Judge Claude Frollo without the singing voice...
All The Latest Crap!
Headlies: WWE Brings Back The Bunkhouse Stampede
3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 October 2017, 08:00
Uniondale, NY – After receiving a largely positive response for bringing back NWA/WCW’s event Starrcade, WWE has announced that they will also be bringing back the Bunkhouse Stampede. The Bunkhouse Stampede, which began in 1985, was a battle royal held by the NWA that often saw participants wearing cowboy boots and street clothes. Wrestling legend Dusty Rhodes won the event Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE Brushing Kit
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 September 2017, 02:00
It’s the WWE Brushing Kit! Quoting from the Amazon listing… About the product (1) The WWE brushing kit is an awesome combination of convenience and action-packed oral hygiene with a kids toothbrush, bubble gum toothpaste, and brush cap featuring John Cena and CM Punk! (1) WWE 16oz Plastic Mouthwash Rinse Cup! Plus Bonus “Rememer to Brush Your Teeth” visual aid! Continue Reading...
Tribute: RD Reynolds’ Favorite Bobby Heenan Moment
48 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 27 September 2017, 20:00
I’ve written about it before, but whenever I go through a rough patch in life, I turn to Prime Time Wrestling. To those outside of our little hobby/business/sport whatever you want to call it, that has to sound completely bizarre. What kind of person, what kind of man, would focus on pro wrestling when life starts throwing hard curveballs? Is that Continue Reading...
Note from Blade: While Sean never actually wrestled, his moment of infamy dribbing the ball with Ted DiBiase is BEYOND legendary. It’s springtime again. This means a number of things – warmer weather, fat people wearing tank tops, and oh yeah, the time hoops fans have waited all year for. Two words – Final Four. Caught up in all the Continue Reading...
Headlies: Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar To Continue Their Feud With A Pie-Eating Contest
3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 September 2017, 08:00
Ontario, CA – Following last night’s brutal championship match at No Mercy, WWE Superstars Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar have vowed to continue their feud. Strowman, living up to his “I’m not finished with you” mantra, issued another challenge to Lesnar directly after the conclusion of their match. “You’re not man enough to face me again, Lesnar!” barked Strowman. “Week Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Bobby Heenan can’t stop laughing at Hacksaw Jim Duggan
20 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 23 September 2017, 02:00
From WCW Worldwide in the fall of 1996, every time Tony Schiavone says anything nice or positive about Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Bobby Heenan loses it with uproarious laughter A classic moment! But poor ol’ Hacksaw....
It Came From YouTube: Vince Russo will CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 September 2017, 02:00Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: Bryan Zayn, the man behind the Jim Cornette Gets It Wrong video has hit it out of the park once again! Well worth watching, especially for the cameo near the end. Hilarious, and spot-on!...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History 2/22/13
8 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 19 September 2017, 09:00 Gorilla isn’t too fond of spinoffs....
I hated Bobby Heenan as a kid. This is probably as controversial and surprising a statement as “Kate Upton has huge boobs” or “bacon is delicious”. And I hated him for the same reason every 9 year old hated him at the time: he lived to destroy Hulkamania. That was akin to a war crime in my young mind. And Continue Reading...
Headlies: Team Of Lawyers To Take On Kevin Owens At Hell In A Cell
5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 September 2017, 08:00
Oakland, CA – In a shocking turn of events, WWE Superstar Kevin Owens will be facing a team of Vince McMahon’s lawyers at Hell In A Cell. Last week, Kevin Owens delivered a devastating headbutt to WWE CEO Vince McMahon, causing the 72-year-old to bleed from the wound. Originally scheduled to be a Hell In A Cell match between Owens Continue Reading...
Once I can get my bearings about me later this week, I will write something. Right now, can’t even see straight because I am in tears. My hero, the man who made me a fan of pro wrestling, is gone. RIP, Bobby. You were the best....
Someone Bought This: WCW Main Event Game Boy game ad (and a funny video review, too!)
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 September 2017, 02:00A young Nathaniel shows Sting who’s boss in this ad for WCW Main Event for the Game Boy! Wait a minute… “The WCW”? Did Bret Hart write this ad copy? How’s the game? Well, I’ve never played it but according to Wrestling Video Game Expert Joe Gagne it’s pretty… okay. In conclusion, I think you’ll agree that Nathaniel should be in the Continue Reading...
Induction: The Toxic Turtles – Hell in a Shell
27 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 14 September 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1993 It’s not often that everyone in the wrestling world suddenly starts talking about a nearly 25 year-old match, especially one with no recognizable stars (both in the “WWE Superstar” sense and in the Dave Meltzer sense)… …but with the arrival of WWE’s new Unreleased 1986-1995 DVD, it seems that everyone from Charly Caruso to Sean Mooney wants to Continue Reading...
...
Headlies: Lost Rio De Janeiro IC Title Victory Discovered, Added to ‘Hidden Gems’ on WWE Network
4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 11 September 2017, 08:00
Stamford, CT – To the surprise of wrestling fans and historians worldwide, WWE has discovered long-lost film of Hall of Famer Pat Patterson’s Intercontinental Championship victory in Rio de Janeiro. The film puts to rest the long-standing belief that the event was fabricated. The incredible discovery was made by WWE archivist Julian Himmelfarb. “We recently acquired a box of old VHS Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Captain Lou Albano – Gong Show Judge
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 September 2017, 02:00Crapper Douglas Corti writes: Not the coke-infused Chuck Barris version, but the forgettable 1988-89 revival. Wow, I had no idea they ever brought this show back!...
INDUCTION: Nailz vs. El Gigante – Yes, It Happened…and It’s Every Bit As Horrible As We Hoped!
33 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 07 September 2017, 20:00
NEW JAPAN, 1994 Not gonna lie, this was NOT the induction I was planning for this week. I had a few other ideas. I was pondering going back one more time to the Piledriver VHS and doing another in-depth, scene by scene breakdown of maybe Girls in Cars or Jive Soul Bro. I’d kicked around going completely off the rails, and reviewing an Asian Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: American Males music video
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 06 September 2017, 02:00It’s the American Males music video (!) featuring their awesomely awful theme song....
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 3/19/13
2 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 05 September 2017, 09:00 First time I searched for George on Wikipedia, a gif of a man scratching his head appeared...
Headlies: Former Women’s Champion Hervina Added To Mae Young Classic
3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 04 September 2017, 08:00
Orlando, FL – A news conference at the WWE Performance Center revealed that WWE officials have brought a former champion to compete in the Mae Young Classic tournament. “Naturally, when you have a tournament with so many hard-hitting competitors wanting to win the grand prize, you’re going to get some injuries,” said Triple H. “Rather than some woman getting byes Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Happy Labor Day from Ludvig Borga!
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 04 September 2017, 02:00Finnish Enviormmentalist Ludvig Borga would like to wish all you Crappers a happy Labor Day in his own special way with this pair of vignettes from 1993....
Someone Bought This: Bone Cold Steve Pawstin shirt
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 September 2017, 02:00If you like Stone Cold Steve Austin, dogs, and ATTITUDE, then this is the shirt for you! Because he’s “Bone Cold Steve Pawstin”! That’s so wacky! He looks like a pissed-off cousin of Snoopy. PissedOffCousinOfSnoopy.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...
WWF, 1998 One of my favorite parts of Raw these days – and that is a small list, let me tell you – is the return of Goldust to his roots as a mysterious film aficionado rather than as wacky comic relief. See, over the course of just the first three years of his character’s run… …the bizarre, androgynous movie Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Introducing Tammy Sytch…er… Fytch!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 30 August 2017, 02:00From 1993 it’s Tammy Fytch AKA: Tammy Sytch, AKA: Sunny, AKA: Tam sounding about as awful as humanly possible in her debut interview for Smokey Mountain Wrestling. Seriously, she’s as wooden as a popsicle stick! She eventually got a lot better at cutting promos, thank goodness!...
Jobber of the Week: The Messengers of the Black Scorpion
9 Submitted by Blade Braxton on Tue, 29 August 2017, 09:00Note from Blade: Somebody had to tell the history of all the jobbers that worked under the hood during the Scorpion angle. MIght as well be Scorpy’s biggest fan. It’s hard to believe it’s been fifteen years since the debut of my all-time favorite wrestler ever – and my idol – the Black Scorpion. Ahhhh, seems like it was only Continue Reading...
Headlies: Braun Strowman To Star In New Romantic Comedy “I’m Not Finished With You”
3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 28 August 2017, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – WWE Studios announced that their latest movie will feature WWE Superstar Braun Strowman in the lead role of their new romantic comedy, “I’m Not Finished With You”. Strowman, whose popularity has risen in recent months thanks to being portrayed as an unstoppable monster, will be taking on the role of Biff Strongman, a professional wrestler that is Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Finally! An action figure of an esteemed ex-President!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 August 2017, 02:00Figure collector and customizer Kenny Casanova has created this amazing custom figure of esteemed former WWF President Jack Tunney He writes on his website: Here is my custom of President Jack Tunney, made from various Rocky action figures from Jakks. The head is modified and repainted from referee LOU FILLIPO, and the body is a TONY GAZZO. For those of Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Divas Pajama Pillow Fight – Far More Dangerous Than It Sounds!
35 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 24 August 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2012 This past weekend, the WWE Univer…no, I can’t do that. I don’t care how many times the company tries to shove that gibberish down our throats, it always sounds completely idiotic. Why can’t we simply be wrestling fans? Seriously, think about that – we can’t be pro wrestling fans because WWE won’t allow the words “pro wrestling” or Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: DDP trashes the Dinner And A Movie set because he’s petty
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 23 August 2017, 02:00DDP lets the Dinner And A Movie guys FEEL THE BANG by destroying their set and their lovely NWO cake. Wait, the Dinner And A Movie schmucks were in the NWO?! That’s even lamer than Vincent being a member!...