Crapper Little Louie P (a.k.a. The Doctor of Style) writes: In commercials, it’s a common trick by toy companies to cast kids who are older than the toy’s target audience. However, LJN was really pushing the envelope with this one. I bet an hour after posing their action figures for the camera, these two kids were buying their weekly Clearasil Continue Reading...
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The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 2/10
19 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 11 February 2014, 01:44Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: Justin Henry ‘...
Welcome to the “aftershow” edition of Rewriting The Book. Never done one of these before, so I hope the start isn’t awkward. Before I get into comments and questions, I want to start off by saying thank you. Anybody who writes only for money will put out garbage product. Writing needs to be of the soul and the heart to Continue Reading...
Epic Tweets In Wrestling History-2/10/2014
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It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross kicks Michael Cole right in the nuts!
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 10 February 2014, 02:10Crapper Thomas Moffatt writes: Following on form the Angry JR – Gormless Bart Gunn Showdown I had to share one of my all time favourite RAW moments The most epic of epic fails as one of WWE’s favourite punching bags sounds off at the dorky looking Michael Cole In this segment JR is supposed to heel and Cole the face Continue Reading...
It Came from YouTube: The Self Destruction of CM Punk
7 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 09 February 2014, 23:26We covered this in Headlies, glad to see the trailer is available now as well! ...
Someone Bought This: In memory of R.D’s WWE Niagara Falls Cup
19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 09 February 2014, 17:54We’ve experienced a loss in the WrestleCrap family today. No; not the loss of a person, but the loss of a very important thing that was very much a part of the bedrock of WrestleCrap Radio. Today I saw a Tweet from R.D Reynolds that broke my heart. It’s the kind of thing you never want to read. I knew Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Larry Zbyszko finds the mysterious Go The Ninja
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 09 February 2014, 06:24Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s something you might use. Larry Zbyszko introduces his new sidekick Mr. Go the highly visible ninja. Anyway Go the Ninja was originally played by the very good Japanese wrestler Ryuma Go but his stint in the AWA was short lived. The gimmick was unceremoniously handed off to Steve Olsonoski and suddenly Mr. Go went from Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Stevie Richards’ theme sounds familiar…
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 09 February 2014, 02:00Crapper Drew sent in these videos of Stevie Richards’ them song, and “Love Dump” by Static-X. He writes: This might be a stretch because the main metal riff is a little, say.. generic? But, in the same way DDP’s WCW theme was just a ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ knock off – wasn’t Stevie Richards last WWE theme just ‘Love Dump’ Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Terry Funk is Demolition Dirk Simmons!
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 08 February 2014, 21:00Crapper Jason Barnett writes: From the old TV show Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, this story stars Terry Funk Wow! Lieutenant Commander Riker and Terry Funk in the same TV show! That’s not quite as cool as if it were Oh, and to answer the question imposed in the TV show’s title, this is totally fiction in every conceivable meaning of Continue Reading...
WrestleCrapMania World Title Tournament Brackets REVEALED!
14 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sat, 08 February 2014, 14:05Esteemed WrestleCrap President Jack Tunney announced on Friday night, at The Meme Event in Buffalo, that the first ever WrestleCrap World Heavyweight Champion would be decided at WrestleCrapMania on March 30 in Atlantic City, NJ. This morning on Superstars of WrestleCrap, our own Mean Gene Okerlund revealed that the brackets were confirmed late last night, and were ready for revelation. Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet In Wrestling History-2/8/2014
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It Came From YouTube: The No Holds Barred trailer
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 08 February 2014, 02:14Crapper E-Squared writes: The trailer to one of the greatest movies ever. Why did this never get any awards? Hulk Hogan gave the performance of a lifetime. 😉 Oh, yeah! Without a doubt. How can you not be excited to see this movie after watching that trailer, brother?...
The Meme Event, February 7, Live from Buffalo!
6 Submitted by Justin Henry on Fri, 07 February 2014, 20:00*cue synthesizer music bed for RAPID FIRE PROMOS* (SHOT ONE: AKEEM W/ SLICK) S: Lights! Camera! Akeeeeeem, hahahaha! A worldwide television audience will be treated to 450 lbs of raw human-a-tee! For their viewing pleasure, the Doctor of Style is unleashing the baddest dude to ever set foot ina rasslin’ ring, and that’s BAD news for you, Kamala! Ya never Continue Reading...
Headlies: WWE Releases “The Self-Destruction of CM Punk” DVD
20 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 07 February 2014, 08:00Des Moines, IA – During this week’s edition of Smackdown, WWE announced that they are releasing a brand new DVD entitled “The Self-Destruction of CM Punk”. The release comes as a surprise as there had been no previous mentions of the DVD being written, filmed, produced, and shipped to stores. “I admit the turn-around was quick, but we here at Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Crazy UWF Dr. Death Steve Williams promo
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 February 2014, 07:49Crapper Paul S. writes: Dr. Death cutting a promo in Herb Abrams UWF as only Dr. Death can. I don’t know which I like more- Steve’s intense promo (hey, give him credit- he’s really trying here which is more than I can say for a lot of the current WWE roster) or that colorful, garish-colored UWF logo we see at Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Undertaker’s spooky dance song
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 February 2014, 02:04Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Move over Johnny Cash, there is a new Man in Black! Ah yes! From WrestleMania: The Album, here’s a terrifying, ghastly, scary…. upbeat dance song? Can’t you just picture The Undertaker getting funky out on the dance floor to this song?...
It Came From YouTube: Chris Jericho is The Man Of 1004 Holds!
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 06 February 2014, 19:00Crapper E-Squared writes: I can’t think of how many times Jericho stated arm bar as one of his holds. Also, when is the arm drag considered a “hold”? One of my most favorite segments in the history of wrestling. Chris is just awesome here....
The WrestleCrap Count of 10 poses ten questions to a wrestling personality, be they a performer, behind-the-scenes staffer, or otherwise. In this edition, I talk with one of the top names of Extreme Rising, and the indy scene at large, Luke Hawx. A 15-year veteran of the business, Hawx’s resume includes runs in XPW and Wrestling Society X, as Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet In Wrestling History-2/6/2014
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It Came From YouTube: Don Muraco multitasks by wrestling and eating at the same time!
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 06 February 2014, 02:18Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Two things I learned from this gem 1) He should have pulled the jobber up at the count of two so he could continue his meal 2) Mr. Fitness II and the Midnight Rose should do this during a match, but with the Shake Weight Wow! This is my kind of wrestler- he can wrestle (and Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Mean Gene sold burgers… and a t-shirt!
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 05 February 2014, 14:55I found these images in this RetroJunk.com article and knew I had to share them here. In 1999 Mean Gene Okerlund opened Mean Gene’s Burgers (well, he put his name and image on the place, anyway) whose slogan was “The burger that says Bite Me” offered this t-shirt that you could proudly wear. Sadly, this chain was not to last and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jimmy Hart wrote his own WCW theme music so it has to be good, right?
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 05 February 2014, 02:30Crapper Sean Bateman writes: We have heard The Mouth of The South sing some good songs in the WWE (Eat Your Heart Out Rick Springfield and Crank it Up [The latter was used for the Young Stallions, who broke up and appeared in WCW down the road]) to Wrestlecrap songs (background vocals in Wrestlecrap Induction the Hulk Rules Album). Here Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Chris Hamrick bump
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 04 February 2014, 17:00Crapper Jim Venzke writes: Are you familiar with the Chris Hamrick Bump? I enjoy watching Dolph Ziggler’s matches because he takes some pretty sick bumps. But he has nothing on this one. I’ve probably watched this one 100 times and it’s never failed to crack me up. Wow! Never seen that before, but it got a laugh out of me. Reminds me Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Kurt Angle sings a familier song
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 04 February 2014, 17:00Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is Kurt Angle singing HB-Shizzle’s theme song with his own lyrics. And he actually has Sherri with him! She sounds horrible! Ah yes, one of Kurt’s funniest moments!...
It Came From YouTube: Brooke Hogan’s lousy Music Video
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 04 February 2014, 02:06Crapper E-Squared sent this in and writes: I know Brooke isn’t a wrestler, but considering the fact that she is the daughter of one of wrestling’s biggest icons, not to mention actually took part in wrestling at some point, I thought I’d send this. Here is Brooke’s very first music video to a song that was supposed to be on Continue Reading...
The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 2/3
12 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 04 February 2014, 01:59Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: Justin Henry...
Rewriting The Book: What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part IV)
18 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Mon, 03 February 2014, 22:11Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part IV) by Jed Shaffer Previously in RTB, Eric Bischoff’s mismanagement of WCW led to extreme fan disapproval, sagging ratings, plummeting PPV buyrates, and most alarming, a talent revolution. That latter saw several key talents walk out less than 24 hours before a PPV. He would be fired two Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Scary Jeff Hardy t-shirt
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 03 February 2014, 18:16Crapper Paul S. writes: Look at this thing… look at this thing. AAAAAH! Now we know why Jeff Hardy calls his fans “Creatures of the Night.” Because none of them can sleep after seeing this. Seriously the puppet in the Saw movies isn’t this creepy. I’m add more, but you said it al (plus, I have to go lock myself Continue Reading...