Rhyno may be gone from the WWE, but a newcomer is here to take his place.

Read about your new favorite masked wrestler in Headlies!

Ho Ho Hos…are Splashing Around in Milky Substances for Your Enjoyment!

The Egg Nog Match….INDUCTED!

Which cities are getting their own XFL team?

Get the tables and find out in Headlies!

The match Jack Tunney tried to save us from…

Hogan vs. Warrior II – inducted!

It’s your favorite show of the year – our annual Black Friday spectacular!

Plus wrestling talk.

No, we can’t believe it either!

Who won the battle for Thanksgiving: Raw or Smackdown?

Grab some leftovers and find out in Headlies!

Get ready for Thanksgiving the WrestleCrap way – with the WWF’s New Generation Invading the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!

NEW INDUCTION!

When The Man can’t compete, you send for The Turkey!

Ronda Rousey vs The Gobbledy Gooker?

Read all about it in Headlies!

It’s the insane AWA pilot everyone’s talking about!

Featuring foxy boxing! A live audience!! Slow motion replays!!!

It’s a new induction!!!!

Stephanie McMahon said that WWE could be “as big as Disney.”

Read a brand-new Headlies to find out just how far she’ll go to make it happen!

The legendary War Games goes up in smoke!

NEW INDUCTION!

Hulk Hogan has returned to the WWE and he has a new gimmick, brother! Thanks Crown Jewel!

Grab your sacks of money and read all about it in Headlies.

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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Back to the Future Christmas – Great Scott! This Show Sucks!

23 Submitted by on Sat, 16 December 2017, 08:35
Cartoon, 1992 Note from RD: It’s that time of year again – CHRISTMAS!  As is the tradition around these parts, my last induction of the year prior to Christmas is always a non-wrestling one that focuses on a terrible Christmas movie or TV special.  Take a break from awful wrestling with an awful yule log instead! As I write this, I am Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Babes in Toyland – Georgy Porgie Puddin’ Pie, Shows RD His Cameltoe and Makes Him Cry

12 Submitted by on Fri, 15 December 2017, 08:45
Theatrical Motion Picture, 1986 Special Note from RD: This is yet another trek down memory lane, as I take a look at one of the worst holiday movies ever made. This has nothing to do with wrestling, but in the spirit of the season, I thought it might be fun to cover. If you just want wrestling, hit the back Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Workshop Street Fight: On Don West’s Christmas Wish List: SPANK ACTION!

3 Submitted by on Thu, 14 December 2017, 19:06
TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds Over the years, at times, I’ve felt as though I’m running out of material on this here site. Generally when I feel that way, I then get a flood of requests for things I either a) never saw; b) don’t remember; or more often c) saw, thought “Man that was atrocious and I never ever Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – Yes, This is a Real Movie

9 Submitted by on Thu, 14 December 2017, 19:00
Movie, 1964  Quick Note from RD: As is the tradition ’round these parts this time of year, I take time away from WrestleCrap and delve into the equally amusing and absurd world of HolidayMovieCrap. Enjoy! Ah yes, the holidays are upon us once again. For many, the highlight is waiting to see what’s waiting for themselves under the tree. For Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The TNA Impact VIP package for TV tapings includes a special treat!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 12 December 2017, 17:02
Check out all the stuff you get if you fork over $199 for the VIP ticket package for the January 2018 TNA Impact TV tapings… including the Inagural Impact Mini-Golf Championship where you can presumably play Miniature Golf with either TNA wrestlers, or other fans (or maybe both!). Gos, somebody call “Mr. Hole-In-One” Barry Darsow! TNA needs to sign him, stat! Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Local Independent Wrestler Hospitalized After Slapping His Thighs Too Much

1 Submitted by on Mon, 11 December 2017, 08:00
Nashua, NH – Independent wrestler Johnny Flipz was hospitalized this weekend due to self-inflicted wounds to his thighs. Flipz was competing in the triple-threat main event of New Hampshire Pro Wrestling Syndicate’s annual “Live Free Or Piledrive” event at Sununu Elementary School against “The Mad Millienial” Matt Milbury and Sgt. Biff Flagg when the injury occurred. “I knew something was Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Extreme Wrestlers ring and generic figures play set

2 Submitted by on Fri, 08 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Anthony Cox writes: Just in time for Christmas is this fake Roman Reigns playset complete with Red Pants Jobber guy to make him look STRONG!!!!! I bet his catchphrase is “BELIEVE THIS!” If I was a 10 year old wrestling fan and I got this for Christmas I’d be so disappointed… at first. Then, I’d realize I could use Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Good Santa vs. Bad Santa – Cancel Christmas? How About Raw Instead?

35 Submitted by on Thu, 07 December 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2013 I’m probably setting myself up for a lot of hate mail, but I was talking with a friend the other day about how it feels as though the legendary A Christmas Story is somewhat played out.  Don’t get me wrong, I still love that movie and consider it an all-time classic.  But it’s been aired non-stop for years and Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Needles the Tailor: The Superstars’ Stitch Bitch

5 Submitted by on Tue, 05 December 2017, 09:00
WWF, 1992 Text by Harry Simon It has been said that “clothes make the man.” But what about the man who makes the clothes that makes the man? What’s his story? Well, in the WWF’s case, he was a nervous little fella who talked like an unholy cross between Professor Frink from The Simpsons and every neurotic middle-aged guy in every Woody Allen Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Luchador on Local Indie Show Looks Suspiciously Familiar

0 Submitted by on Mon, 04 December 2017, 08:00
(Today’s Headlie was written by Crapper Seth “Citizen Kane Dewey” Falvo. Thanks Seth!) Mena, AR – Despite being introduced as “a rising star in the underground Mexican wrestling scene” making a one-night only appearance in the United States, many fans in attendance for Saturday night’s Western Arkansas Championship Wrestling (WACW) event felt that promotional newcomer El Ganso Rojo, a luchador Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Of course Japan would sell these wrestling shirts, because Japan.

5 Submitted by on Fri, 01 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Japanese indy wrestling promotion DDT has done a very Japanese thing and released officially licensed Popeye and Monchichi shirts. http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd429 http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd559 http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd561 And for those millennial Wrestlecrappers who don’t know what a Monchichi is… If the really want to be weird, they should have put WrestleCrap’s own Gay Popeye on the shirt! “Well blow me…. down! Continue Reading...
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Induction: Stephanie vs. Vickie – Lie, Cheat, and Puke

33 Submitted by on Thu, 30 November 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2014 It was June 2014, and Vickie Guerrero was approaching the end of her long and unexpectedly successful tenure as an on-screen character and authority figure. Now, I distinctly recall watching in person the previous summer as the McMahons fired Vickie from the Raw GM position. It was one of those oh-so-riveting performance reviews that WWE loves to center Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Impact Wrestling Loses Millions During Black Friday Sale

8 Submitted by on Mon, 27 November 2017, 08:00
Toronto, Canada – While many North American companies reaped the benefits of having Black Friday sales, Impact Wrestling reportedly lost a staggering amount of money. Although a “breakdown in communications” is the company’s official excuse as to why they had such poor and confusing sales, a closed-door meeting among Anthem Sports executives shed light on a litany of issues plaguing Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Not all of The Rock’s shirts were winners…

9 Submitted by on Fri, 24 November 2017, 02:00
INTERIOR- A WWE merchandise development meeting. VINCE: Okay, so The Rock is really popular and we need to come up with some catchy slogans to put on t-shirts! Boys, what do you have? STOOGE #1: Well, he said “Pie” a few times, let’s put that on a shirt! VINCE: Good, good! Anything else? STOOGE #2: How about… “How’s your lips?… ‘Cause Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Rampage (staring The Rock) trailer

0 Submitted by on Wed, 22 November 2017, 02:00
LICENSE TO DESTROY BUILDINGS AND EAT PEOPLE! The Rock Dwayne Johnson stars in “Rampage”- a movie based on the very fun 1980’s arcade game that features a giant Godzilla-like lizard, a King Kong-like giant ape, and a giant  Wolfman destroying buildings! At least the movie seems to know it’s a bunch of silly nonsense and The Rock does too! This should Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The Nasty Boys Invade a Science Center

7 Submitted by on Tue, 21 November 2017, 15:00
WCW, 1995  I admit it: I screwed up. In the middle of working on the editing of the new WrestleCrap Celebrity Roast DVD (which comes with the 2010 WrestleCrap Archive Discs FREE – preorder it here!), I ignored my email completely for over a week. In doing so, I missed this email from Triple Kelly: “Hey Deal! How is everything? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Gobbledy Gooker dances with his new wrestler friends

33 Submitted by on Tue, 21 November 2017, 02:00
By now I’m sure most all of you have seen The Gobbledy Gooker’s infamous debut at Survivor Series 1990 where he hatched from an egg, and square danced with Mean Gene Okerlund to “Turkey In The Straw”. But did you know he appeared in vignettes shortly afterward on WWF Superstars and WWF Challenge? I guess they wanted to get some Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Braun Strowman Invites The Gobbledy Gooker To Thanksgiving

3 Submitted by on Mon, 20 November 2017, 08:00
Houston, TX – After competing in the traditional 5-on-5 Survivor Series Elimination Match, Braun Strowman invited WWE legend the Gobbledy Gooker to Thanksgiving. Over the past few years, the two have struck up an unlikely friendship as the Gooker has taken Strowman under his wings in a mentoring role. “The difference between NXT and the main roster is huge, and Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: The Star Wars Holiday Special – Welcome to the Dark Side

29 Submitted by on Fri, 17 November 2017, 04:00
Television Special, 1978 Note from RD: As you can probably surmise from the title, this has nothing to do with wrestling. But since reviewing bad Christmas movies has become a holiday tradition here at the Crap, I thought there was nothing more appropriate to cover than this stinkbomb from the late 70’s. Enjoy! November 17, 1978 is a date that Continue Reading...
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