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It Came From YouTube: Mean Gene Okerlund has sticky goo on his hand! Do we want to know how that happened?!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 20 November 2013, 23:18
Right smack dab in the middle of his feud with The Ultimate Warrior, Papa Shango decides to put a voodoo curse on Mean Gene Oklerlund that causes mysterious black goo to pour out of his sleeve and onto his hand- I was half expecting Jed Clampett to show up “shootin’ at some crude. Oil, that is! Black gold! Texas tea!”. He Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW Backstage Assault- one of the worst wrestling video games of all time.

23 Submitted by on Mon, 18 November 2013, 04:06
This is Joe Gagne’s review of WCW Backstage Assault for the Sony Playstation (it was also released for the Nintendo 64). A WCW wrestling game that takes places entirely backstage… so there’s no actual ring for you to wrestle in in this wrestling game. Brilliant! Check out the oddball roster choices Joe helpfully outlines for us. If you ever wanted Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie is completely useless.

17 Submitted by on Sun, 17 November 2013, 02:48
Now is your chance to own this Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie! It comes complete with “Stone Cold” logo, “Whoop-Ass 101” (I hear Nathaniel did surprisingly well in that class), and for reasons that escape me; random dots in case Pac-Man comes around and wants a light snack. Let’s take a closer look… What I really want to know is Continue Reading...
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Coming Thanksgiving Night, November 28: The WrestleCrap Survivor Series!

65 Submitted by on Fri, 15 November 2013, 16:10
(Assistance with graphics provided by the wonderful and talented Catherine Perez) This Thanksgiving, after you’ve split the wishbone, settle in with the family and check out the superstars of WrestleCrap in a traditional Survivor Series event! Teams of four enter the squared circle, and battle it out in the ultimate test of survival! The WWE gimmick department comes under fire Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Corporate Kane’s First Day At The Office

18 Submitted by on Fri, 15 November 2013, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Corporate Kane spent the first day as WWE’s new Director of Operations getting acclimated to working in the corporate world of professional wrestling. Formerly known as The Big Red Monster, Kane woke at 6:30am to prepare for his first day at Titan Towers. After a quick shower and shave, Kane put on his freshly-pressed Jos A. Bank Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Wheel Of Dixie

12 Submitted by on Thu, 14 November 2013, 21:24
“Wheel of Dixie, turn turn turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!”. “Lesson #27: Dixie shouldn’t be allowed to do these promos because she has all the personality and acting skills of Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s 2×4″. (With sincere apologies to Yakko, Wakko and Dot)....
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Someone Bought This: WCW Thunder video game for the Sony Playstation

38 Submitted by on Wed, 13 November 2013, 00:00
“WCW Thunder” was released for the Sony Playstation in 1998. It is widely considered one of the worst wrestling games of all time. Its only notable feature are the rants the wrestlers give on the wrestler selection screen: Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of it that sums up the problems nicely. Did any of you Crappers own or play this game? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling cartoon episode

6 Submitted by on Tue, 12 November 2013, 00:00
Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling was a cartoon that aired for two seasons from 1985 to 1987 on CBS. It featured many WWF Superstars of the era including Hulk Hogan himself. None of the wrestlers provided their own voices for the animated segments and they sound nothing like the actual wrestlers. Well, “Hulk Hogan” sounds a little like him, I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Rock challenges a former WrestleCrap contributor

2 Submitted by on Mon, 11 November 2013, 09:15
From Winter of 1997, The Rock challenges former WrestleCrap contributor Bill Apter (oh yeah, and I guess you’d know him for his work on Pro Wrestling Illustrated magazine and on 1Wrestling.com…) for Bill’s Office Championship belt. Pfft! Oh, please. Sure, The Rock will trash talk Bill who isn’t a wrestler, but he’d never be brave enough to challenge a couple of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Ted DiBiase has The Undertaker… or does he?

7 Submitted by on Sun, 10 November 2013, 02:41
Ted DiBiase introduces The (fake) Undertaker on Shawn Michaels’ Heartbreak Hotel complete with overdubbed voice provided by the (real) Undertaker. As dumb as this whole Undertaker vs. Undertaker angle was, you have to admit that Brian Lee worked really hard to get The Undertaker’s mannerisms and move set down. And how can you not love Shawn’s Heartbreak Hotel interview set?...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Right Guard print ad

9 Submitted by on Fri, 08 November 2013, 16:41
We’ve covered Hulk’s Right Guard commercial before but now you can own this print ad for the deodorant that probably ran in WWF Magazines in 1992. The Amazon listing says it’s a “Unique Gift”. Indeed it is! Why not buy it for yourself or a fellow wrestling fan and help support WrestleCrap in the process? You could even frame it and hang it Continue Reading...
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WWE2K14 Presents: 30 Years of WrestleCrap, Part III!

19 Submitted by on Fri, 08 November 2013, 12:24
Previous installments Part I (I-X) Part II (XI-XX) WRESTLEMANIA XXI -Looser Than a Louisiana Ring Rat Challenge: Rey Mysterio’s mask was designed for somebody with a cranium three sizes larger than his. This was apparent when he had to slow down several times during his opener with Eddie Guerrero to adjust his trademark hood. The halts ruined what could have Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Low Attendance Reported For Vader’s “White Castle Of Fear” Halloween Party

11 Submitted by on Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:00
Somewhere in the Rocky Mountains, CO – Last week, former WCW and WWE star Big Van Vader hosted his annual Halloween party at his White Castle of Fear. Unfortunately, the turnout was much lower than he had expected. “I don’t understand it,” barked Vader. “I must’ve sent out like a hundred of these invitations and there’s only a handful of Continue Reading...
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