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Six-sided ring, two nunchucks, and a Partridge in a cage match?

It’s not the twelve days of Christmas… it’s a new induction!

AJ Styles was so phenomenal at Clash Of Champions that the laws of science could not contain him.

Hold on tight and read all about it in Headlies!

AEW has a fool-proof plan to keep their championship belt just in case Chris Jericho has anymore bubbly bubbly.

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It’s Hulk Hogan’s Most Egotistical Match Ever!

Care to Guess Which One It Is?

NEW INDUCTION!

We hope you brought your appetite for AEW’s Cracker Barrel Clash!

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RD and Blade go in-depth discussing Mickie James turning 40, AEW All Out, CM Punk, and WrestleCrap Radio’s 14 Year Anniversary!

Before Yoga for Regular Guys, there was Positivity for Perverts.

Self-help DDP, inducted –

– and that’s not a bad thing. That’s a good thing!

AEW has the hottest feud in wrestling and their weekly shows haven’t even started yet!

Grab your official Burger Towel(tm) and read all about it in Headlies!

Botchamania, Wrestling with Wregret, the Blue Meanie, Bill Apter and WrestleCrap Unite to tear apart Eugene, The Greater Power, and the Blonde Bytch!

Super Video Induction Special!

 

Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

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Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

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Headlies: WWE Observes Memorial Day By Remembering Forgotten Angles

6 Submitted by on Mon, 28 May 2018, 08:00
Richmond, VA – In honor of Memorial Day, WWE remembered various wrestling angles that have been forgotten over the years. The entire Raw locker room gathered on stage in front of the live audience. Several Superstars sported black armbands and commemorative shirts with “#ForgottenAngles”. Members of the WWE Universe removed their hats and solemnly bowed their heads. A beautiful tribute Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Eric Bischoff vs. Larry Zybszko – Yes, Kids, THIS Was Bret Hart’s WCW Debut

35 Submitted by on Thu, 24 May 2018, 14:44
WCW, 1997 I’m sure you’ve heard the news. Well, I guess maybe you haven’t, if for instance you’re not following me on Facebook, or on Twitter, or haven’t listened to the latest version of WrestleCrap Radio. Or, I guess, if you somehow can only look at the bottom 80% of your screen. If that’s the case, look up silly. Or Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestling Nobility Attends The Royal Wedding

6 Submitted by on Mon, 21 May 2018, 08:00
  Windsor, UK – The wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle was a fairy tale event complete with all the pomp and circumstance one would expect from royalty. While the ceremony at Windsor Castle featured several celebrities in the crowd such as Oprah, George Clooney, and Serena Williams, multiple aristocrats were there as well. Along with King Vitamin and Continue Reading...
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Induction: King of the Ring for NES – Throne in the garbage

39 Submitted by on Thu, 17 May 2018, 20:00
Video game, 1993 I have to admit that when it comes to video game consoles, I’ve never been an early adopter. Growing up, we always clung to our old systems well past the point when game developers stopped supporting it. We were a Super Nintendo household until Christmas 1997, and resisted upgrading from a Playstation to a Playstation 2 until Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cody Rhodes To Take On “Doink” At All In

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 May 2018, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Wrestling fans were stunned yesterday when Cody Rhodes announced that he would be facing WWF legend Doink The Clown in the main event of All In. All In, an independent wrestling event put together by former WWE star Cody Rhodes, has received incredible amounts of attention. Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Marty Scurll, and Rey Mysterio will Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio: Episode 273!

10 Submitted by on Sun, 13 May 2018, 21:43
Well well well…it seems Eric Bischoff has started a new podcast, and immediately gone on the attack on your old buddy and old pal, RD Reynolds.   RD & Blade Braxton discuss this turn of events in a breaking news version of WrestleCrap Radio – and announce that yes, they will meet Bischoff face to face in Chicago this Labor Day weekend! Again, this Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Women of Wrestling Deadsite – David McClane Forever, Stephanie McMahon Never!

33 Submitted by on Thu, 10 May 2018, 20:00
WOW, 2001 Don’t believe the propaganda. Despite what WWE would tell you, no matter how many times it is said, this woman did NOT invent women’s professional wrestling: She may have invented the worst hair dye job in the history of man back in 2005 (maybe – the more I look at it, I can’t decide if maybe I actually Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mick Foley introduces us to Jim Cornette’s friend

1 Submitted by on Wed, 09 May 2018, 02:00
Crapper LeVar Ravel (The Doctor of Style) writes: When Mankind debuted, he filmed a series of wacked-out vignettes in dark rooms, including one where he spoke to a black rat named George. It turns out George was none other than Jim Cornette’s pet rat. In this audio clip, Cornie reflects on the last days of George. It’s surreal to hear Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kane To Face Impostor Kane In Mayoral Election

7 Submitted by on Mon, 07 May 2018, 08:00
Knox County, TN – The political world was shocked today when WWE Superstar Kane’s opponent for Knox County mayor was revealed to be none other than Impostor Kane. The fake Kane, last seen being unmasked and thrown out of a WWE event in the mid 2000’s, has been quietly campaigning in the area for several months. Hours of door knocking, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Austin and The Undertaker walkie-talkies

5 Submitted by on Fri, 04 May 2018, 02:00
It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Undertaker Walkie Talkies!  Okay, if you’re 6 or 7 Walkie Talkies are always fun to mess around with, but with these it looks like the microphones are pretty close to their crotches… Also, these look like they’d be really hard to hold in your hand when you’re running around. I’d probably end up dropping Continue Reading...
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Induction: The “Kiss Me Arse” Match – I’m here to show the world (my butt)!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 03 May 2018, 20:00
WWE, 2015 When Sheamus made his return after Wrestlemania 31, he broke off in a new direction, turning heel by attacking the beloved Daniel Bryan… …and sporting a new, dumb haircut that fans weren’t shy about ridiculing. Now decidedly a bully, the 6’4” Sheamus targeted the shorter men of WWE whom he felt were, pardon the pun, not in his Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WWF on Family Feud in 1993 – The Ultimate Battle of GOOD VS. EVIL!!!

32 Submitted by on Thu, 26 April 2018, 20:00
Game Show, 1993 WrestleCrap just hit its 18th birthday earlier this month, and during nearly our entire existence we’ve loved inducting game shows featuring pro wrestlers.  Be it Double Dare, Singled Out, or even other episodes of Family Feud, it’s a true passion for us.  I mean seriously, what could be better than watching your in-ring favorites forgo attempting to Continue Reading...
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Induction: Double Dare’s Super-Slop-O-Mania – Still more mature than Punk’d

19 Submitted by on Thu, 26 April 2018, 02:00
Nickelodeon/WWF, 1989 With two former wrestlers like Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan handling announcing duties for years in the WWF, constantly at odds, don’t you find it odd that they never squared off in the ring to settle their differences? Why, Michael Cole was barely a year into his insufferable jerk persona before he and Jerry Lawler had a series Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Rock To Star In ‘Centipede’ Movie

5 Submitted by on Mon, 23 April 2018, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – Following the surprise success of Rampage, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has agreed to start in the new Centipede movie. “The Rock is proud of every movie he’s starred in,” said The Rock. “From Race To Witch Mountain all the way to Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, they’ve all been winners. There’s something special about Rampage, though. The Continue Reading...
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Induction: The 1992 WBF Championship – Posers beware

32 Submitted by on Thu, 19 April 2018, 20:00
Titan Sports, 1992 The World Bodybuilding Federation was Vince McMahon’s ill-advised foray into the sport of bodybuilding. I say, “ill-advised” for a number of reasons. For one, it launched just as former WWF steroid supplier Dr. George Zahorian was standing trial, leading to the WWF’s steroid scandal of the early 90s and McMahon’s indictment on distribution charges. That, and nobody Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Nicholas To Face Necro Butcher At CZW’s Tournament Of Death

6 Submitted by on Mon, 16 April 2018, 08:00
Townsend, DE – The wrestling world was stunned today with the announcement that former WWE tag team champion Nicholas will be taking on the Necro Butcher at CZW’s Tournament of Death. The event, which takes place in an empty field in Delaware, has become famous for extreme acts of violence and mayhem. It is not uncommon for wrestlers to leave Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Thousands Of Fans Wear The Same Bullet Club Shirt To Wrestlemania

5 Submitted by on Mon, 09 April 2018, 08:00
  New Orleans, LA – Fans in attendance for Wrestlemania were shocked and embarrassed to find that thousands of others in attendance were wearing the same exact Bullet Club shirt. “I knew something was wrong when I got on the plane to come here and saw about 30 Bullet Club shirts,” said professional Fortnite player Jeff Slater. “I figured they’d Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ahmed Johnson goes undercover as… something.

6 Submitted by on Fri, 06 April 2018, 02:00
This is an Ahmed Johnson figure from the S.T.O.M.P line where wrestlers had secret jobs as… spies? Secret Agents? I don’t know what Ahmed is really supposed to be, here. With the club (?) and the chainsaw (!) he kind of looks like a deranged farmer. All right, everybody sing along! “Old McJohnson had a farm… BOZO SOUP AND STARS!” Continue Reading...
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