Would you *shell* out 20 bucks to see Kowabunga wrestle?

(I know that’s just meant as a pun, but the answer is no)

New induction!

WWE didn’t leave Australia empty-handed.

They brought Stomper The Kangaroo with them!

Hop on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Time to answer the age-old (ok, week old) question – was Undertaker-Hunter worse than Age in the Cage?

Find out in a NEW INDUCTION!

Crikey! Super Show-Down was a night to remember, mate!

Grab some Vegemite and read all about it in Headlies!

Professional Gay Wrestling:

They’re here,

They’re queer,

They’re a new induction!

Brie Bella is taking her strong kicks to the NFL.

Put on a helmet and read all about it in Headlies!

Meat Wrestling’s Biggest Klutz – Clumsy Shawn Stasiak!

Fall face first into our newest induction!

Why so serious?

We’ve got an A-List actor as the new Doink The Clown!

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  • Impact Wrestling Promises One On-Screen Murder Per Episode Or Your Money Back
  • Vince McMahon Now Suffering From Severe Vegemite Addiction After Returning From Australia
  • Finn Balor Injured After Giving Too Many "Too Sweets" At New York Comic Con
  • The Corre To Reunite At Smackdown 1000
  • Impact Officials and HHH Meet in Stamford, Discuss TNA Purchasing WWE
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Headlies: Rob Van Dam Defends The WWE European Championship During Clash Of Champions

3 Submitted by on Mon, 18 December 2017, 08:00
Boston, MA – In a shocking and unexpected move, former WWE star Rob Van Dam defended his WWE European Championship during Clash of Champions. A proud Van Dam confidently strode out in front of the crowd, casually hitting his classic “R-V-D” pose! The crowd reaction was a mixture of surprise and confusion, but Van Dam took it in stride. As Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Silent Night Bloody Night – Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Lovely is Your Barbed Wire

11 Submitted by on Sat, 16 December 2017, 15:45
TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds Confession time here at the Crap.  Last year during the Gooker Award voting, I was concerned. No, more than that, I was scared, mortified, almost, at what appeared to be an inevitability: a TNA angle was going to win WrestleCrap’s biggest (and by biggest I do mean ‘only’) award. The storyline was the Robert Roode-Traci Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Back to the Future Christmas – Great Scott! This Show Sucks!

23 Submitted by on Sat, 16 December 2017, 08:35
Cartoon, 1992 Note from RD: It’s that time of year again – CHRISTMAS!  As is the tradition around these parts, my last induction of the year prior to Christmas is always a non-wrestling one that focuses on a terrible Christmas movie or TV special.  Take a break from awful wrestling with an awful yule log instead! As I write this, I am Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Babes in Toyland – Georgy Porgie Puddin’ Pie, Shows RD His Cameltoe and Makes Him Cry

12 Submitted by on Fri, 15 December 2017, 08:45
Theatrical Motion Picture, 1986 Special Note from RD: This is yet another trek down memory lane, as I take a look at one of the worst holiday movies ever made. This has nothing to do with wrestling, but in the spirit of the season, I thought it might be fun to cover. If you just want wrestling, hit the back Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Workshop Street Fight: On Don West’s Christmas Wish List: SPANK ACTION!

3 Submitted by on Thu, 14 December 2017, 19:06
TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds Over the years, at times, I’ve felt as though I’m running out of material on this here site. Generally when I feel that way, I then get a flood of requests for things I either a) never saw; b) don’t remember; or more often c) saw, thought “Man that was atrocious and I never ever Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – Yes, This is a Real Movie

9 Submitted by on Thu, 14 December 2017, 19:00
Movie, 1964  Quick Note from RD: As is the tradition ’round these parts this time of year, I take time away from WrestleCrap and delve into the equally amusing and absurd world of HolidayMovieCrap. Enjoy! Ah yes, the holidays are upon us once again. For many, the highlight is waiting to see what’s waiting for themselves under the tree. For Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The TNA Impact VIP package for TV tapings includes a special treat!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 12 December 2017, 17:02
Check out all the stuff you get if you fork over $199 for the VIP ticket package for the January 2018 TNA Impact TV tapings… including the Inagural Impact Mini-Golf Championship where you can presumably play Miniature Golf with either TNA wrestlers, or other fans (or maybe both!). Gos, somebody call “Mr. Hole-In-One” Barry Darsow! TNA needs to sign him, stat! Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Local Independent Wrestler Hospitalized After Slapping His Thighs Too Much

1 Submitted by on Mon, 11 December 2017, 08:00
Nashua, NH – Independent wrestler Johnny Flipz was hospitalized this weekend due to self-inflicted wounds to his thighs. Flipz was competing in the triple-threat main event of New Hampshire Pro Wrestling Syndicate’s annual “Live Free Or Piledrive” event at Sununu Elementary School against “The Mad Millienial” Matt Milbury and Sgt. Biff Flagg when the injury occurred. “I knew something was Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Extreme Wrestlers ring and generic figures play set

2 Submitted by on Fri, 08 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Anthony Cox writes: Just in time for Christmas is this fake Roman Reigns playset complete with Red Pants Jobber guy to make him look STRONG!!!!! I bet his catchphrase is “BELIEVE THIS!” If I was a 10 year old wrestling fan and I got this for Christmas I’d be so disappointed… at first. Then, I’d realize I could use Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Good Santa vs. Bad Santa – Cancel Christmas? How About Raw Instead?

35 Submitted by on Thu, 07 December 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2013 I’m probably setting myself up for a lot of hate mail, but I was talking with a friend the other day about how it feels as though the legendary A Christmas Story is somewhat played out.  Don’t get me wrong, I still love that movie and consider it an all-time classic.  But it’s been aired non-stop for years and Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Needles the Tailor: The Superstars’ Stitch Bitch

5 Submitted by on Tue, 05 December 2017, 09:00
WWF, 1992 Text by Harry Simon It has been said that “clothes make the man.” But what about the man who makes the clothes that makes the man? What’s his story? Well, in the WWF’s case, he was a nervous little fella who talked like an unholy cross between Professor Frink from The Simpsons and every neurotic middle-aged guy in every Woody Allen Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Luchador on Local Indie Show Looks Suspiciously Familiar

0 Submitted by on Mon, 04 December 2017, 08:00
(Today’s Headlie was written by Crapper Seth “Citizen Kane Dewey” Falvo. Thanks Seth!) Mena, AR – Despite being introduced as “a rising star in the underground Mexican wrestling scene” making a one-night only appearance in the United States, many fans in attendance for Saturday night’s Western Arkansas Championship Wrestling (WACW) event felt that promotional newcomer El Ganso Rojo, a luchador Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Of course Japan would sell these wrestling shirts, because Japan.

4 Submitted by on Fri, 01 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Japanese indy wrestling promotion DDT has done a very Japanese thing and released officially licensed Popeye and Monchichi shirts. http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd429 http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd559 http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd561 And for those millennial Wrestlecrappers who don’t know what a Monchichi is… If the really want to be weird, they should have put WrestleCrap’s own Gay Popeye on the shirt! “Well blow me…. down! Continue Reading...
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Induction: Stephanie vs. Vickie – Lie, Cheat, and Puke

33 Submitted by on Thu, 30 November 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2014 It was June 2014, and Vickie Guerrero was approaching the end of her long and unexpectedly successful tenure as an on-screen character and authority figure. Now, I distinctly recall watching in person the previous summer as the McMahons fired Vickie from the Raw GM position. It was one of those oh-so-riveting performance reviews that WWE loves to center Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Impact Wrestling Loses Millions During Black Friday Sale

8 Submitted by on Mon, 27 November 2017, 08:00
Toronto, Canada – While many North American companies reaped the benefits of having Black Friday sales, Impact Wrestling reportedly lost a staggering amount of money. Although a “breakdown in communications” is the company’s official excuse as to why they had such poor and confusing sales, a closed-door meeting among Anthem Sports executives shed light on a litany of issues plaguing Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Not all of The Rock’s shirts were winners…

9 Submitted by on Fri, 24 November 2017, 02:00
INTERIOR- A WWE merchandise development meeting. VINCE: Okay, so The Rock is really popular and we need to come up with some catchy slogans to put on t-shirts! Boys, what do you have? STOOGE #1: Well, he said “Pie” a few times, let’s put that on a shirt! VINCE: Good, good! Anything else? STOOGE #2: How about… “How’s your lips?… ‘Cause Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Rampage (staring The Rock) trailer

0 Submitted by on Wed, 22 November 2017, 02:00
LICENSE TO DESTROY BUILDINGS AND EAT PEOPLE! The Rock Dwayne Johnson stars in “Rampage”- a movie based on the very fun 1980’s arcade game that features a giant Godzilla-like lizard, a King Kong-like giant ape, and a giant  Wolfman destroying buildings! At least the movie seems to know it’s a bunch of silly nonsense and The Rock does too! This should Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The Nasty Boys Invade a Science Center

7 Submitted by on Tue, 21 November 2017, 15:00
WCW, 1995  I admit it: I screwed up. In the middle of working on the editing of the new WrestleCrap Celebrity Roast DVD (which comes with the 2010 WrestleCrap Archive Discs FREE – preorder it here!), I ignored my email completely for over a week. In doing so, I missed this email from Triple Kelly: “Hey Deal! How is everything? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Gobbledy Gooker dances with his new wrestler friends

33 Submitted by on Tue, 21 November 2017, 02:00
By now I’m sure most all of you have seen The Gobbledy Gooker’s infamous debut at Survivor Series 1990 where he hatched from an egg, and square danced with Mean Gene Okerlund to “Turkey In The Straw”. But did you know he appeared in vignettes shortly afterward on WWF Superstars and WWF Challenge? I guess they wanted to get some Continue Reading...
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