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Six-sided ring, two nunchucks, and a Partridge in a cage match?

It’s not the twelve days of Christmas… it’s a new induction!

AJ Styles was so phenomenal at Clash Of Champions that the laws of science could not contain him.

Hold on tight and read all about it in Headlies!

AEW has a fool-proof plan to keep their championship belt just in case Chris Jericho has anymore bubbly bubbly.

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It’s Hulk Hogan’s Most Egotistical Match Ever!

Care to Guess Which One It Is?

NEW INDUCTION!

We hope you brought your appetite for AEW’s Cracker Barrel Clash!

Tie on your bib and dig in to Headlies!

RD and Blade go in-depth discussing Mickie James turning 40, AEW All Out, CM Punk, and WrestleCrap Radio’s 14 Year Anniversary!

Before Yoga for Regular Guys, there was Positivity for Perverts.

Self-help DDP, inducted –

– and that’s not a bad thing. That’s a good thing!

AEW has the hottest feud in wrestling and their weekly shows haven’t even started yet!

Grab your official Burger Towel(tm) and read all about it in Headlies!

Botchamania, Wrestling with Wregret, the Blue Meanie, Bill Apter and WrestleCrap Unite to tear apart Eugene, The Greater Power, and the Blonde Bytch!

Super Video Induction Special!

Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

Exclusively for our friends on Patreon – just $2 a month gets you in!

Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

Get ready to peel out in a brand-new Headlies!

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For Crappers with Archive Access ONLY – RD Rails on Eric Bischoff!

12 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:36

Here’s some fun for my fellow Crappers with Archive Access – I’ve uploaded my response to all the garbage Eric Bischoff has been saying about me. This will be posted at some point in the Event Center for Starrcast, but I figure why not give my TRUE supporters a sneak peak? So yeah, log into the archives and let me Continue Reading...

Headlies: Nicholas Added To Roman Reigns-Bobby Lashley #1 Contender Match

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 July 2018, 08:00

Cincinnati, OH – Fans were stunned when Stephanie McMahon made her historic announcement on Monday Night Raw. Speculation had been running wild with many believing the announcement would reveal new Women’s Tag Team belts or the return of WWF ice cream bars. “Well, I’ve done it again,” bragged McMahon to the live crowd. “I, Stephanie McMahon, the beautiful genius, have Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Chris Jericho “Wanna-Bee” t-shirt is bee-yond lame!

10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 July 2018, 02:00

Today we have the Chris Jericho “Wanna-Bee” shirt. It has a dead bee on it (because Chris apparently hates “Jumpin” Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair for some reason). So he added an extra “e” to “Wannabe” and put a picture of a dead be on the shirt, because… Uh… Take it away, Spice Girls! If you wannabe fashionable, just stay Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Dr. D’s GUN SHOW – BANG!

15 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 19 July 2018, 20:00

WWF, 1985 There aren’t many things in life I regret; I can easily count on one hand the number of instances I wish I could change. But tonight’s induction is a spotlight on something I wish I could roll back the calendar so I could tweak my life slightly. I’ve been following pro wrestling since early 1985. Yes, I was Continue Reading...

Not a Joke! David Arquette on WrestleCrap Panel at Starrcast!

8 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 18 July 2018, 16:45

And also not a joke, here to tell you more is SEAN MOONEY in the Starrcast EVENT CENTER! GET TO STARRCAST, KIDS!!...

Headlies: Shark Accidentally Left Inside Cage With James Ellsworth

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 July 2018, 08:00

Pittsburgh, PA – A series of errors at last night’s Extreme Rules event led to a shark accidentally being left inside the cage used to hold James Ellsworth above the ring. The regrettable event took place during last night’s match between Asuka and Carmella for the Smackdown Women’s Championship. To prevent Ellsworth from interfering in the match, he was placed Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Sunny’s autobiography- you really can judge a book by its cover!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 July 2018, 02:00

A few years ago Tammy “Sunny” Sytch released an autobiography. Hey, is that bird crap on the cover? Oh, it’s supposed to be a shattered windshield. Well, her life has kind of been like a car crash I guess… Hey look, there’s a typo on the back cover blurb! “The original WEE Diva”? Is it too much to ask that a Continue Reading...

Induction: Great Khali, Punjabi Playboy – Huge Hefner

27 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 12 July 2018, 20:00

WWE, 2008-2009 What do you do with a guy like Great Khali? Legitimately one of the tallest men to ever step in a WWE ring, Khali had a lot going for him – international appeal, an impressive physique, and an awe-inspiring stature. But he wasn’t quite the complete package, lacking a few key abilities that a sports-entertainer needed to get Continue Reading...

Headlies: Green Shirt Guy To Be Used As A Weapon At Extreme Rules

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 July 2018, 08:00

Boston, MA – In a first for WWE, a fan will be a legal weapon during all matches at Extreme Rules. The surprise announcement was made by WWE COO Triple H live on Monday Night Raw. Triple H, wearing his coolest leather jacket, gave a patented extended promo to start the show. He passionately laid out the history of Extreme Continue Reading...

It Came from YouTube: Moonwalk DDT!

4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 08 July 2018, 20:32

Fake Drake, you’ve been hit by…you’ve been hit by…a SMOOTH CRIMINAL!...

Someone Bought This: Fake Razor Ramon shirt is oozing… something.

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 July 2018, 16:17

Crapper Simone Simone writes: Now this is some WrestleCrap merchandise!...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan goes to the Minnesota State Fair

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 July 2018, 02:00

Apparently if you went to the 1989 Minnesota State Fair you got an Atomic Leg Drop from Hulk Hogan! Gee, when I went to the State Fair all I got was a soft pretzel, and sick on the Tilt-A-Whirl…...

INDUCTION: Great American Bash 2012 – The Least American Bash of All Time!

20 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 05 July 2018, 20:00

WWE, 2012 The original Great American Bash of 1985 is one of my earliest memories of professional wrestling. As I’ve noted before in other inductions, I’ve always been a fan of events taking into account holidays. When you think about it, what is more apropos of pro wrestling than the United States’ Independence Day, which takes place on the 4th Continue Reading...

It Came from YouTube: All American Undertaker!

9 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 04 July 2018, 08:48

In celebration of the 4th of July, here’s a goofy segment in which the Undertaker joins the All Americans prior to Survivor Series 1993. While Taker bedecked with a Betsy Ross flag is the notable centerpiece, pay attention to Lex Luger’s reaction – he celebrates like he just won his first world title! Have a great 4th, everyone!...

WWE: Inflatable Tube Men Hold Intervention For Bayley

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 July 2018, 08:00

Sioux Falls, SD – Following her vicious attack on former friend Sasha Banks, Bayley was given an intervention by her wacky waving inflatable tube men. The Tube Men, usually seen during Bayley’s entrance to the ring, gathered in Conference Room B of the Denny Sanford Premier Center. Joining the Tube Men was world-renowned therapist Dr. Shelby. “I’d like to Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWE Surf Rider inflatable pool toy

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 June 2018, 02:00

Just in time for Summer it’s a WWE Jet Surf Rider pool toy! Because wrestlers have much to do with an inflatable pool toy, apparently....

Induction: Bad Guys – Sometimes, it’s good to be bad. Not this time, but sometimes.

11 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 28 June 2018, 21:37

Movie, 1986 It’s a sunny afternoon in Los Angeles, and Dave Atkins is driving his pickup truck when the fuzz gets on his tail. With siren wailing, a police officer pursues him through the suburban LA streets on a motorcycle. Fighting traffic and the terrible glare that shows up in many of the shots, Dave thinks he has lost the Continue Reading...

Headlies: 205 Live Roster To Fight Over Money In The Bank Coin Purse

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 June 2018, 08:00

San Diego, CA – At a locker room meeting with the wrestlers from 205 Live, WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced that they would be participating in their own Money In The Bank Ladder match. The locker room buzzed with excitement, the possibilities of incredible high spots and daring aerial moves flying through their heads. The Luchadores huddled together immediately while Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio #274!!!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 23 June 2018, 09:47

RD and Blade are back to talk reverse vasectomies, the Flexing Dutch Oven, the return of David Arquette, and a great new charity drive, Becky Lynch Dolls Across America! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Thanks to you, we are now doing guaranteed monthly shows! Help us out, won’t you? Listen to the show Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Keep cool this summer…. with Psycho Sid!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 June 2018, 02:00

It’s Sycho Sid / Sid Justice / Sid Vicious shilling for Super Soaker squirt guns! I guess that makes sense… Sid always looked like someone doused him with one of these things just before he came out to the aisle! SychoSidSquirtsSomeone.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...

INDUCTION: Amnesia Barry Darsow – Mr. Hole In One’s Memory Gets Repossessed!

27 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 21 June 2018, 20:00

WCW, 1999 One of the things I really loved about the early days of WrestleCrap.com was the sense of being able to prove to long-time fans that horrible wrestling angles and characters they thought they could have only imagined did in fact exist. As the site has grown to its current gargantuan state over nearly two decades, it’s tougher to Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Announces “Ronda Rousey Walking Simulator” Video Game

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 June 2018, 08:00

Los Angeles, CA – The biggest news to come out of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, also known as E3, was the surprise announcement of the new WWE video game “Ronda Rousey Walking Simulator”. Fans crowded into Annex Room C to watch stylistic video package narrated in-person by WWE CEO Vince McMahon. Many assumed that this would be the reveal for Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Take care of your zits the cool way…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 June 2018, 02:00

It’s a WWF Stridex promotional trading card! if you’re going to have pimples you might as well also have some cool pictures of WWF wrestlers too. I wonder if any of the wrestlers used Stridex to deal with their backne?...

Induction: The GLOW Pilot – Chat with hot singles (and tag teams) in your area!

33 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 14 June 2018, 23:52

GLOW, 1985 With Netflix’s GLOW series returning for a second season in just a few weeks, it’s time to look back on where it all began: the 1985 pilot for the original women’s wrestling series. Now normally, we at Wrestlecrap leave GLOW alone – not just because we’d end up inducting a different GLOW gimmick every week for years, but Continue Reading...

Headlies: The Cleveland Cavaliers Sign Basket Case

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 11 June 2018, 08:00

Cleveland, OH – Following their devastating sweep at the hands of the Golden State Warriors in the NBA Finals, the Cleveland Cavaliers announced that they have signed former WCW star Basket Case. Fielding questions from the press Monday morning, General Manager Koby Altman stated that the signing had been months in the making. “The time to rebuild is now. We Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Condom 3:16

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 June 2018, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Here is some one liners abouth this: 1) A snakeskin for your foreskin. 2) Condom 3:16 says I just fucked your ass *waits for a gong from the WCR gong or chirps from the crickets* ...

INDUCTION: Basket Case – Boom Crapalappa!

40 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 07 June 2018, 20:00

WCW, 2000 This induction has literally been years in the making. That doesn’t mean it will be good. It may be horrible. But I say that it IS something I have been wanting to do for years and could never do so. Why? Because I could never find footage of the legendary WCW superstar known as BASKET CASE. Basket Case, Continue Reading...

Headlies: Dixie Carter Stars In An Episode Of “Undercover Boss”

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 04 June 2018, 08:00

Toronto, ON – In an effort to stay one step ahead of WWE, Dixie Carter recently filmed an episode of the television show “Undercover Boss”. The show features the head of a company wearing a disguise and posing as a new hire to learn about their company and some of the workers. Over the course of a day, Carter, sporting Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Do you need life advice? Captain Lou is here to help!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 June 2018, 02:00

Are you having problems in life? Do you need some friendly advice? Maybe a laugh or two? Captain Lou Albano is here to help! From the 1987 WWF merchandise catalog comes “The Wit And Wisdom Of Captain Lou Albano” authored by (who else?) The Captain himself! Yes, it even includes an introduction by Vince McMahon himself! I wonder what the Continue Reading...

Induction: Poop in the Pool – It’s a fecal matter, baby

20 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 31 May 2018, 20:00

Ohio Valley Wrestling, 2012 If you’ve been a long-time reader of Wrestlecrap, you’ll know that our inductions all tend to fall into one of these seven categories: A. Bad wrestling gimmicks B. Bad wrestling matches C. Bad wrestling events D. Bad wrestling media E. Bad wrestling angles with Kane F. Bad wrestling angles without Kane G. Feces Now, to see Continue Reading...