WWE, 2012 It was Wrestlemania, and wrestling fans around the world were eager to see Daniel Bryan take on Sheamus in a title match on the grandest stage of them all. While not the most heavily-hyped match on the card, this match had the potential to steal the show. Imagine those fans’ surprise when the match ended before they knew Continue Reading...
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Epic Tweets In WrestleMania History-3/27/2014
3 Submitted by Emerson Witner on Thu, 27 March 2014, 09:30...
It Came From YouTube: Repo Man steals The Macho Man’s hat!
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 27 March 2014, 02:00Crapper Paul S. writes: From the early days of Raw. To be fair Savage was 2 payments late on that hat… Oh yes, the epic hat feud! A true classic. On an unrelated note; I forgot how annoying that siren was. Thanks, Paul!...
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It Came From YouTube: No, A.J Lee didn’t invent skipping…
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 26 March 2014, 02:00Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: This clip comes from my home country – the Philippines – and showcases the talents (I use that word loosely) of Lawin (Hawk in English) and Max Buwaya (Max Lizard). If you thought Lawin’s vignette was hilarious, wait till you see Max Buwaya happily prancing, or should I say skipping about in the ring Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Daniel Bryan makes a new friend and meets a long lost cousin!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 25 March 2014, 10:00Crapper Avi Krebs writes: My nomination is fairly recent but with the new Muppets movie coming out shortly I thought this would be most fitting. Want to know the recipe for a great WWE backstage segment? Take one part Daniel Bryan Add in Animal from the Muppets Finish it off with a Goat and voila! Amazing!!! I love Animal’s expressive Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WCW Magazine ad with more of Ralphus than you’d ever want to see!
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 25 March 2014, 02:00From the WCW Worldwide blog, it’s an ad for WCW Magazine featuring Ralphus’ bare ass. Oh yeah, this certainly makes me want to fork over my hard-earned money for this magazine! Presumably Raalphus had the magazine handy not to read, but just in case he ran out of toilet paper. That would certainly be a better use for it…...
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It Came From YouTube: Blood Runs Cold when Glacier is coming!
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 24 March 2014, 18:00In 1996 WCW aired the above teaser with the tagline “Blood Runs Cold”. It turns out it was for a new wrestler named Glacier who was a ripoff of Sub-Zero from Moral Kombat. Well, the vignettes looked kind of cool I guess… and he had an interesting entrance but of course WCW did nothing interesting with him. It’s a better Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WWE Superstars meet Scooby-Doo at the Scooby-Doo movie premiere!
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 24 March 2014, 12:33It’s the premiere of “Scooby-Doo: WrestleMania Mystery”! I just love watching the wrestlers talk about how great the movie is and hang out with Scooby. I’m so easily amused, sometimes… Help support WrestleCrap.com and buy your copy of “Scooby-Doo: WrestleMania Mystery” via these links on DVD, Blu-Ray, or Amazon Instant Video today!...
Epic Tweets In WrestleMania History-3/24/2014
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It Came From YouTube: Land Of 1,000 Dances video
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 24 March 2014, 02:00Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: If musicians of different genres got together as one in 1985 to record “We Are the World”, the WWF’s heels and faces came damn close to breaking kayfabe by collaborating on this Wrestlecraptacular version of the ’60s classic “Land of a Thousand Dances.” I’ll leave it up to my fellow Crappers to add their Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: This Sid Vicious shirt is “hard” to beat.
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 23 March 2014, 18:00Straight from the always amazing WCW Worldwide blog comes this.. um… unique WCW Sid Vicious shirt from the early 90’s. I’m not a peter gazer (ahem) or anything, but it’s pretty obvious he was drawn with a visible erection. Also, for some reason he’s posing on Pride Rock from The Lion King… Maybe Sid is just waiting for Rafiki to Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Horny fans with creepy Sable signs
19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 23 March 2014, 02:00Here’s every creepy Sable sign from 1998. Yes, somebody compiled them all. That in and of itself is kind of… well… creepy. Anyway, a bunch of horn-dog fans who have probably never touched a woman in their lives made up a bunch of perverted signs about Sable. Years later, I wonder if any of these fans get at least a Continue Reading...
Epic Tweets In WrestleMania History-3/22/2014
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Someone Bought This: WCW Talking Mad Caps Soda Toppers featuring Sting and Goldberg
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 22 March 2014, 02:00These are WCW “Talking Mad Caps Soda Toppers” featuring Goldberg and Sting (both of whom look like they’re about ready to take a Trust Fall). They’re the “safe and fun way to drink from soda cans”! Gosh, I didn’t know that drinking from a soda can was so dangerous the way I’ve been doing it my entire life. What exactly is Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: A Taylor Swift and Brock Lesnar duet? That’s trouble!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 March 2014, 18:00Crapper Sean writes: Consider this a follow-up to the Sid Vicious/Taylor Swift ‘duet’. I think “Sycho-Swift” has some competition courtesy of The Beast Incarnate and Derrick Bateman! Brilliant!...
It Came From YouTube: A quartet of crappy gimmicks all in one match!
23 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 March 2014, 14:05From Monday Night Raw in 1996 I give you The Godwinns vs. T.L Hopper and Who. Two happy-go-lucky hog farmers take on an evil plumber and a masked guy whose gimmick is based on an old Abbott and Costello comedy routine. Yes, all four guys are stuck in WrestleCrap Gimmick Hell at this point in their careers. We’re still in Continue Reading...
Headlies: WWE Stars Travel Around In A Van Solving Mysteries To Promote New Scooby Doo DVD
11 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 21 March 2014, 08:00Salem, MA – To help promote this next week’s release of the Scooby-Doo!: Wrestlemania Mystery DVD, Vince McMahon has sent several WWE wrestlers around the country to solve various mysteries. The group of amateur sleuths consist of sparingly-used Superstars Justin Gabriel and Curt Hawkins and Divas Eva Marie and Layla. They have been traveling to various haunted spots in a Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Dungeon Of Doom introduces us to THE MONSTER MENG!!!
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 March 2014, 02:00Crapper Paul S. writes: You know what we haven’t had on Wrestlecrap in awhile? A Dungeon of Doom Segment. Weirdly enough less than a year before this Meng was already in WCW doing a “bodyguard in a nice suit” gimmick. Kind of weird how he went from being a normal guy to a kung-fu cannibal in some kind of gold Continue Reading...
RD Reynolds to Be at Heroes & Legends 3 This Weekend!!
6 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 20 March 2014, 21:17 Just wanted to let my fellow Crappers know I will be attending the Heroes and Legends of Wrestling III event in Fort Wayne, Indiana this Saturday, March 22! I will kinda just be wandering around with my buddy, “Diamond Dan” Garza, won’t have a table, but will bring along some books if anyone is interested. If you have anything Continue Reading...
Induction: Steve Austin vs. Yokozuna – A match fit for a king. Apparently.
24 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 20 March 2014, 20:00WWF, 1996 The WWF’s King of the Ring was a pretty big deal back when the Federation held an annual pay-per-view around the tournament. Winning the crown, while not a guarantee of success, was an indicator that big things were coming a wrestler’s way. Of the tournament-winners from 1993 to 2002, Owen Hart, Mabel, Kurt Angle, and Brock Lesnar all Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Lex Luger and his patriotic bus are coming to your town!
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 20 March 2014, 18:00Ah yes, the failed 1993 push of Lex Luger as Hulk Hogan 2.0. WWE sent him out on a bus to malls and arenas to kiss hands and shake babies (Wait… Strike that. Reverse it) but it didn’t exactly catch on. Did any of you Crappers get to meet Lex on this tour?...
Epic Tweets In WrestleMania History-3/20/2014
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Someone Bought This: Sting blow-up doll
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 20 March 2014, 02:00Here’s another gem from the WCW Worldwide blog! It’s a Sting blow-up doll (?!). Now, I could go for the easy joke about what this doll looks like… But, I’ll leave that up to you Crappers. Instead, I’ll mention that Sting’s freakishly tiny head reminds me of this scene from Beetlejuice featuring Papa Shango’s late Uncle Hermie Shango:...
It Came From YouTube: The John Cena prank call IS HERE!
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 19 March 2014, 19:31Crapper tomyateslemon posted this John Cena prank call some radio station did in The Craphole and it was so funny that I just had to share!...
Someone Bought This: Fake NWO shirt
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 19 March 2014, 18:00We all know there’s only one New World Order in wrestling. Uh well, okay that isn’t quite true, but when you think of the NWO logo, you think of this: Not that lame logo up there. You could buy this fake NWO shirt and… well, I don’t know why you’d want to buy it (except to support WrestleCrap.com thru Amazon, of course!). Continue Reading...
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A Brief History Of WWE Announcers Hilariously Breaking Character by Justin Henry
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 19 March 2014, 12:05Our own Justin Henry has a new article up on The Camel Clutch Blog called “A Brief History Of WWE Announcers Hilariously Breaking Character” that’s got some really great (and some obscure) moments. I knew you Crappers would love it! Check out Justin’s other articles he wrote for the CCB too....
It Came From YouTube: Here comes The Shark! And he’s got something to say…
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 19 March 2014, 02:00Crapper Paul S. writes: What happens when you combine 1985 WCW with Jaws? Something magical my friend… Okay, that was pretty cute. But poor, poor John Tenta. They really couldn’t come up with any better gimmick for him than The Shark?!...