Crapper Nick Mancuso says… I think this would fit right into the It Came From Youtube section of Wrestlecrap…. the added useless presence of Jimmy Hart makes it all the better… Just when I think I’ve seen every stupid thing Hulk Hogan has done, you Crappers surprise me with stuff like this… I get the impression that this is probably Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan is the right gay at the wrong time… or something.
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 August 2013, 14:46Cut! Take #2! Why couldn’t they just re-shoot the entire promo from the beginning?...
Induction: Rodman Down Under: No matter the hemisphere, crap still flushes the same way.
22 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 29 August 2013, 20:00Independent PPV, 2000 The term, “terrible” is all relative. For example, last week, I inducted Jerry Lawler vs. Roddy Piper, a terrible match with no business headlining a “New Generation” card on a major pay-per-view. If, however, the same match had been put on an independent DVD sold for $1 on the Wal-Mart bargain shelf, then it wouldn’t have been Continue Reading...
RD is in Amsterdam, minutes from the Red Light District and, ahem, ‘Coffee Shops’. So what does he do? If you guessed sat in his hotel room and had an HOUR LONG conversation about the worst potato chips known to man with Blade Braxton, step up and claim your Crappy Prize! ...
Someone Bought This: TNA wants how much for an X-Division Championship belt?
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 29 August 2013, 17:44That’s a nice X-Division Championship belt, isn’t it? Do you know how much TNA wants for it? $2000! You think I’m joking? Now, to be fair; it looks like the belt isn’t just a “replica” belt, but an actual copy of the real X-Division title made from the same materials as the real deal (no, not The Real Deal- nobody Continue Reading...
GREATEST SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS EVER!!!!! LOST BEAR FOUND!
39 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 29 August 2013, 13:00Months ago, I got the following message regarding a Someone Bought This we had done: “I looked up WWE Valentine plush bearon Google, and it lead me to your website. Then I saw it, the exact bear that my 4yr old daughter lost during hurricane Sandy. She has had that bear since she was an infant. My heart breaks every time Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Where Are They Now: Charlie Minn!
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 29 August 2013, 00:00I’ve got one last bit of Charlie Minn goodness for you all! Crapper Jim Shea writes: I guess let’s keep the train rolling and I hereby dub this week “It Came From YouTube: Charlie Minn Week”. In case if you’re wondering what the crazy Asian has been doing recently, he had a gig with Action News 19 as their sports Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: What Hulk Hogan needs to fix TNA
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 August 2013, 16:58So, what does Hulk Hogan think TNA needs? Unlimited resources! Endless noney flowing in from a new Ted Turner billionaire type. Yeah, thanks Hulk. That’s very realistic and likely to happen. That’s like when you were a kid, and Christmas was a month away. Your parents asked you what you wanted, and you just went through the Sears Wishbook and Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Injured Sin Cara figure comes with arm sling
16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 August 2013, 13:54Crapper Brian Zacher sent this in. Does include arm sling as pictured (but sadly, no crown). Poor, poor Sin Cara… People have asked me if this is legit. Yes, it’s real and you can get yours right here on Amazon and help support WrestleCrap at the same time....
It Came From YouTube: Body Slam! Super Pro Wrestling video game has a great roster of fake wrestlers
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 August 2013, 13:11Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of “Body Slam! Super Pro Wrestling” on the Intellivision. I’m mostly posting it because I just love the names of the wrestlers on the game’s roster. The game is apparently surprisingly good with some pretty innovative gameplay, despite the wrestlers looking like they came out of Nickelodeon’s “Doug” cartoon....
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It Came From YouTube: Bret Hart appreciates El Dandy
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 August 2013, 00:00One of the most memorable promos of all time for all the wrong reasons. WCW United States Champion Bret Hart picks who he wants to wrestle him for a title shot. “Who are you to doubt El Dandy?” indeed. I’ve never heard someone refer to another person as a “Jam-up guy” before but I like that! I’ll have to start Continue Reading...
Headlies: No One In The Back Wants To Help CM Punk
4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Tue, 27 August 2013, 19:00Phoenix, AZ – During a vicious beatdown at the hands of Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel, it became abundantly clear that no one in the back wants to help CM Punk. As the assault on the handcuffed CM Punk continued on live television for several agonizing minutes, no one from the locker room deemed it necessary to come out and Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross demonstrates his “angry face” (Jim is awesome).
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 27 August 2013, 10:26Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: I had to post this, but not so much for the controversy. I did it for J.R.’s opening, especially at the 45 second mark. Funny stuff. Thought of R.D. and Blade with it. Thankfully, the channel has the rest of the symposium if you’d like the rest. See; that is funny but it mostly just makes Continue Reading...
The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 8/26/13
19 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 27 August 2013, 00:21Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: Justin Henry Send all love, criticism, and vitriol to Justin Henry!...
It Came From YouTube: It’s “The Final Countdown” to Ric Flair Vs. Ricky Steamboat at WrestleWar ’89!
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 27 August 2013, 00:00Crapper Paul S. writes: Ric Flair and Ricky Steamboat are preparing for the final battle of one of the most epic feuds in wrestling history and Turner actually released a special edition of Europe’s “The Final Countdown” music video to hype it. So cheesy yet so awesome at the same time… And I thought the song couldn’t get any more Continue Reading...
Attention Loyal Crappers, After some careful consideration this past week, as well as consultation with RD Reynolds himself, I have made the decision to end the Power Crappings for the foreseeable future. The straw that broke the camel’s back, as you may be able to surmise, was the SummerSlam ending being a point of contention among the normal votership. Even Continue Reading...
Headlies: Daniel Bryan Changes His Catchphrase to ‘Maybe!’
6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 August 2013, 08:00Aberdeen, WA – WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan has changed his definitive catchphrase of “Yes!” to a more neutral chant of “Maybe!” Following the loss of the WWE Championship to Randy Orton mere seconds after defeating John Cena, the volatile Bryan has gone into a mode of self-reflection and introspection. “Despite my years of dominating on the independent scene, I’ve come Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Lego Wrestler (and a lumberjack, too!)
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 25 August 2013, 21:13Crapper Scott Lowry sent this in and writes: You will dig this. Fisher Price toys has this line called Imaginext which is basically the modern version of the Adventure People line from the 70’s-80’s. It includes pirates, knights, ninjas, DC superheroes and Spongebob Squarepants. They just came out with blind-bag Imaginext figures that are generally pretty cool, but don’t exactly Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Razor Ramon Teddy Bear (plus even more Charlie Minn-sanity!)
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 25 August 2013, 16:14This is a two-for-one post- An It Came From YouTube and Someone Bought This all rolled into one! So, since Charlie Minn seems to be such a big hit with you Crappers; I went on YouTube looking for more of him to brighten your day, and here he is! He’s promoting a 1994 Live Event at Madison Square Garden and Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Charlie Minn is insane (but at least he’s wearing a spiffy shirt)
19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 25 August 2013, 00:00Short-lived WWF interview guy Charlie Minn goes insane on WWF “Action Zone” and plugs the 1994 Survivor Series and a Survivor Series t-shirt (I like the shirt!). Charlie didn’t last very long in the WWF and it’s not hard to see why. ...
It Came From YouTube: Rey Misterio Senior stars in WrestleManiac!
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:00Crapper John Matrix writes: Rey Misterio (the other one) terrorizes some dopey amateur film-makers in this wannabe slasher flick set in Mexico. Looks really lame, but at least the movie has a great title. For additional entertainment, a lengthy review is also available: That looks great! Thanks, John!...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan used to be a fatty boombalatty when he was a little dude
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:00Hulk Hogan tells us all about how he used to be a fat kid in this Nickelodeon special from the early 90’s. But thanks to the help of steroids.. erm.. I mean “hard work”, he transformed his body and gained self-esteem in the process (Awww!). You can read the induction for this video in The WrestleCrap Archives!...
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It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Fink is here courtesy of Chris Jericho!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 August 2013, 20:48Crapper Logan Harding writes: This happened around the time Y2J made his debut for the company. I guess him getting Fink to act like the Warrior is supposed to prove….something. I thought Fink was hilarious in this! Kudos to him for going through with it. Destrucity flows through The Fink like water through the mighty river! Thanks, Logan!...
It Came From YouTube: Nikki Bella wants to bite John Cena’s butt
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 August 2013, 20:10No, really! Watch this video clip from Total Divas and listen to Nikki say it for yourself. Eww… Somebody get that poor girl a sandwich if she’s that hungry… May I suggest a nice Arby’s Roast Beef with Horsey Sauce? We get it. They’re hot for each other, and Nikki wants him. But did she really need to tell us Continue Reading...
Induction: Piper vs. Lawler: No promotion in the world would dare pass this off as “The New Generation.” Well, maybe AWA.
32 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 22 August 2013, 20:00WWF, 1994 It’s no secret that I’m a big fan of the late Art Donovan’s classic terrible commentary at King of the Ring 1994. Given my pen name (based on Gorilla Monsoon’s botched introduction that evening) and my blog entitled, “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?”, it should come as no surprise that Harry Simon’s induction of Art Donovan at Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Vince McMahon rips on a jobber he says “could be wrapped in a Glad bag”.
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:48Crapper Surfer Sandman writes: I just want to submit the following Youtube video of what is probably Vince McMahon’s most hilarious commentary on a match. Also features Bruno Sammartino on commentary. Let me know if you’re interested. This site has a transcript of the video as well. Wow! Vince was really kind of being a jerk to the poor guy. Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Guys- Hulk Hogan is interested in your sex life- and your prostate!
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:41Paul over at Infomercial Hell covers two print ads Hulk Hogan did for an erectile disfunction pill, and a prostate health pill. I’ll let Paul talk about the ads themselves. All I will add is that while prostate health is certainly important, it sure is weird seeing Hulk Hogan interested in mine… Maybe he can loan Angry Jim some of Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Curse Of The Wolf featuring Lanny Poffo and The Blue Meanie
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 20 August 2013, 14:40Crapper Steve writes: if you’re interested, here’s a trailer for a B horror movie called Curse of the Wolf featuring The Blue Meanie. Lanny Poffo is in this too but doesn’t appear to be in the trailer. Lanny Poffo in a horror movie! How awesome is that? Thanks, Steve!...