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All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Freshen up your stinky car with a WCW Air Freshener or two

12 Submitted by on Fri, 03 January 2014, 10:36
My old buddy, and my old pal Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula took another one of his amazing TRIPS… to the $.99 store! As always, he found a whole bunch of neat stuff well worth checking out, including these Bill Goldberg and Kevin Nash WCW air fresheners. Look! They have the “Official WCW Licensed Seal”. A what now?! You mean like this? Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlers Make Their New Year’s Resolutions

14 Submitted by on Fri, 03 January 2014, 08:00
Stamford, CT and Orlando, FL – Various wrestlers and wrestling officials from both WWE and TNA have made their New Year’s resolutions public. WWE AJ Lee: “Get endorsed by Skip-It and polish my forehead.” The Bella Twins: “Yell ‘Come on!’ more during matches.” The Big Show: “I vow to team up with as many people as possible. 2014 is the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Girls dolls and other strange unreleased figures

15 Submitted by on Fri, 03 January 2014, 02:00
  Today’s entry is a bit of a cheat because… well… nobody bought this! Let me explain. The owner of the WCW Worldwide blog found a collector’s guide to WCW figures and toys (click on that link for his blog entry about it with sample pages). One of the sections in the guide covers unreleased WCW toys (that’s the image above). Continue Reading...
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The Complete WrestleCrap Royal Rumble Card!

13 Submitted by on Thu, 02 January 2014, 15:40
  Mark the date on your calendar; Sunday night, January 19, the WrestleCrap Royal Rumble invades your home exclusively on pay-per-view! Coming to you live from the Joe Louis Arena in lean-and-mean Detroit, MI, forty of your favorite WrestleCrap superstars will be on hand, taking part in a number of exciting match-ups, most notably the 30-man, over-the-top-rope Royal Rumble match Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scooby-Doo in Wrestle Maniacs!

3 Submitted by on Thu, 02 January 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Yeah we’re all excited by the upcoming release of Scooby Doo: Wrestlemania Mystery but this isn’t the first time Scooby’s had a wrestling adventure. Check out this clip from the 2002-2006 series “What’s New Scooby Doo.” Which I’m sure is only Youtube for reasons that have nothing to with the fact that Daphne and Velma get Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Stuck Mojo’s “Rising” music video features DDP (and The Yeti, too!)

8 Submitted by on Sun, 29 December 2013, 04:49
Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s another potential It Came From Youtube piece I found. Stuck Mojo’s music video “Rising” featuring WCW stars Diamond Dallas Page, Raven and the Flock. Notable for two things. 1. Ron Reis actually debuted as a member of The Flock in this video and 2. watch for Billy Kidman’s Shooting Star Stage Dive at the 1:31 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WrestleCrap gives you a chance to sleep with Trish Stratus!

6 Submitted by on Sat, 28 December 2013, 02:00
Yes, Crappers; Finally your dream can come true! We here at WrestleCrap are giving you the chance to sleep with Trish Stratus (or “Patty”, if you prefer)… if you buy this cardboard stand-up of her, that is! Yes; you can sleep with Trish, and help support WrestleCrap by buying her through this link (boy, does that sound bad out of context…). Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Items Go On Clearance At WWEShop.com

16 Submitted by on Fri, 27 December 2013, 08:00
New York, NY – In what has become a yearly WWE tradition similar to firings after Wrestlemania, multiple items at WWEShop.com have gone on clearance the day after Christmas. WWE’s Chief Revenue and Marketing Officer Michelle D. Wilson said, “Even though Christmas has passed, it is still the season of giving. We here at WWE are thrilled to be able Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania IX Scoreboad Memories custom photo- (Your Name Here) Vs. Hulk Hogan!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 27 December 2013, 02:00
Crapper Louis Izzo wrote: I was thumbing through an old issue of WWF Magazine (October 1993, to be exact, and don’t you judge me) and came across this full-page advertisement, offering to put a personalized message of you over a crappy picture from what has been consistently labeled by others as the worst WrestleMania ever (XI gets my vote, but Continue Reading...
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Updated Royal Rumble Card, with Two Additional Matches!

24 Submitted by on Mon, 23 December 2013, 19:19
  The WrestleCrap Royal Rumble is scheduled to take place on Sunday Night, January 19, from the sold out Joe Louis Arena, in Detroit, Michigan! In this pre-holiday edition of the WrestleCrap Event Center, we will reveal twenty entrants for the Royal Rumble match, as well as announce two additional matches to this auspicious card!   With RD Reynolds, Blade, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: King Kong Bundy + Donkey Kong = Donkey Kong Bundy t-shirt.

5 Submitted by on Sat, 21 December 2013, 02:00
  The geniuses over at Barber Shop Window have created yet another hilarious shirt combining two 80’s icons in Donkey Kong and King Kong Bundy to create Donkey Kong Bundy. Get yours right here! NOTE: WrestleCrap.com has no affiliation with Barber Shop Window and we don’t see any money from the sale of this t-shirt nor any other that you might Continue Reading...
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