WWE and the Mushroom Kingdom cordially invite you to the wedding of King Xavier Woods and Princess Peach.

It’s the wedding of the century and it’s only in Headlies!

Five-Star Frog Splash meets one-star episode when RVD shows up on the X-Files.

New induction!

Want to watch all of AEW’s Dream Matches, but don’t have cable?

AEW’s new plan has you covered and we’re covering AEW’s new plan in Headlies!

August1Warning!

Look out – a giant forehead is on its way!

NEW INDUCTION!

Explore Taker’s kinky mansion with Kofi, Xavier, and Big E.

It’s the induction you’ve wanted for literally days!

The censors are “gunning” for Arn Anderson.

How with they enforce their changes on The Enforcer?

Find out in Headlies!

Twenty-nine years straight down the crapper!

The final WCW Saturday Night…now inducted!

Kenny Omega vs Bryan Danielson was old-school entertain

Real old-school.

Find out who’s on first in Headlies!

RD Vs. Russo Round TWO…and AEW is the battleground!

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East meets East when Funaki learns Kung Fu.

Kung Fu Naki – inducted!

NXT 2.0 is where the big boys play!

Literally.

Get ready for recess in a brand-new Headlie!

It was the only officially licensed WWE ride ever made.

And it kinda sucked.

WWE Niagara Falls is here…and INDUCTED!

What’s in a name?

Well, if you’re Chad Gable or Gable Steveson, a whole lot.

Find out which Gable comes out on top in Headlies!

Relive the legendary career of the original Sin Cara.

New induction!

What happens when two of the most acrobatic tag teams in wrestling fight?

Utter chaos!

Hang on and read all about it in Headlies!

All Out 2021 is here!

Live chat with RD Reynolds and friends by clicking here!

RD Reynolds returns to podcasting with…Vince Russo????!!!

It’s true – Joker’s Mustache is here!

XPW’s Angel falls off a 40-foot scaffold, without even a pool of sewage to break his fall!

It’s an all-new two-for-one induction!

Cameron Grimes is stackin’ money with his own cryptocurrency!

We’re going to the moon in Headlies!

It’s the last Saturday Night’s Main Event!

Was it any good?  It’s on WrestleCrap.com…what do you think?

NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: ICOPRO – Inedible COlonic PROduct

29 Submitted by on Thu, 07 May 2020, 20:00
WWF, 1992-1995 When the new XFL folded mid-season due to the global pandemic, it was not the first time that a Vince McMahon venture had fallen victim to bad timing. Back in 1991, Vince McMahon launched the World Bodybuilding Federation just before scandal erupted regarding steroids in the WWF. Now, far be it from me to compare a federal investigation Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Parts Unknown Extends Lockdown

5 Submitted by on Mon, 04 May 2020, 08:00
Parts Unknown – The residents of Parts Unknown must continue their lockdown for another two months, according to instructions by the local government. Parts Unknown, which exists outside time and space, has been a refuge for masked, face-painted, and generally weird professional wrestlers for decades. This mysterious land serves as a home for such grapplers as The Ultimate Warrior, The Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hillbilly And The Hulkster- Tag Team Champs?

5 Submitted by on Fri, 01 May 2020, 02:00
This is a set of Hulk Hogan and Hillbilly Jim figures that are supposed to be a tag team (?) that come with the Tag Team Championship belts (?!). I’m pretty sure Hulk Hogan and Hillbilly Jim never tagged together, so they were never the Tag Team Champions (thank goodness!). But the real mystery here is… Why doesn’t this come with Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Gronk Returns Half-Eaten WWE 24/7 Championship

2 Submitted by on Mon, 27 April 2020, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski was forced to relinquish the 24/7 championship this morning to WWE CEO Vince McMahon. Gronk, who recently rejoined the NFL as a member of the Tamp Bay Buccaneers, acknowledged the difficult decision to give up the belt. “I just want to say ‘Thank you’ to WWE and to Mr. McMahon,” said Gronk, tears Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s time to finger a friend with WCW Finger Fighters!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 24 April 2020, 02:00
We’ve covered lots of WWE and WCW thumb wrestling toys before here in Someone Bought This, but today we have something new- WCW Finger Fighters! They call them Finger Fighters even though you use your thumbs. I guess “Thumb Thwackers” wasn’t quite as catchy a name? “Comes complete with RING OF DOOM play board”. Scott Keith aught to sue these people. Continue Reading...
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A Look Back at the Very Worst of the Gooker Winners!

28 Submitted by on Tue, 21 April 2020, 19:50
  Former Rewriting The Book author Jon Milne wanted to jump in and give his two cents on the very worst of all the Gooker winners…so without further adieu, Jon take it away! Even despite the massive public health crisis that has massively impacted the world recently, there’s been a great sense of déjà vu about the kinds of stuff Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Doctors, Nurses, Food Service Workers Applaud Wrestlers

6 Submitted by on Mon, 20 April 2020, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – On Sunday night at 7:00pm, doctors, nurses, and food service workers surrounded WWE’s Performance Center and applauded. Last week, Florida governor Ron DeSantis declared that WWE was an “essential business”. This decision has allowed WWE to continue producing live shows despite the continuing pandemic. A social media movement to show support for these newly designated essential Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Doctor Of Style” Slick Urges People To Stay Home

2 Submitted by on Mon, 13 April 2020, 08:00
Louisville, KY – Legendary WWF manager Slick, commonly known as “The Doctor Of Style” is urging people to continue social distancing by staying at home. Slick, who managed The Twin Towers, The Bolsheviks, and Kamala, has taken to the airwaves to help stop the spread of COVID-19. Stationed at the University of Louisville Hospital, Slick has been assisting in style-related Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 293!

4 Submitted by on Sun, 12 April 2020, 12:53
RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton return and actually, believe it or not, discuss PRO WRESTLING!  THIS IS NOT A JOKE.  Nearly 90 minutes of WrestleMania, the Firefly Funhouse, the WrestleCrap Madness tournament and its finals, and more! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Continue Reading...
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SUPER INDUCTION SPECIAL: WrestleCrap Madness – 20th Anniversary Tournament!

27 Submitted by on Sat, 11 April 2020, 07:49
We can’t believe it either – WrestleCrap.com has been around for TWENTY YEARS!  And we’ve decided to celebrate with every single one of you in a very special way. March Madness may not have happened this year…but we’ve got something better.  Behold the WrestleCrap Madness Tournament! SIXTY FOUR (!!!!) of the very worst characters are vying to become the pinnacle Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The most violent wrestling game I’ve ever seen…

8 Submitted by on Fri, 10 April 2020, 02:00
This is a weird one.. It’s the WWF Superstars Wrestling Arcade Game by Helm Toy. The goal of the game is to shoot the wrestlers with the gun to earn points! I guess it’s supposed to be like a throwback to an old-timer Shooting Gallery carnival game, but it just seems kind of morbid and creepy- especially since a decent Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Beach Blast Bikini Contest – Johnny B Badd makes it rain on these beaches

10 Submitted by on Thu, 09 April 2020, 20:00
WCW, 1992 They weren’t all classics, but Wrestlemania 36 featured a record five women’s matches, with a total of fifteen competitors. Had the battle royal not been scrapped, that total would have been higher still. Those figures are mind-boggling compared with the sparse WWF’s women’s wrestling scene in the mid-90s. Back then, the women’s division typically consisted of two competitors: Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 93,174 Attend Wrestlemania Says Vince McMahon

6 Submitted by on Mon, 06 April 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – WWE officials announced this morning that they have broken their Wrestlemania attendance record. In a conference call, WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the historic announcement. “It was an amazing Wrestlemania weekened,” he said proudly. “The card was so big we had to spread it over two nights. Great matches! Title changes! Gronk! The WWE Universe had the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kairi Sane Steals Pirate Ship From Raymond James Stadium

6 Submitted by on Mon, 06 April 2020, 08:00
Tampa, FL – Searching for her own “Wrestlemania Moment” this weekend, beloved Superstar Kairi Sane snuck into Raymond James Stadium and stole the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’’ iconic pirate ship. Due to the global pandemic, Wrestlemania plans have been thrown into chaos over recent weeks. Typically a weeklong celebration of professional wrestling and sports entertainment, this year’s Wrestlemania has been marred Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 292!

8 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2020, 07:16
RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton don’t have time for tomfoolery this week what with the WrestleCrap Madness Tournament and all, so they turn the reigns over…but to WHO? This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania “Boneyard Match” To Take Place In An Abandoned BBQ Restaurant

4 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2020, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Leaked footage of next week’s Boneyard Match between The Undertaker and AJ Styles shows that the two Superstars will be duking it out in an empty barbecue restaurant. The incomplete video, which first appeared on Youtube last night, features the competitors inside the recently shuttered Bubba’s Boneyard Bar-B-Que on Pine Road. Although the footage appears to Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 291!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 27 March 2020, 19:29
RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Bitey the Bird are back to discuss TWENTY YEARS (!!!!) of WrestleCrap.com! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A prized signed WCW card

7 Submitted by on Fri, 27 March 2020, 02:00
Here’s a an autographed WCW Erik Watts trading card from the late 90’s! You may remember Erik as Bill Watts’ son. Or since you’re a Crapper, you probably remember him as Troy, one half of Tekno Team 2000 with Trevor (Chad Fortune). Okay Crappers, show of hands… How many of you knew that Erik Watts was even in WCW in 1998/1999? Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Revealed As The Exalted One

8 Submitted by on Mon, 23 March 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – In a stunning swerve, WWE CEO Vince McMahon was revealed to be The Dark Order’s leader, The Exalted One. Although newcomer Brodie Lee was shown to be The Exalted One on this past week’s Dynamite, viewers of AEW’s new Youtube show “Dark After Midnight” saw the true leader was none other than the head of WWE. The Continue Reading...
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Induction: Journey into Darkness – The story of Glen Jacob Callaway Kane Grimm Bearer

13 Submitted by on Thu, 19 March 2020, 20:24
WWE book, 2005 As you’re probably aware, Kane released an autobiography recently. Sure, the life story of a WWE wrestler who participated in many if not most of the company’s most ridiculous storylines and wound up mayor of a major county sounds like a good read… …but you might be disappointed to learn that it’s not actually an autobiography of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania Moved To The Impact Zone

9 Submitted by on Mon, 16 March 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Due to the COVID-19 pandemic and restricted travel, WWE has been forced to change locations for Wrestlemania 36 to the Impact Zone. Originally, the “Showcase Of The Immortals” was take place at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida on April 5th. City officials were unwilling to continue hosting the event, so WWE had to look for an Continue Reading...
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