Hopefully your Valentine’s Day was better than Goldust’s.

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Jorge Gonzalez – Argentine giant or stupid pelican man?

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Giant Gonzalez on Baywatch!

RD and Blade discuss romance in pro wrestling…exclusively on Patreon!

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You’ll be glad these cards are subject to change!

WWF Lineup Cards are here in an amazing new induction!

RD and Blade are back to discuss pro wrestling news…but have been derailed by a familiar foe!

An all-new WrestleCrap Radio is now live!

Another WWE Superstar has asked for his release and everyone is “green” with envy.

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It’s the induction everyone wanted to see…

…for the show no one wanted to happen.

Your 2018 Gooker Award winner is here!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: The Raw Tenth Anniversary – WWE’s Attendance Awards, live from Times Square!

23 Submitted by on Thu, 01 February 2018, 20:58
WWE, 2003 It’s no secret that a lot of fans didn’t like Raw’s recent 25-year anniversary episode. Even CBS Sports panned the show, and WWE put their article on screen to brag about how much mainstream press they got! But if you were disappointed in Raw 25, maybe you should check out Raw X. If, for example, you bought an Continue Reading...
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It Came From Youtube: Brock Lesnar vs Akebono

2 Submitted by on Wed, 31 January 2018, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: What happens when you take one of the most imposing physical specimens in wrestling history and put him in the ring with a near-immobile sumo wrestler? You get a match straight from the low point of New Japan and the height of Antonio Inoki’s insanity! And yep… this is the same Akebono that Big Show wrestled. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Roman Reigns Somehow Wins The Women’s Royal Rumble

7 Submitted by on Mon, 29 January 2018, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA – In a shocking and bewildering turn of events, WWE Superstar Roman Reigns has become the first winner of the Women’s Royal Rumble. Defying all the odds and universally-accepted rules, the former WWE World Heavyweight Champion captured glory despite not competing in the match and, despite the suggestions of many fans, not being a woman. The women’s Rumble Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 269: Royal Rumble Preview and More!!

1 Submitted by on Sat, 27 January 2018, 17:09
WrestleCrap Radio is back in all its glory – now monthly thanks to our Patreon sponsors!  RD and Blade discuss babies, love, mystery, and yes, pro wrestling, including the Royal Rumble and the XFL, with our absurd cast of characters!  Plus ONLINE HEIGHT STALKERS!  And TWO NEW SEGMENTS! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Emmalina – She’ll Be Here Next Week. Or Maybe Never.

41 Submitted by on Thu, 25 January 2018, 20:00
WWE, 2017 I have to admit, I was somewhat surprised the fiasco of Emma morphing into Emmalina placed so low in the 2017 Gooker Award voting.  That’s not to say the winner, in which Jinder Mahal, a skinny jobber somehow magically became a jacked to the gills WWE champion, was undeserving.  It was.  Nor would I take exception to the hideous Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: President McMahon!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 24 January 2018, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: First told on the old Opie & Anthony Show (before it was revealed the “most real” radio show hosts actually hated each other almost instantly negating the credibility of both) and brought to life by the magic of animator Coke Logic, here is Anthony Cumia as US President Vince McMahon....
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Headlies: WWE Officials Scramble To Find Guests For Raw 25

10 Submitted by on Mon, 22 January 2018, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – After a sudden outbreak of the flu affecting most of the guest stars set to appear at the Monday Night Raw 25th Anniversary, WWE officials have been working nonstop to find replacements. “Everybody is sick,” said Stephanie McMahon. “Stone Cold Steve Austin, Trish Stratus, JR, Ric Flair, Undertaker, Shawn Michaels. All of them bed-ridden and feverish and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Everybody has a straight edge price when CM DiBiase comes to town!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 19 January 2018, 02:00
Oh boy! It’s time for another weird bootleg figure! This one is CM Punk’s body with Ted DiBiase’s head! That sounds like some strange experiment done by a Mad Scientist from a 50’s Sci-Fi B-Movie. “Collect Them All! Let’s Fight!”. No, that’s okay. I’m more of a pacifist wrestling figure collector, thank you very much. “Just For The Superstar”? Wasn’t that Continue Reading...
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Induction: Jinder Mahal, WWE Champion – The 2017 Gooker Award Winner (for real this time)

90 Submitted by on Thu, 18 January 2018, 20:00
It may have been the strangest long-term booking decision in WWE history. Jinder Mahal, career-long underneath guy, would win the WWE’s oldest and most prestigious title and hold it for nearly half a year. Jinder Mahal, who had never once wrestled for any WWE title. Jinder Mahal, who had never once won a match on pay-per-view. Jinder Mahal, who once Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Impact Wrestling Debuts No-Sided Ring

11 Submitted by on Mon, 15 January 2018, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Impact Wrestling shocked both fans and wrestlers this week by completely doing away with all sides of their wrestling ring. Initially, the company announced they were removing their iconic six-sided ring for a more traditional four-sided ring, but a second change was made late Friday night. In place of the traditional ropes, turnbuckles, and mat, wrestlers will Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Throw the WWF Bangers dolls and hear them yell in terror!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 12 January 2018, 02:00
  In 1998 and 1998 Jakks-Pacific released an entire line of deformed dolls called Bangers. There was Kane, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Undertaker, Sable, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Dude Love, and probably a few others. Ironically, there are no Headbangers Bangers. The gimmick is that you throw them against something or slam them against the wall Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Dixie Carter Added To The Women’s Royal Rumble

5 Submitted by on Mon, 08 January 2018, 08:00
Memphis, TN – In a surprising move, WWE has announced that former head of TNA Wrestling Dixie Carter, will be entering the Women’s Royal Rumble. The shocking announcement stunned the audience and wrestling experts alike who were expecting this to be the introduction of MMA fighter Ronda Rousey. Stephanie McMahon, the defacto leader of the women’s division, introduced Carter on Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: Lose Weight with a TNA Wrestling App!

13 Submitted by on Sun, 07 January 2018, 16:40
Like everyone else, I am looking to lose that weight I picked up over the holidays.  I am thus saddened more than you could ever imagine that this app is no longer available.  I truly believe that Playstation 1 Jeff Hardy could be the Richard Simmons for a new generation. Many thanks to the great Michael Manna for this suggestion! Continue Reading...
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2017 Gooker Award Voting! Pick the Very Worst of the Very Worst!

84 Submitted by on Thu, 04 January 2018, 20:00
2017 is in the books, and thank goodness for that, as it sure did stink! Speaking of reeking, let’s talk for a moment about the least prestigious award in all of professional wrestling: WrestleCrap’s 17th Annual Gooker Award!  Named after the infamous Goobeldy Gooker, this prize goes to the dirt worst storyline, character, or promotional tactic that took place inside or Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: David Flair’s TitanTron- now with 100% more Virgil!

1 Submitted by on Wed, 03 January 2018, 02:00
Crapper Avi Krebs writes: There are actually a bunch of these featuring “insert Wrestler’s name here” dubbed with David Flair’s theme music. I argue Virgil’s is the most interesting since it consists mostly of The Wrestling Superstar’s um..highlights from his WWF/E run, including his ill-fated return as Ted DiBiase Jr.’s Bodyguard. Although I believe the first 3 seconds are the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Caught Making Up Names While Talking About Wrestle Kingdom

7 Submitted by on Mon, 01 January 2018, 08:00
Shrewsbury, MA – During an extensive discussion of New Japan Pro Wrestling’s upcoming Wrestle Kingdom 12, it was revealed that longtime wrestling fan Jack Ames has been making up names and facts in order to sound like he knows what he’s talking about. At the weekly meeting of the Super Wrestling Friends Club at the Shrewsbury Buffalo Wild Wings location, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s not just stupid, but dangerous too!

14 Submitted by on Fri, 29 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So “The Villian” Marty Scurll is one of the breakout stars of 2017. This year he’s held gold in both Ring of Honor and New Japan Pro Wrestling, co-starred in the being the Elite web-series, and even has a T-shirt at Hot Topic. And he’s also had a REMARKABLY ill-advised umbrella from New Japan Pro Wrestling Continue Reading...
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2017: A Look Back In Horror – The Worst In Wrestling!

81 Submitted by on Thu, 28 December 2017, 20:00
Greetings, all. Hope you had a lovely Christmas, or whatever you may celebrate. This is my fifth year in a row writing this list for WrestleCrap, and I consider the final product a pretty fair (albeit subjective) barometer of what was bad in wrestling throughout 2017. Some items were, “Bad, but I smiled.” Others were, “Bad, and I shook my Continue Reading...
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RD and Blade Vids

0 Submitted by on Wed, 27 December 2017, 02:00
We thought it would be fun to put all our YouTube videos in one place, so here they be.  And be ready for the new RD and Blade radio progrem! RD Reynolds – Heel Commentator from 1997! A quick glance up at that image may not give you much to work with but look closer.Notice the logo underneath “Neanderthal”? Can’t be, Continue Reading...
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It Came From Youtube: Bonkers AXS wrestling commercial

5 Submitted by on Wed, 27 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So between New Japan having it’s first live show in the United States and Bullet Club Merch selling like hotcakes at Hot Topic it’s been a pretty good year for New Japan. But the company’s success in the United States wasn’t always a sure thing and AXS’s first commercial for the product was certainly unique if Continue Reading...
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Induction: TNA Reverse Battle Royal: Three Stages of Hell

26 Submitted by on Tue, 26 December 2017, 09:00
In 2006, TNA felt the need to further live up to its reputation as the masters of pointless innovation. See, TNA was staging a “Fight for the Right” tournament, named after the Beastie Boys song, with the prize being a shot at the NWA title. While Dale Oliver had composed one of his famous and highly p(lagia)rized themes, TNA still Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Cruiserweights Give Enzo Amore A Christmas He’ll Never Forget

1 Submitted by on Mon, 25 December 2017, 08:00
Hackensack, NJ – WWE’s Cruiserweights celebrated the holiday season together much to the chagrin of current Cruiserweight champion Enzo Amore. The stars of 205 Live played in the snow, ice skated, and enjoyed each other’s company. It made Amore sad. “Bah, humbug, yo,” said Amore starring out the window of his leopard-print covered apartment while all the other WWE Cruiserweights Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: WWF Christmas Party 2001: They Sure Don’t Have Parties Like THIS Anymore!

14 Submitted by on Mon, 25 December 2017, 01:03
WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds Office Christmas parties ain’t what they used to be. While I was never privy to the insanity that apparently took place back in the 70’s (according to TV and film, those things had everything from guys xeroxing their anuses to drugs to orgies to guys xeroxing their anuses with drugs while having an orgie), I Continue Reading...
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