As God As My Witness…I Thought Turkeys Could Convince Wrestling Fans to Pay $2 a Minute.

We’re calling Captain Lou’s Hotline in a NEW Induction!

Mr. Brell is back and the entertainment world will never be the same.

Get ready to “Rip ‘Em” in an all-new Headlie!

Time to vote for the very worst of the very worst!

The 2021 Gooker Nominees are here!

Where in the world is Julia Hart?

We try to unravel this mystery in Headlies!

A new contender is heating up the ratings war.

Things are really starting to cook in Headlies!

Our Annual Christmas Induction is Here!

The Munsters Scary Little Drug Fueled Christmas!

Written by Ed Ferrara…Inducted by RD Reynolds!

All those horrible Christmas movies we’ve inducted over the years!

They’re all HERE!

Get to clicking!

What a reversal!

Hook is now Time’s Person Of The Year!

Read all about it in Headlies!

Mick Foley and Santa Claus –

Good Friends, Better Enemies!

New induction!

Home is where the heart is.

Too bad MJF doesn’t have a heart.

We’re heading to “Strong” Island in Headlies!

After you read this, you too will need a Bruno Sammartini!

The WWE Cookbook…INDUCTED!

Why is Cody Rhodes having extreme matches?

Find out what Brandi is up to in Headlies!

We cover WWE’s Scotty Goldman like a schmeer of Nova cream cheese covers a poppy-seed bagel.

 

Their words, not ours. 

New induction!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This Classic: Big Bossman Laundry Bag

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Big Bossman Laundry Bag From Fellow Crapper Mills Madness: “Ray Traylor as the guardian angel of your soiled linens? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the officially licensed Big Boss Man laundry bag. Whomever purchased this should be servin’ hard time.” RD: As sad as I was about the passing of Ray Traylor, I can sleep better at night Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sorry Hasbro, but Virgil is not Sid Justice

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After seeing the Someone Bought This with the Sid Justice pillow case and Virgil shirt, Crapper Jerrold posted a link in the comments section to this eBay auction for a Hasbro error card with Sid Justice packaging, but a Virgil figure.  Yes, it’s Virgil Justice! Jerrold wrote: Best of both worlds! Indeed! And how much is the seller asking for this Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: Nasty Ned Brady

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Note from Blade: A look back at one of Mick Foley’s infamous WCW tag-team partners, with candid comments from Cactus Jack himself. Last week, we took a look back to Cactus Jack’s first appearance in WCW, and the total disaster of a time he had with his Jobber Of The Week partner, Rick Fargo. Despite being 100% disappointed and completely Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Brawl unreleased fighting video game with deformed wrestlers!

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Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: Today on a few video game sites I follow, news leaked about a game that was planned and announced in 2012 called WWE Brawl that never came to light. The concept designs, created by artist Rich Lyons, were created for the start of the 2011 WWE fighter WWE Brawl and he posted them briefly online. Two Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA baby bibs for boys and girls feature lowered expectations from parents

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TNA is selling bibs for boys that say “Future World Champ” and for girls that say “Future Knockout”. Aren’t parents supposed to aspire for their kids to do things they can be proud of?! What kind of terrible father watches TNA Impact and thinks “Yes, I want my sweet little baby girl to grow up and wear skimpy clothing and wrestle terrible matches for Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Bleeps, Bloopers, and Bodyslams – You’ll Laugh! You’ll Cry! Well, You’ll Cry for Sure…

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WWF Video Tape, 1994 As much as I’ve bitched about WWE recently, I have to give their video department a heck of a lot of credit. Think about it – how many ***** DVDs has this company released in the past couple of years? We’ve been graced by awesome DVD sets that have covered the careers of Shawn Michaels, Mick Continue Reading...
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Headlies: CM Punk Drops Surprise ‘Pipe Bomb’ During Money In The Bank

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Rosemont, IL – To the surprise of the wrestling world, CM Punk made an unexpected appearance two weeks ago, dropping a “pipe bomb” promo during the Money In The Bank pay-per-view special event. Punk, who abruptly left the WWE in January, was greeted by deafening chants of “CM Punk” by the crowd as he sat and looked straight ahead. He Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Celebrate Free Slurpee Day with this Hulk Hogan Mustache Slurpee Straw

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Crapper Matthew Hunt sent this in to the WrestleCrap Facebook page and writes: Whatcha gonna do when this Hulk Hogan Slurpee straw runs wild on you? Someone (me) bought this. Yes Crappers, it’s July 11th, or 7-11 which means it’s Free Slurpee Day at your local 7-Eleven convenience store! Go get your free Slurpee TODAY! You can really taste the chutney! Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ric Flair recognized as 21-time world champion

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Ever since John Cena began his 15th world title reign after winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at June 29th’s Money in the Bank pay-per-view, the wrestling world has been abuzz with speculation that The Champ will surpass Ric Flair’s record in short order. Fortunately, traditionalists have no reason to fear Cena breaking Flair’s long-standing record of 16 world title Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Man They Call “Sunglasses”!

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Say Hello to “Sunglasses”. That’s his name! Well, I assume it is, since that’s the only thing approaching a proper name on the package. Actually, this is a weird bootleg of the Sabu figure from the ECW Toymakers line, packaged together with a pair of cheap sunglasses. At least you’ll have U.V protection as you wear your awesome shades on Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Michelle McCool Loves Life: Happiness is Apparently a Pair of Shorts Jammed in Your Rectum. Who Knew?

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WWE, 2007 This may be a first. I’m not sure I’ve ever inducted something for the sheer reason of being nothing more than totally and completely pointless. What I am about to write about wasn’t neccessarily bad. It wasn’t offensive. It didn’t hurt business. It didn’t make me want to shove my fist through the screen. Those are generally the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Mojo Rawley Celebrates The Fourth of July

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Alexandria, VA – Current NXT Superstar Mojo Rawley celebrated the 4th of July in his typical “hyped” fashion. Rawley awoke at dawn and immediately said both the Pledge of Allegiance and the Star-Spangled Banner while staring unblinkingly at himself in the mirror. Satisfied, Rawley had his usual breakfast of orange juice, Jolt Cola, 5-Hour Energy, raw coffee beans, 2 cinnamon Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Battle for the Letter T – Nitro Collides with Sesame Street!!

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WCW 2000 In the last 18 months or so of WCW’s existence, there wasn’t much to cheer about.  The company had become such a mess…man.  Despite the fact I’ve written a book about it (TWICE – pick up the new version here!), when I start writing an induction like this, even I, RD Reynolds, master of matter wrestling disasters, am Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Lex Luger’s patriotic pillow!

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The latest episode of WWE Warehouse brings us four patriotic things, including a U.S flag themed throw pillow from Lex Luger’s Lex Express bus! We even get footage of Lex resting his weary America-loving head upon the pillow, catching a quick nap before he’s off to shake babies and kiss hands. Wait.. Strike that! Reverse it! Anyway, I’m with Joey- Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: The Jesse Ventura Story – Never Let the Truth Get In the Way of a Good Story

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Made for TV Movie, 1999 Of all the shocking events that have transpired in wrestling over the past few years, none have grabbed the mainstream media’s attention like Jesse Ventura’s rise in politics. Obviously with good reason – while us smarks like to get all worked up about the closing of WCW or the various deaths that have been associated Continue Reading...
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