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All New Episode!

The first WrestleCrap Induction with a SEIZURE WARNING!

The WrestleMania Music Video Is Here!

The Exalted One has finally been revealed!

Aw, son of a…

Vince McMahon has struck again in an all-new Headlie!

The Kane biography you didn’t know you needed…

…and probably don’t.

New induction!

Wrestlemania has found a new home!

Get ready to Cross The Line in a brand-new Headlies!

It doesn’t get much more 1990 than this – Bad News Brown on the Arsenio Hall Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

I tried to keep this induction a secret, but it leaked.

Drake Maverick gives new meaning to the term, “comic relief”.

New induction!

Tragedy strikes the wrestling world like never before.

“Dashing” Cody Rhodes is gone forever.

Find out what happened in Headlies!

Disciples Of Seth Rollins are everywhere!

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The match vs. Shawn was NOT Ric Flair’s final match.

The actual finale for the Nature Boy was far, FAR worse.

Ric Flair’s TRUE final match…INDUCTED!

Matt Hardy will be at Wrestlemania Axxess this year.

Delightful!

Pull up a chair and read all about it in Headlies!

Sgt. Slaughter’s battalion takes on a monster truck.

It’s man vs. machine… plus a killer guitar solo!

New induction!

Babies! Birds! Bosoms!

This WrestleCrap Radio has it all!

All New Episode!

Shayna Baszler is really sinking her teeth into her feud with Becky Lynch.

Head to your local vet and read all about it in Headlies!

The Greatest Women’s Match Of All Time!

You wouldn’t think that would be an induction…but somehow it is!

Things are getting real kinky in the Cody Rhodes/MJF feud.

Time to call in an expert!

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All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Vince McMahon Trying To Dress Lars Sullivan Like The New Year’s Baby

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 31 December 2018, 08:00

Orlando, FL – WWE CEO Vince McMahon has taken on NXT Superstar Lars Sullivan as a personal project with a time-honored gimmick. “With the McMahon family coming back on Raw and Smackdown, some plans were pushed to the side,” explained McMahon. “Unfortunately, some of those plans included Lars Sullivan. I felt bad for letting him down, but I came up Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: No Holds Barred- The shirt!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 28 December 2018, 02:00

If you’ve read R.D’s induction of No Holds Barred (and if you haven’t, you ought to) then you know the movie is… shall we say…. somewhat flawed. But Vince McMahon must have thought the movie would be really popular because the WWF put out this t-shirt featuring a drawing of Hulk Hogan (as Rip!) glaring at an enraged Zeus. Hulk looks like Continue Reading...

2018: A LOOK BACK IN HORROR – THE WORST IN WRESTLING!

32 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 27 December 2018, 20:00

Hello all. Great to see you folks again, for this, my sixth year of writing the Look Back. To be honest, I wasn’t sure that I would even take on the list this year. Since February, I’ve been writing scripts for my good friends at Cultaholic for their YouTube channel, and in April, I would assume many more roles with Continue Reading...

Headlies: Comet The Reindeer Films Shoot Interview For Kayfabe Commentaries

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 24 December 2018, 08:00

Newark, NJ – Legendary reindeer Comet sat down this past weekend with Sean Oliver of Kayfabe Commentaries for shoot interview. Comet did not hold back, unleashing years of pent-up frustration and anger at his former colleagues. “Santa’s Workshop would’ve closed down years ago if it wasn’t for me,” said a disgusted Comet. “It’s like those elves get dumber every year Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Santa Hollywood Hogan Christmas ornament

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 December 2018, 02:00

Santa Hollywood Hogan is here and he has presents! Oh yes, it’s a NWO Hulk Hogan Christmas ornament! I’d like to think he’s like The Grinch and he’s just in the middle of taking Christmas gifts away from kids and families. Because that’s how Hollywood Hogan rolls, brother!...

Christmas Induction: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer – Love This Show? You Won’t After You Read This!

43 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 20 December 2018, 20:33

Television Special, 1964 Christmas time again! That means but one thing at WrestleCrap.com…we forgo an induction of horrible wrestling to focus on a horrible Christmas movie instead! It’s a tradition, one that we have now categorized as “Ye Olde Christmas Movies” on the site…access them all by clicking here! Without any further adieu, let’s dig into another pile of Christmas crap! Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 279 – Merry Christmas, Crappers!

3 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 17 December 2018, 19:18

Merry Christmas, fellow Crappers! Blade Braxton and I are back with the annual Christmas show, and it’s a doozie! Get out the egg nog and get to clickin’! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, Continue Reading...

Headlies: La Parka Serves As Official Chair Inspector At TLC

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 17 December 2018, 08:00

San Jose, CA – Beloved luchador La Parka made his surprising return to US professional wrestling last night at WWE’s TLC event. The masked Superstar, known for his skeleton outfit and incredible dance moves, was hired by WWE COO Triple H to ensure all chairs used at TLC were up to code. “Thing tend to get wild at TLC,” said Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Sin Cara and Scooby-Doo figures

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 December 2018, 02:00

A few years ago there was a WWE/Scooby Doo “WrestleMania Mystery” crossover cartoon movie. Here’s some figures of Sin Cara and Scooby-Doo, together at last. Can’t you just picture Sin Cara out at 6 AM taking Scooby out for walkies? The real mystery is why anyone would want this particular combination of figures. Oh-Ho-Ho-Ho!...

INDUCTION: The XPW Raw Sewage Match – Xtremely Poopy Wrestling

25 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 13 December 2018, 21:30

XPW, 2002 This week’s induction is going to be on the lean side due to a last-minute change of plans. See, up until last night, my plan was to induct the low-budget film, “Florida Bush League Wrestling”, a mockumentary made around 2000 that some distributor appears to have bought the rights to and then smothered with a laugh track. Think Continue Reading...

Headlies: Masked Superstar Hyppo Debuts On Raw

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 10 December 2018, 08:00

San Diego, CA – A brand new Superstar going by the name of Hyppo made his debut at this week’s Monday Night Raw. Hailing from Lansing, Michigan, the previously unknown newcomer made short work of local opponent. Wearing a large hippopotamus mask over his head and a black singlet with his misspelled name splashed across the front, he wowed the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Funky Texas Tornado logo shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 December 2018, 02:00

This circa late 80’s/early 90’s WWF Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich logo shirt has some of the weirdest color choices I’ve ever seen on a wrestling shirt: Blue, orange, red, and black/white?! I can’t decide if I hate it because of the contrasting colors or love it because it’s so cheesy. A giant red tornado coming at you would be Continue Reading...

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INDUCTION: The Eggnog Match – Ho Ho Ho(s Are Splashing in Goo For Your Amusement)!

25 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 06 December 2018, 19:13

WWF, 2001 Before we get into today’s induction, we wanted to once again let you know about our Patreon. I know, I know, we beat you over the head about it, but it’s the key to WrestleCrap’s survival and better yet, you get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap content! This week, for instance, we are offering a Patreon only re-induction of the legendary Continue Reading...

Headlies: XFL Team Announced For Dudleyville

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 December 2018, 08:00

Stamford, CT – At a press conference this morning, XFL leader Vince McMahon announced the eight launch cities that will be receiving a new team. While cities like New York, Dallas, and Los Angeles were expected, McMahon stunned the sporting world when Dudleyville was announced. “We are 100% ready to launch and compete directly with the NFL,” said McMahon. “We Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Road Warriors love their Zubaz!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 November 2018, 02:00

The Road Warriors (AKA: The Legion of Doom to you WWF fans) love their Zubaz pants! Why? Because they’re flashy, and comfortable, and Zebra stripes never, ever go out of style! What’s not to love? And now, enjoy a gallery of Hawk and Animal in Zubaz: UHHHHHHWhatAZubazRush.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...

INDUCTION: Hogan-Warrior II – Jack Tunney was right to ban this

39 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 29 November 2018, 22:27

WCW, 1998 “I cannot in clear conscience allow these two men to once again batter each other beyond the point of exhaustion, past the threshold of pain, and at the expense of risking torturous injury. Therefore, I will not sanction a rematch in the near future.” That’s the memo WWF’s figurehead President Jack Tunney sent out immediately after Wrestlemania VI Continue Reading...

HEADLIES: Cyber Monday Sales of New Becky Lynch Playset Crash WWE.com

4 Submitted by Blade Braxton on Mon, 26 November 2018, 21:26

Stamford, CT – Overwhelming Cyber Monday sales at WWEShop.com temporarily crashed the web site’s servers as the WWE unveiled their hottest gift for this Christmas season: the Becky Lynch Broken Face Action Set. “For years, kids have enjoyed our toy roleplay costume sets, enabling them to pretend they are WWE Superstars like John Cena and The Shield,” said Stephanie McMahon, Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio #278!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 26 November 2018, 20:45

It’s your favorite show of the year – our annual Black Friday spectacular! Plus more wrestling talk than we’ve had in years. No, we can’t believe it either. But hey, get to clickin’ and hear it for yourself! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so Continue Reading...

Headlies: Raw Defeats Smackdown At Thanksgiving

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 November 2018, 08:00

Greenwich, CT – WWE’s Raw brand continued their winning streak from Survivor Series, soundly defeating Smackdown with a sumptuous and delectable Thanksgiving meal. Stephanie McMahon welcomed the Raw roster into her palatial mansion. Wrestlers theme songs by the Connecticut Philharmonic Orchestra greeted each guest. Cocktails and hors d’oeuvres were served in the McMahon study beside a roaring fire. An incredible Continue Reading...

SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS: Fly Fishing Mike Rotundo Autographed Photo

2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 25 November 2018, 19:24

As discussed on WrestleCrap Radio…I never thought he’d top that Captain Mike shirt where he had a giant head popping out of a boat, but he sure tried! This was apparently out of the 1988 DANGER ZONE calendar, and if anyone is looking to get me a Christmas present, this would look great hanging up in my living room....

Someone Bought This: Chyna’s second dumbest shirt

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 November 2018, 02:00

“Chyna Syndrome”? (Insert obvious STD joke here). Well, this isn’t quite as embarrassingly stupid as her Va-Chyna shirt, but it still doesn’t make any sense. It’s a reference to the movie The China Syndrome about a reporter who uncovers shady goings-on at a Nuclear Power Plant. So is this shirt saying that Chyna is a Nuclear-Powered Diva like Nuclear Man Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: The WWF Invades the Macy’s Day Parade – But No Gooker? For Shame!

20 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 21 November 2018, 18:15

WWF, 1994 Two weeks ago, I inducted the worst War Games match ever, featuring the Ultimate Warrior and friends doing everything they possibly could to completely destroy what was one of wrestling’s truly legendary matches. At the end of that article, I noted that in two weeks I would induct the follow up to that fiasco, Warrior vs. Hogan II. Continue Reading...

Headlies: The Gobbledy Gooker Replaces Charlotte At Survivor Series

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 November 2018, 08:00

Los Angeles, LA – Last night’s historic Survivor Series was capped off with the surprise return of WWE legend the Gobbledy Gooker. The Gooker, which hasn’t been seen since its brief feud with Joey Janela at Starrcast this summer, was hand-picked by Becky Lynch to replace her. Lynch was set to take on current Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey until Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A Smoking Gunns poster as big as the Grand Canyon!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 November 2018, 02:00

YEE-HAW! This gigantic 24 x 36 poster of The Smoking Gunns poster is not only awesome, but rare! It was only available in the WWF Catalog and at live events so you know it’s a true collectable. It’s a great way to show what a big fan you are of the world’s greatest cowboy tag team of the 90’s (okay, so I Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: The Lost AWA Team Challenge Pilot – The Gagnes warp into the future!

28 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 15 November 2018, 20:53

AWA, 1989 In the American Wrestling Association’s dying days, the company, faced with rapidly declining revenue and an exodus of stars, settled on a long-range booking plan called the Team Challenge Series, in which the entire roster was split up into three teams that competed against each other for points, with the eventual winners receiving a “million dollar prize”. A Continue Reading...

Headlies: Stephanie McMahon Caught Vandalizing Disney World

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 November 2018, 08:00

Orlando, FL – WWE’s Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon was caught by Disney World Security vandalizing several locations throughout the theme park. McMahon made headlines this past week stating that “10-20-30 years from now, there’s no reason we can’t be as big or bigger than Disney.” While most experts in and outside of the wrestling business scoffed at such a Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Shane McMahon WCW Jersey and the Invasion WCW logo shirt

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 November 2018, 02:00

When WWE bought WCW and did The Invasion angle, it um… didn’t go very well. In fact, it won the 2001 Gooker Award right here on WrestleCrap! The Invasion was lead by Shane McMahon and a handful of ex-WCW wrestlers who were mostly mid-carders. The wrestlers all wore this shirt with a new WCW logo: Well, it’s better than the Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: War Games 98 – A Great Match Goes Up in Smoke

29 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 08 November 2018, 20:00

WCW, 1998 It’s interesting how different events and matches are glorified over time by wrestling fans, myself included. For instance, the Royal Rumble. Just typing those two words together causes my mind to spin back to 1992, and the legendary event where Ric Flair won not only the match but the WWF World Title in the process. It wasn’t just Continue Reading...

Headlies: Hulk Hogan Debuts New “Real Saudi Arabian” Gimmick At Crown Jewel

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 November 2018, 08:00

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan returned to the WWE this past weekend at Crown Jewel with an all-new pro-Saudi Arabian character. Hogan emerged from the back to a deafening roar from the crowd. While the familiar strains of his classic theme song “Real American” blared over the speakers, subtle changes had been made to the lyrics. While Continue Reading...