I saw this on Lords Of Pain and just had to preserve it here: Earlier we posted a clip of Marcus “Buff” Bagwell appearing on Showtime’s Gigolos show. Bagwell is now working as an escort for the Cowboys4Angels.com website, which partners with the Showtime show. Bagwell’s rates are $800 for two hours, $1,550 for four hours, $3,000 for overnight, $4,500 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WCW Hotline is slightly less expensive than your house
16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 05 March 2014, 02:00 I was browsing through the excellent WCW Worldwide blog and I came across this WCW Hotline ad from a later issue of WCW Magazine. Whoa, it cost $1.69 a minute?! That’s crazy! It says the average call lasts 5 minutes, but let’s assume you’re going to spend at least 10 minutes listening to the hotline because Mark Madden is just that Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Just another trip… to the grocery! Or is it?
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 04 March 2014, 02:20Crapper E-Squared writes: To this day, I still wonder if the people in the store were actual shoppers or hired extras. Either way, this was one of the funniest segments ever and I still laugh about Austin’s final line: “Price check on a jackass.” Oh, I’m pretty sure they were extras and this was shot when the store was actually Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Hold Candlelight Vigil For CM Punk
7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 March 2014, 19:00Chicago, IL – Hundreds of wrestling fans gathered outside the AllState Arena early this afternoon, holding a candlelight vigil for the missing CM Punk. The gathering was led by Punk’s best friend, independent wrestler and aspiring comedian Colt Cabana. “It’s so great to see so many of you here to support my friend, CM Punk, who has been off of Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Joining the WCW Fan Club gets you some cool stuff!
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 03 March 2014, 18:37From the excellent WCW Worldwide blog comes this early 90’s ad from WCW Magazine for the WCW Fan Club. Look at all the goodies you get there- A can kookie! A bumper sticker! A t-shirt! Sign me up!...
Epic Tweets In Wrestling History-3/3/2014
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Someone Bought This: Buff Bagwell looks special. Maybe it’s Maybelline?
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 03 March 2014, 02:00Crapper Micah sent in this t-shirt with a very uh… unique picture of Buff Bagwell. He’s wearing so much foundation that he reminds me of Doink The Clown’s clown white makeup for crying out loud! Seriously, if Buff was wearing any more makeup he’d be a shoe-in finalist on RuPaul’s Drag Race. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that). Even Johnny Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Meet The Tazmaniac!
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 02 March 2014, 18:00Crapper Paul S. writes: Well all know Tazz as the street tough “Human Suplex Machine” from ECW or the perpetually bored announcer from TNA but not that many people have seen Taz’s original gimmick the Tazmaniac: a facepainted caveman in a neon orange Tarzan costume! While Tazmaniac stay in USWA would make his way up to ECW (which was at Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Taylor Swift and Sid Vicious- together at last.
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 02 March 2014, 02:14Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: I tell you, Sid improves the song tremendously. And to think, we have Goldberg to thank for it… Oh yeah, and check out Sid’s boffo acting skills, there! He should’ve at least been nominated for an Emmy that year. I like how he jumped up and down near his crushed car in a rage much like Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: 10 WCW Figures You Never Knew Existed
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 01 March 2014, 17:00Bryan over at the WCW Worldwide blog has an article up about 10 WCW Figures You Never Knew Existed that’ s really cool! What were they thinking?!...
Epic Tweets In Wrestling History-3/1/2014
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Someone Bought This: Jeff Hardy Creature inside-out face paint shirt
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 01 March 2014, 06:56Crapper Paul S. found this… uh… unique Jeff Hardy shirt and writes: “Ask me about my creature?” What’s that supposed to mean. Wait you mean it folds inside out? Why would you want to… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! GAH!!! So it’s a shirt you can flip inside-out to make a mask out of it? Who would wear something like that except for maybe Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Iron Sheik’s rarely seen cartoon has been found!
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 01 March 2014, 02:15Crapper Brad Archibald writes: Not sure if this one was on here yet, but I immediately thought of Wrestlecrap when I saw it: “The Iron Sheik’s Fack ‘N Bullshit!” Ha! Okay, this falls squarely into the category of “simple and stupid, but it still makes me laugh anyway”....
Headlies: Fan Cancels Network Subscription After Learning “1 Night In China” Not Available
8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 28 February 2014, 08:00Oshkosh, WI – 24 year-old wrestling fan Danny Burnett has decided to cancel his subscription to the WWE Network after discovering that the streaming website would not be providing “1 Night in China”. The amateur pornographic film stars former WWE stars Joanie Laurer aka Chyna and Sean Waltman aka X-Pac aka 1-2-3 Kid aka Syxx aka Syxx-Pac aka The Lightning Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Whose WrestleCrap Is It, Anyway?
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 28 February 2014, 02:14Crapper Shane Kotlyar sent in this clip of a clip (got that?) of a WCW match used on “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” in the Newsflash game. What’s funny is the “I have no idea what’s going on!” line would’ve been just as applicable if he’d been watching WCW at the time…...
Induction: The Return of Virgil – Who? Mike Jones!
36 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 27 February 2014, 21:00WWE, 2010 Ever since “The Wrestler” hit theaters in 2009, a lot of past-their prime superstars have been pegged as “The Wrestler in real life”: a former big name now living in the past and struggling with addiction or financial despair. Ric Flair, Scott Hall, Jake Roberts, and many others have been given that dubious distinction. One scene in that Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan finds a hot date to take to his restaurant
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 27 February 2014, 11:14You know, between this commercial, and this other commercial featuring Jimmy Hart that we’ve featured in the past; I’m really starting to wonder some things about The Mouth Of The South… CrossDressingJimmyHart.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! But if it is, I really don’t want to know… On the plus side, Jimmy is probably a more interesting and smarter date Continue Reading...
Epic Tweets In Wrestling History-2/27/2014
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It Came From YouTube: Sting’s mighty guard bird leaves Eric Bischoff immobile
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 27 February 2014, 02:15Crapper WrestleJam sent in this clip of Bryan And Vinny recapping Sting and how his amazing Guard Bird managed to terrify Eric Bischoff to the point where he could not budge an inch and thus could not leave his office. Apparently, Eric had not previously been aware…...
The 50 Greatest WrestleMania Matches Ever (UPDATED 2014)
20 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 26 February 2014, 15:56I decided to post, for Our Loyal Crappers, my list of the fifty greatest WrestleMania matches ever. Even if I don’t always agree with your arguments, I do love to see the debate you guys create, and I imagine there will be some from this listing here. This covers nearly three decades of epics and time-tested battles. Any and all Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Brock Lesnar Vs. Torrie Wilson in what kind of match?!
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 26 February 2014, 13:03Crapper E-Squared writes: The thing that always got me about this commercial is how on earth is a guy supposed to compete in a “bra and panties” match, with a woman at that. I really would not want to know if he is already in his wrestling attire. 😉 Other than that, I think the standout part of this commercial Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Kayfabe Commentaries determine the crappiest gimmick in an all new DVD release! See a preview!
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 25 February 2014, 13:00Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: Sean Oliver and the boys at Kayfabe Commentaries have released their teaser trailer pertaining to a new DVD: Wrestling’s most Crappy Gimmicks I wouldn’t be posting this if I didn’t find out that the masterminds at Wrestlecrap.com sent them the 20 crappiest gimmicks of all time, for fans to vote on and wrestlers to react to. Continue Reading...
The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 2/24
10 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 25 February 2014, 02:08Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: Justin Henry...
It Came From YouTube: The Fabulous 3birds are here!
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 25 February 2014, 02:05Crapper Louis Izzo writes: I guess 3MB have graduated from jobbing on a nightly basis to Los Matadores to dressing up with new personas. The highlight so far: The Fabulous 3Birds. Unfortunately, this was cut from Smackdown, possibly because Michael Cole fails at life and can’t even identify Drew McIntyre is Terry Gordy and Jinder Mahal is Jimmy Jam Garvin Continue Reading...
Epic Tweets In Wrestling History-2/24/2014
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Someone Bought This: Lots of WCW and WWE Thumb Wrestling toys
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 24 February 2014, 02:00Crapper Micah writes: You know why this commercial is only 30 seconds long? Because that’s exactly how long you could have fun with these. Yeah… “Hey kids, stick your thumb right up Hulk Hogan’s poop chute!”. HulkHogansPoopChute.com is in fact not taken (quick, someone grab that domain!). I don’t remember thumb wrestling being some kind of really popular thing we Continue Reading...
WINNER ANNOUNCED! CONTEST: What will be YOUR First Search on the WWE Network?
155 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 23 February 2014, 22:28 Congrats to our winner – Ahmer! More contests to come, kids – stay tuned!!! Simple contest! WWE Network is launching in the next 24 hours…what is the first thing you’ll search for? Post your answer below, and I’ll pick my favorite and give them FREE WrestleCrap Archive access! It’s really that simple, so have at it, won’t you? Continue Reading...