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Twenty-nine years straight down the crapper!

The final WCW Saturday Night…now inducted!

Kenny Omega vs Bryan Danielson was old-school entertain

Real old-school.

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East meets East when Funaki learns Kung Fu.

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It was the only officially licensed WWE ride ever made.

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Relive the legendary career of the original Sin Cara.

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Utter chaos!

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XPW’s Angel falls off a 40-foot scaffold, without even a pool of sewage to break his fall!

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Cameron Grimes is stackin’ money with his own cryptocurrency!

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Headlies: “Dog-Faced Gremlin” Rick Steiner Demands Match Against Puppy MJF

1 Submitted by on Mon, 13 July 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Former WCW star Rick “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” Steiner has issued an open challenge to Puppy MJF following his win at the AEW Puppy Battle Royale. Steiner, foaming at the chance for a match, vowed to come out of retirement to take on this four-legged newcomer. He expressed his desire to be the top dog in All Elite Continue Reading...
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Induction: Big Apple Takedown – Torrie Wilson’s (Drug) Bust

16 Submitted by on Thu, 09 July 2020, 20:00
WWE Books, 2006 Big Apple Takedown was the second and last official WWE novel. Like the Kane biography Journey Into Darkness before it, the book struggled to find an audience mature enough for its adult content but immature enough to read a novel about what TV wrestlers might do in their spare time. To clarify Big Apple Takedown’s intended audience, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Celebrates The Great American Bashams

7 Submitted by on Mon, 06 July 2020, 08:00
Columbus, OH – Following the success of this past week’s The Great American Bash on NXT, WWE has decided to keep the theme going with a new event called The Great American Bashams. Throughout the weekend, the WWE Network highlighted the career of Doug and Danny Basham. The former two-time WWE Tag Team Champions received the star treatment with an Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Everyone Aboard the USS Intrepid Except Lex Luger – Time to Defect!

26 Submitted by on Thu, 02 July 2020, 20:00
WWF, 1993 The trope of a brave American protecting his country from evil foreigners inside a wrestling ring may be as old as the business itself.  It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if our pal Karl Stern dug up stories of Abe Lincoln hitting a stove pipe driver on someone named Sombrero Sam during the Mexican-American war in the Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 295!!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 30 June 2020, 22:12
Blade is near death, RD’s computer is on the fritz (apologies for the audio issues!), and both the wrestling and real worlds are in shambles. But WrestleCrap Radio won’t die! Episode 295 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bored Undertaker Aimlessly Using His Powers Around The House

2 Submitted by on Mon, 29 June 2020, 08:00
Austin, TX – After indicating that he is retiring from professional wrestling, boredom has already set in for The Undertaker. Despite doing occasional interviews through Skype, the Deadman he has had difficulty adjusting to domestic life. “It will take some time to get used to retirement,” said his wife, former WWE Diva Michelle McCool. “When he’s not leaving angry comments Continue Reading...
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Induction: Armed & Famous with Trish Stratus – If you ever take a trip down to Delaware County, Indiana…

22 Submitted by on Thu, 25 June 2020, 20:24
TV show, 2007 Trish Stratus left wrestling at the top of her game, retiring the Women’s Champion in her hometown. So naturally, she wanted to parlay that momentum into a career in law enforcement – and CBS wanted to make that career change a reality. In December 2006, Trish and four other celebrities joined the Muncie, Indiana Police Department for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “No Masks!” Declares Vince McMahon From Inside Protective Bubble

1 Submitted by on Mon, 22 June 2020, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – WWE CEO Vince McMahon reiterated his declaration that Superstars, personal, and fans not wear masks. Despite his decree, McMahon himself has encased himself in a plastic sphere similar to the Bubble Boy, David Vetter. McMahon, who entered the protective bubble earlier this week, as opposed to the metaphorical one he’s lived in for the past 40 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WCW Bill Goldberg toy truck looks familiar…

2 Submitted by on Fri, 19 June 2020, 02:00
This is a WCW Road Rebels Bill Goldberg toy truck that comes with a Goldberg figure. First of all, Goldberg looks like he’s auditioning for Right Said Fred with that vest/muscle shirt combo outfit… But what the truck really seems to be is a souped-up version of Fred Sanford’s salvage truck from Sanford And Son. “WCW, you big dummies!”....
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Headlies: WWE Now Selling Jeff Hardy’s Urine

7 Submitted by on Mon, 15 June 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Over the weekend, Shop.WWE.com began selling actual urine samples from legendary Superstar Jeff Hardy. The sale, inspired by the on-screen drug test Hardy was forced to take by his nemesis Sheamus, featured genuine Jeff Hardy urine in a sterile container. Available in small, medium, large, and “Charismatic Asparagus”, the containers also feature original artwork by Hardy.  What Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Chris Jericho Faces Colt Cabana In A “Podcasting Microphone On A Pole Match”

2 Submitted by on Mon, 08 June 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Chris Jericho took on Colt Cabana this weekend to determine which professional wrestling star was the best podcaster. The Battle Of The Podcasters, set to air on this week’s AEW Dynamite, was a natural progression of their feud from last week. Both Jericho and Cabana host successful wrestling podcasts and a simple grappling match could not contain Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Not just a referee figure- a talking referee figure!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 05 June 2020, 02:00
It’s a talking referee figure. I’ll just let the company that made it describe it… Three Counting and Talking Referee Action Figure by Figures Toy Company. Squeeze his legs together and he will throw his arm up and say five different sayings! This goes great with your other wrestling action figures and accessories. Takes 3 LR44 watch batteries (included). Figure Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever” Will Be Repurposed Savage-Steamboat Footage

4 Submitted by on Mon, 01 June 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials have discovered a way to ensure that the advertised “Greatest Wrestling Match Ever” between Randy Orton and Edge at Backlash will indeed be the world’s greatest wrestling match. WWE CEO Vince McMahon and his writing team have been scrambling for weeks trying to think of a way to actually make another Orton-Edge match great. After Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mexican Mad Magazine is awesome!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 29 May 2020, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: From the WCW Worldwide blog check out this Mexican edition of Mad Magazine! Wow, La Parka just kicked the crap out of Superman! That’ll teach him for making us all sit through Superman IV! And yet La Parka still couldn’t get a decent push in WCW… Forget Kryptonite! Superman’s real weakness is apparently the deadly folding chair!...
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WrestleCrap Radio 294!!

0 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2020, 20:45
WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton discuss the three things every wrestling podcast needs: golf carts, belts, and pregnancies! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kairi Sane Joins Jethro Tull

5 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – WWE Superstar Kairi Sane has officially joined British classic rock band Jethro Tull as their new flutist. At last Monday’s Raw, Sane honored her friend Asuka’s WWE Raw Women’s Championship coronation with a beautiful flute solo. Though it was interrupted by Nia Jax, the brief concert did not go unnoticed in the music world. “She really was Continue Reading...
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Induction: UWF Beach Brawl – Don’t count Herb Abrams out (unless it’s a street fight)

21 Submitted by on Thu, 21 May 2020, 20:52
UWF, 1991 Herb Abrams was a big-time wrestling fan, and a wealthy one, at that. Abrams was one of the first to prove what a dangerous combination that was, launching the Universal Wrestling Federation in 1990, signing up all the big names he could and putting them on TV before their paychecks bounced. But if Abrams wanted the UWF to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Otis Gets Middle Management Job After Money In The Bank Match

2 Submitted by on Mon, 11 May 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After obtaining the Money In The Bank Briefcase, WWE Superstar Otis Dozovic ended up gaining a new job in WWE’s corporate office. The beloved Superstar raced through Titan Tower along with Rey Mysterio, Baron Corbin, Aleister Black, AJ Styles, and Daniel Bryan in order to win the Money In The Bank briefcase. The battle spilled throughout WWE’s Continue Reading...
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