14
You know, between this commercial, and this other commercial featuring Jimmy Hart that we’ve featured in the past; I’m really starting to wonder some things about The Mouth Of The South… CrossDressingJimmyHart.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! But if it is, I really don’t want to know… On the plus side, Jimmy is probably a more interesting and smarter date Continue Reading...
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