Greenwich, CT – During a routine inventory check of past WWE memorabilia, WWE Archivist Ben Brown discovered former WWE Superstar John Morrison’s missing charisma. “It was just like any other day in the warehouse,” said Brown. “I had just finished cataloging Saba Simba’s headresses and spears and was about to move on to the urinal that Tommy Dreamer once drank Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Fake Undertaker wrestles a jobber
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 August 2014, 02:00It was 20 yeas ago today Sgt. Pepper taught.. er.. I mean The Undertaker wrestled The Underfaker at Summer Slam 1994. To celebrate, here’s The Underfaker wrestling a jobber. Oh hai Brian Lee. Man, for some reason I could sure go for a heaping tall glass of ICOPRO powder right about now!...
Induction: Chyna vs. Joey Buttafuoco — 9th Wonder of the World vs. 3rd-Degree Rapist
26 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 28 August 2014, 20:00
FOX television, 2002 In the early 2000s, the FOX Network hit bottom with a string of sleazy prime-time specials, including Who Wants To Marry A Multimillionaire?, Man vs. Beast, and Celebrity Boxing. Now, the first Celebrity Boxing special featured such F-list wrestling personalities as WCW and TNA veteran Danny Bonaduce… …one-time Juggalo Championsh*t Wrestling grappler Vanilla Ice… …and Eddie Guerrero’s Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: #gogetthosegeckos
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 28 August 2014, 02:00Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: I was watching clips from a new favourite show called Last Week Tonight with John Oliver formerly of the Daily Show. I have a lot of good laughs from the news comedy he delivers and one of his recent silly campaigns has been #GoGetThoseGeckos to get Putin and Russia to find some lost geckos used in Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: The Jesse Ventura Story: Never Let the Truth Get in the Way of a Good Story
22 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 27 August 2014, 15:00
Made For TV Movie, 1999 Of all the shocking events that have transpired in wrestling over the past few years, none have grabbed the mainstream media’s attention like Jesse Ventura’s rise in politics. Obviously with good reason – while us smarks like to get all worked up about the closing of WCW or the various deaths that have been associated Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: TNA Jeff Hardy coloring book
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 27 August 2014, 02:00Oh boy, it’s a TNA Jeff Hardy coloring book! Any kid who got this as a gift from their parents or grandparents would be so very disappointed… Or is this meant for his fangirls to color during Study Hall in Jr. High School?...
It Came From YouTube: Blade Braxton’s Double Ice Bucket Challenge!
7 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 26 August 2014, 21:12Why does Blade need TWO buckets? Are you sure you want to know? Oh…and donate today!!...
Someone Bought This: WWF Pogs! WCW Pogs! WWF Pogs shirt! All the Pogs you can handle!
29 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 26 August 2014, 02:00The Undertaker is back… in Pog form! Say it with me now… TATANKA (POGALO!) Here are all the WWF Pogs! It’s like a cavalcade of pure WrestleCrap! But wait, there’s more! How about some Coliseum Video Pogs! Here’s a WWF Pogs shirt (fashionable!) And an article all about the Pogs from the May 1995 issue of WWF Magazine: And lsat, but Continue Reading...
It Came from YouTube: RD Reynolds’ Ice Bucket Challenge Goes Horribly Wrong
27 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 25 August 2014, 18:58Well, this sure didn’t go the way we planned it. CURSE YOU METAL BUCKET!! Oh…and donate today!! ...
Someone Bought This: WCW Dennis Rodman figures with wacky hair and accessories
19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 25 August 2014, 02:00When he wasn’t playing basketball, Dennis Rodman wrestled for WCW. This was back when apparently he mattered in basketball, and WCW loved any celebrity cameo they could manage to get. WCW thought it would be a good idea to release figures of Dennis to appeal to all the WCW fans and all the Dennis Rodman/Basketball fans! I bet they sold Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: A shirt signed by the worst commentator in WCW history
19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 August 2014, 19:55Crapper Anthony Cox writes: So I went to an indie show out in the Pittsburgh area for International Wrestling Cartel. Before the show, there was a Q&A by Mark Madden! I wore the shirt to the show, and he autographed it. I replied… A shame you had to ruin a perfectly good shirt like that. 🙂 and Anthony came back Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Awesome wrestling ring bed, and Wrestling Buddies commercial.
20 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 August 2014, 02:00Okay, so technically this guy just bought supplies, but he used those supplies to make this fantastic wrestling ring bed for his son. What a great Dad! Admit it, Crappers- if you were 7 years old, this would make you the happiest kid on the planet and the envy of all your friends. Now, where’d I put my Wrestling Buddies?…...
Someone Bought This: NWO Taz backpacks
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 23 August 2014, 15:00Just in time for Back To School shopping season, Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found these NWO Black and White, and NWO Wolfpac Looney Tunes backpacks featuring Taz! “TAZ HATE WATER WCW!” Bryan writes: WCWfacts – Taz was in both nWo Hollywood and nWo Wolfpac. Man, even fictional characters jumped between the two NWO factions! These backpacks are a Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Rare unused Gene Snitsky theme song uncovered in WWE warehouse!
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 23 August 2014, 02:00A rare tape was recently uncovered in a tattered cardboard box deep within the bowels of the WWE warehouse featuring the song that WWE had originally intended to use as Gene Snitky’s theme music to best portray his intense, unique character. The song was deemed too intense and heavy to use on WWE TV as WWE officials feared it may upset small Continue Reading...
Headlies: John Cena Now Fluent In German After SummerSlam
13 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 22 August 2014, 08:00Los Angeles, CA – Following his brutal Summerslam match against Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, WWE Superstar John Cena can now speak fluent German. Cena, suffering from what doctors call “Foreign Language Syndrome” has only been able to communicate via the German language, despite never speaking it previously. “Mr. Cena suffered a large amount of pain during Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Big Bossman lunch bags stand for Law, Order, And Keeping Your Dunkaroos Safe
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 August 2014, 02:00Alright, listen up all you sticky-fingered 2nd Graders at Baer Creek Elementary in Claypool, Indiana. This is The Big Bossman here, and I got a special message for all of you! This here lunch belongs to Timmy. It says so right on this paper bag which just so happens to be decorated with my likeness (How do you like my shades? Ain’t Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WCW Jimmy Hart figure
24 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 21 August 2014, 02:00Picture this… It’s Thanksgiving Day, 1995. 8 year old Tommy loves wrestling. He never misses WCW Monday Nitro. His grandparents ask him what he wants for Christmas. “WCW guys!” he shouts enthusiastically! His grandparents dutifully head to Toys R Us and pick out one figure, since they’re on a budget. On Christmas Day, little Tommy opens up the package, and Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Joe Gagne reviews WWF King Of The Ring for the NES
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 20 August 2014, 02:00Joe Gagne reviews WWF King Of The Ring for the NES released in 1993. Yes, they were still releasing NES games in 1993 while you were having fun with your Super Nintendo. As you may have deduced based on the fact that I’m posting the review here, the game sucked. I don’t think even Nintendo John liked this one! Those featureless wrestlers Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan challenges Ric Flair to a Yapapi Indian Strap Match
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 18 August 2014, 20:17You’ve read R.D’s brand new induction of the Yapapi Indian strap match (you haven’t yet? Get to clickin’!), and here’s Hulk Hogan’s stupid promo challenging Ric Flair to the match! You really have to see the thing for yourself to get the full effect of how dumb it is....
INDUCTION: Yapapi Indian Strap Match – Featuring Ric Flair’s “Raw Pink Meat!”
49 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 18 August 2014, 20:00
WCW, 2000 If you, dear reader, are viewing this text, it means I have finally put the wraps on an induction I’ve started and stopped about 437 times in the last three months: behold, in all it’s glory, the YAPAPI INDIAN STRAP MATCH. In hindsight, I’m not quite sure why I couldn’t get through this one. I’ve seen worse build Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Pit Crew races into our collective hearts
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 18 August 2014, 15:00Crapper Sean Bateman writes… The Pit Crew did not last long. Chad Fortune had no luck in WCW afterwards the split and Dale Tolborg becme WC inducteee the Demon. Both are now retired with Chad in Monster Jam as the Capt. America Monster Truck and Dale is working in Chitown as a baseball coach Oh man, this gimmick is so Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Hulk Hogan suitcase will help you transport your clothes and toiletries away from home.
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 18 August 2014, 02:00C’mon, Crappers! Fess up! I know I wasn’t the only one who had this Hulk Hogan suitcase. Tell me at least one of you guys had it, too! Talk about fashionable luggage! I remember that the cheap plastic handle broke off from the suitcase just as I was lugging the thing jam-packed full of clothes thru the hotel in an Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Game Show Garbage- TNA week on The Family Feud!
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 17 August 2014, 02:00Crapper Justin Cook writes: Wrestlecrap meets Gameshow Garbage! Here’s a description of the video. Robert Q. Seidelman presents the funniest moments from Family Feud’s TNA week NOT featuring Lacey von Erich from November 2010. And even though Lacey’s answers stole the show, the other wrestler and knockouts provided plenty of amusing moments as well, as you’ll see in this latest Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: NWA Roos shoes commercial
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 16 August 2014, 15:00Sting! Lex Luger! Rick Steiner! The Road Warriors! They all wear Roos Shoes– the shoes with pockets in them to keep your important stuff… Like an entire single quarter! Actually, I could very well imagine Rick Steiner wearing these shoes in real life, now that I think about it… Did any of you Crappers have these shoes when you were Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: A 1995 WWF Battle Royal chock full of WrestleCrap
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 16 August 2014, 02:00Crapper Sean Bateman writes: A Battle Royal with some WC inductions. Also, King’s comment about Horowitz winning is gold. Let’s see… From The History Of WWE website: Owen Hart (w/ Jim Cornette) won a 20-man battle royal by last eliminating Marty Jannetty at 20:07; other participants included: King Kong Bundy, Isaac Yankem DDS, Kama, Psycho Sid, Henry Godwinn, Duke Drose, Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Retro SummerSlam Report
14 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 15 August 2014, 23:03You can get this show for less than it cost for 10 minutes on Gene’s old hotline!!! ...
It Came From YouTube: TNA’s outstanding grasp of the English language
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 August 2014, 15:00Crapper Paul S. writes: From the weekly PPV days of TNA comes the arrival of D-Lo Brown. Can you see what’s wrong with this hype video? “An Oppressed Dictator…” Think about it… Oops! That’s our TNA!...
Headlies: Eva Marie To Take On A Paddle Ball At Summerslam
8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 15 August 2014, 08:00San Jose, CA – WWE officials have added another match to the already stacked Summerslam card with WWE Diva Eva Marie versus a paddle ball. The blood feud began during filming for the upcoming season of Total Divas. The trouble brewing between Eva Marie and the paddle ball stems from a misunderstanding between the two over Fandango. Eva Marie has Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan waste basket
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 August 2014, 02:00Some say this is where all of Hulk’s matches should end up! I always thought these metal waste paper baskets were more fun to turn upside-down and use as a makeshift bongo drum (come on, I’m not the only one who did that, am I?). It totally completes my Ricky Ricardo impersonation! Did any of you Crappers have a wrestling-themed Continue Reading...
The Reunion, 2011 When I say the word “reunion” what comes to mind? Having a cookout with some relatives that you haven’t seen for a long time? Going back to your high school and reliving memories with your old friends? John Cena going to Mexcio to rescue a kidnapped business man with your two estranged brothers to cash in the Continue Reading...