No, it’s not Jim Neidhart (despite the similarities). It’s the terrifying masked heel Pooh The Punisher! I found this Pooh The Punisher bean bag toy (okay, so that’s just the name I gave his gimmick) and could only come to one obvious conclusion… He must be the founding member of the Pooh World Order. Hey, all that honey isn’t going to pay Continue Reading...
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Induction: Under The Mat – Even Clarence Mason couldn’t defend Diana’s book in court
49 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 24 July 2014, 20:00
Fenn Publishing, 2001 When a wrestling fan hears the book title, Under The Mat, he or she (probably he) most likely assumes it to be about the shenanigans that happen when wrestlers hide beneath the ring to do surprise run-ins. One might expect to hear funny stories about the time the nWo’s toilet bucket tipped over during a show and Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Mad Magazine’s WWF Magazine cover parody from 1987 manages to predict the WWF future correctly!
21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 24 July 2014, 02:00Straight from Doug Gilford’s Mad Cover Site here is the back cover to Mad Magazine Issue #272 from July of 1987 featuring Harold “The Killer Accountant”. That’s a full four years before Mike Rotunda came into the WWF with the very similar I.R.S “evil Taxman” gimmick! Do you suppose someone in WWF Creative was a Mad Magazine fan in the late Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: This Barry Horowitz trading card is a true collectable!
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 23 July 2014, 02:00From the 1990 Classic WWF trading card series comes this Barry Horowitz card. Remember, this was a full 5 years before he actually got a push from beating Skip. You Crappers know how much I love Barry (we’ve even featured his t-shirt in a past Someone Bought This!), but man; if I had gotten this card from some kid in Continue Reading...
Note from Blade: First jobber we ever profiled and arguably one of the greatest. Before I made my selection on who would be the first ever Wrestlecrap Jobber Of The Week, I had to be sure my candidate had the right qualifications, so I pulled out my handy guidebook “Requirements To Be A Preliminary Wrestler In The 80’s-WWF Version.” Lets Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: M-I-C… K-E-Y. Why? Because he’s a wrestling fan!
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 22 July 2014, 02:00This special It Came From YouTube goes out to long-time Crapper Randall B., the biggest Disney fanatic on the face of the Earth! I just found this Mickey Mouse cartoon called “Tapped Out” that you Crappers must see! Here’s an alternative YouTube link for it: Without spoiling the cartoon, all I’ll say is that Mickey is one very lucky rodent! Of Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: “Free For All”? Well, you get what you pay for…
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 21 July 2014, 02:00In the mid-90’s, the WWF would air a free match on the Pay-Per-View channel before a Pay-Per-View would start, to entice you to buy the event. They called these free matches “Free For All”. Get it? ‘Cause they were free… for all! What they often were not, were very good matches. This VHS tape put out by Coliseum Home Video Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: Family Matters with the Bushwackers – Cousin Luke, Cousin Butch, and Cousin URKEL??!!
25 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 20 July 2014, 15:00
Television Show, 1994 Text by Triple Kelly One of the most popular sitcoms of the 90s was a snazzy little series called Family Matters. The character of Harriette Winslow originally appeared on Perfect Strangers as the elevator operator of Larry and Balki’s at the Chicago Chronicle, which in those days…and probably now, was enough for ABC Network to greenlight a spin-off for Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Scott Steiner knows how to have a good time on the job
16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 20 July 2014, 02:00The only way this clip could possibly be any better is if Scott was on a Pogo Bal (which they still make!) instead of a Pogo Stick. Those things are awesome! I kind of want to buy one, now....
Someone Bought This: His Highness King Duggan immortalized on the cover of WWF Magazine
20 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 19 July 2014, 02:00On May 13th, 1989 “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan defeated Haku (who would no longer come with crown) to become the true King of the WWF! WWF Magazine celebrated this a few months later by putting Good King Duggan on the cover of the September 1989 issue! As Mr. B. Natural would say; “He’s a Happy King!”. He looks like the kind Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross commentates on Video Games Volume 3
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 July 2014, 20:44Crapper Chris Sizemore writes: Ok, I hope I’m not the only one that finds these Jim Ross video game videos hilarious. If so, I guess my sense of humor is still warped. But regardless, here’s the third installment. WWE Commentary (Jim Ross) on Video Games. Okay, after posting Part 1 and Part 2, this is the last one I’m going Continue Reading...
Headlies: Jim Cornette Slaps Santino For Breaking Character During Retirement Speech
10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 18 July 2014, 08:00Louisville, KY – During a live event at Freedom Hall in Louisville, WWE Superstar and former Intercontinental Champion Santino Marella announced his retirement to the local crowd. Forgoing his usual Italian accent and comedic walk, Marella addressed the crowd in a serious manner, mentioning his various neck injuries. The heartfelt speech was interrupted by former WWE, NWA, TNA, ROH, and Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The stupid cover of the Top 50 WCW Incidents DVD/Blu-Ray.
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 July 2014, 02:00 Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog had a pretty funny comment about the cover of the upcoming “OMG! The Top 50 Incidents In WCW History” DVD/Blu-Ray… Pretty amazing that a release all about the most shocking events that took place in World Championship Wrestling would have two McMahons on the cover. You can view the contents of the DVD/Blu-Ray Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Chavo Guerrero, Amway Salesman – Look What Winning a WCW Battle Royal Will Do For You!!
36 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 17 July 2014, 20:00
WCW, 1999-2000 I never need anything ever again. No food. No sleep. No gifts. A kind young lad has sent me a hard drive with the entire run of WCW Thunder. Now I’ve watched all that before live, saw lots of it again as Bryan and I wrote both Death of WCWs (and yes, this is where I ask you to Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross calls the action in the Transformers movies!
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 17 July 2014, 02:00Crapper Brian Jacobs writes; Got this passed along to me as well to have Jim Ross call and ‘explain’ the Live-Action Transformers movies. Now if only JR could make Shia Leboeuf and Megan Fox passable in acting…ok about as much an impossibility as Brazil had coming back against the Germans in World Cup play....
Someone Bought This Classic: Big Bossman Laundry Bag
16 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 16 July 2014, 15:00Big Bossman Laundry Bag From Fellow Crapper Mills Madness: “Ray Traylor as the guardian angel of your soiled linens? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the officially licensed Big Boss Man laundry bag. Whomever purchased this should be servin’ hard time.” RD: As sad as I was about the passing of Ray Traylor, I can sleep better at night Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Sorry Hasbro, but Virgil is not Sid Justice
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 16 July 2014, 10:41After seeing the Someone Bought This with the Sid Justice pillow case and Virgil shirt, Crapper Jerrold posted a link in the comments section to this eBay auction for a Hasbro error card with Sid Justice packaging, but a Virgil figure. Yes, it’s Virgil Justice! Jerrold wrote: Best of both worlds! Indeed! And how much is the seller asking for this Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Sid’s great Bash At The Beach promo
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 16 July 2014, 02:00Bryan at The WCW Worldwide Blog posted this awesome Sid promo filmed by a local TV station for Bash At The Beach ’93! I love Sid’s promos because he (usually) alternates between whispering, and yelling! Plus, when he yells he always looks like he’s in desperate need of more fiber in his diet....
Note from Blade: A look back at one of Mick Foley’s infamous WCW tag-team partners, with candid comments from Cactus Jack himself. Last week, we took a look back to Cactus Jack’s first appearance in WCW, and the total disaster of a time he had with his Jobber Of The Week partner, Rick Fargo. Despite being 100% disappointed and completely Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE Brawl unreleased fighting video game with deformed wrestlers!
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 15 July 2014, 02:00Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: Today on a few video game sites I follow, news leaked about a game that was planned and announced in 2012 called WWE Brawl that never came to light. The concept designs, created by artist Rich Lyons, were created for the start of the 2011 WWE fighter WWE Brawl and he posted them briefly online. Two Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet In Wrestling History-7/14/2014-With special announcement!
9 Submitted by Emerson Witner on Mon, 14 July 2014, 09:30 Hi everyone, As some of you know, I took over the Epic Tweeting back in October of last year and since that time I have gone into The Doctor’s Tardis to discover no fewer than 110 Tweets. Some funny, some historical, some going over people’s heads and some that were a little too inside. But at the end of Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: You can sleep with Sid Justice, and show you’re a Virgil fan too!
21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 14 July 2014, 02:00
Wait, you’re telling me that if I time travel back to 1991 and order from this WWF catalog, I can proudly wear a Virgil shirt during the day, and rest my head upon a classy image of Sid Justice at night as I stare at my Sid Justice poster that I’ve taped to my ceiling wall? Sold, sold, and sold! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA baby bibs for boys and girls feature lowered expectations from parents
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 12 July 2014, 02:00TNA is selling bibs for boys that say “Future World Champ” and for girls that say “Future Knockout”. Aren’t parents supposed to aspire for their kids to do things they can be proud of?! What kind of terrible father watches TNA Impact and thinks “Yes, I want my sweet little baby girl to grow up and wear skimpy clothing and wrestle terrible matches for Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: Bleeps, Bloopers, and Bodyslams – You’ll Laugh! You’ll Cry! Well, You’ll Cry for Sure…
30 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 11 July 2014, 15:00
WWF Video Tape, 1994 As much as I’ve bitched about WWE recently, I have to give their video department a heck of a lot of credit. Think about it – how many ***** DVDs has this company released in the past couple of years? We’ve been graced by awesome DVD sets that have covered the careers of Shawn Michaels, Mick Continue Reading...
Headlies: CM Punk Drops Surprise ‘Pipe Bomb’ During Money In The Bank
7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 11 July 2014, 08:00Rosemont, IL – To the surprise of the wrestling world, CM Punk made an unexpected appearance two weeks ago, dropping a “pipe bomb” promo during the Money In The Bank pay-per-view special event. Punk, who abruptly left the WWE in January, was greeted by deafening chants of “CM Punk” by the crowd as he sat and looked straight ahead. He Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Celebrate Free Slurpee Day with this Hulk Hogan Mustache Slurpee Straw
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 July 2014, 02:00Crapper Matthew Hunt sent this in to the WrestleCrap Facebook page and writes: Whatcha gonna do when this Hulk Hogan Slurpee straw runs wild on you? Someone (me) bought this. Yes Crappers, it’s July 11th, or 7-11 which means it’s Free Slurpee Day at your local 7-Eleven convenience store! Go get your free Slurpee TODAY! You can really taste the chutney! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Miss Elizabeth Beach Towel
21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 10 July 2014, 02:00 From sometime around 1988, here’s a Miss Elizabeth beach towel featuring a drawing of Liz lounging in a skimpy bikini! “Ooh, you’re drying me, Randy!”. Comes complete with Blade Braxton DNA sample stains....
Headlies: Ric Flair recognized as 21-time world champion
9 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Wed, 09 July 2014, 21:57Ever since John Cena began his 15th world title reign after winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at June 29th’s Money in the Bank pay-per-view, the wrestling world has been abuzz with speculation that The Champ will surpass Ric Flair’s record in short order. Fortunately, traditionalists have no reason to fear Cena breaking Flair’s long-standing record of 16 world title Continue Reading...