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Headlies: WWE Gives Saudi Royal Family Curt Hawkins As A Gift
1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 30 April 2018, 08:00
Jeddah, Saudi Arabia – As a token of his appreciation for hosting the Greatest Royal Rumble, Vince McMahon has given WWE Superstar Curt Hawkins as a gift to the hosts of the event. “We have had an absolutely incredible time here in Saudi Arabia,” said McMahon in a press conference. “The people, the culture, the food. The piles of money Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: King Of The (ugly) Ring
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 April 2018, 02:00
I was reading J.W’s Wrestling Memorabilia and Memories blog when I came across this really intersting entry about the 1993 Hasbro King Of The Ring wrestling ring toy. It’s basically the same thing as the blue toy ring that a lot of you Crappers probably had back in the day, but this time it’s a hideous banana yellow! How am Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: WWF on Family Feud in 1993 – The Ultimate Battle of GOOD VS. EVIL!!!
32 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 26 April 2018, 20:00
Game Show, 1993 WrestleCrap just hit its 18th birthday earlier this month, and during nearly our entire existence we’ve loved inducting game shows featuring pro wrestlers. Be it Double Dare, Singled Out, or even other episodes of Family Feud, it’s a true passion for us. I mean seriously, what could be better than watching your in-ring favorites forgo attempting to Continue Reading...
Induction: Double Dare’s Super-Slop-O-Mania – Still more mature than Punk’d
19 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 26 April 2018, 02:00Nickelodeon/WWF, 1989 With two former wrestlers like Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan handling announcing duties for years in the WWF, constantly at odds, don’t you find it odd that they never squared off in the ring to settle their differences? Why, Michael Cole was barely a year into his insufferable jerk persona before he and Jerry Lawler had a series Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Legion Of Doom share their Power Shake secret!
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 25 April 2018, 02:00The Legion Of Doom prepare a Power Shake for Sean Mooney! Um… I think I’ll pass, but thanks anyway, guys… ThirstySeanMooney.com, I bet that URL’s not taken…...
Headlies: The Rock To Star In ‘Centipede’ Movie
5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 April 2018, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – Following the surprise success of Rampage, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has agreed to start in the new Centipede movie. “The Rock is proud of every movie he’s starred in,” said The Rock. “From Race To Witch Mountain all the way to Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, they’ve all been winners. There’s something special about Rampage, though. The Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The worst font ever put on a shirt
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 April 2018, 02:00Today we have an AJ Styles TNA shirt. But not just any AJ Styles TNA shirt. An AJ Styles shirt that uses a font the makes it look like either bird crap, or ejaculated semen. “And that’s all I have to say about that”. – Forrest Gump....
Induction: The 1992 WBF Championship – Posers beware
32 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 19 April 2018, 20:00
Titan Sports, 1992 The World Bodybuilding Federation was Vince McMahon’s ill-advised foray into the sport of bodybuilding. I say, “ill-advised” for a number of reasons. For one, it launched just as former WWF steroid supplier Dr. George Zahorian was standing trial, leading to the WWF’s steroid scandal of the early 90s and McMahon’s indictment on distribution charges. That, and nobody Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WWF Spin Fighters toy commercial
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 18 April 2018, 02:00So WWF Spin Fighters were toy tops that crashed into each other until one knocked the other one out of a little plastic table. Thrilling. You can see a closeup of them here. ...
It Came From YouTube: Apparently, Miz and Maryse Were Right
2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 16 April 2018, 08:11
With the news of John Cena & Nikki Bella’s separation, it appears that Miz and Maryse were right all along. Who knew?...
Headlies: Nicholas To Face Necro Butcher At CZW’s Tournament Of Death
6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 April 2018, 08:00
Townsend, DE – The wrestling world was stunned today with the announcement that former WWE tag team champion Nicholas will be taking on the Necro Butcher at CZW’s Tournament of Death. The event, which takes place in an empty field in Delaware, has become famous for extreme acts of violence and mayhem. It is not uncommon for wrestlers to leave Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Undertaker “Thank You” retirement urn
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 April 2018, 02:00Presenting The Undertaker “Thank You” retirement commemorative urn! Boy, this is going to be a really awkward thing to own when he actually dies, won’t it? Oh well, I guess he’s urned it…...
It Came From YouTube: The German WWF Full Metal album ad is weird.
0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 11 April 2018, 02:00So basically in this German ad Razor and Diesel go nuts over the WWF Full Metal album. They actually like their copies came with free fanny packs or something....
Headlies: Thousands Of Fans Wear The Same Bullet Club Shirt To Wrestlemania
5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 April 2018, 08:00
New Orleans, LA – Fans in attendance for Wrestlemania were shocked and embarrassed to find that thousands of others in attendance were wearing the same exact Bullet Club shirt. “I knew something was wrong when I got on the plane to come here and saw about 30 Bullet Club shirts,” said professional Fortnite player Jeff Slater. “I figured they’d Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Ahmed Johnson goes undercover as… something.
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 April 2018, 02:00This is an Ahmed Johnson figure from the S.T.O.M.P line where wrestlers had secret jobs as… spies? Secret Agents? I don’t know what Ahmed is really supposed to be, here. With the club (?) and the chainsaw (!) he kind of looks like a deranged farmer. All right, everybody sing along! “Old McJohnson had a farm… BOZO SOUP AND STARS!” Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Pete Rose Meets Kane – Who Is the REAL Big Red Machine?
27 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 05 April 2018, 20:00
WWF, 1998-2000 I was there for 4,192. Sorry, I didn’t do that right. Let me try it again. “I was there for 4,192.” I put it in quotes, because that’s something I say every single time I meet a fellow Cincinnati Reds fan. You say that to anyone in the Cincy area, and they know exactly what you are talking Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Harvey Wippleman & Giant Gonzalez are ready for Undertaker
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 04 April 2018, 02:00My big takeaway from this is that Giant Gonzalez speaks English (and pretty well, too!). I love how he lumbers around behind Harvey making scary faces....
Headlies: WWE Staff Already Ignoring Kid Rock
8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 April 2018, 08:00
New Orleans, LA – WWE officials, staff members, and Superstars have all collectively started to ignore Hall of Fame Inductee Kid Rock. The rap/rock/country artist arrived in New Orleans early this morning to go through a walk-through for his WWE Hall of Fame inductions. The wrestling world was shocked when he was announced alongside beloved professional wrestling figures as Goldberg Continue Reading...
WrestleCrap Radio 272 – WrestleMania Preview Show!
15 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 01 April 2018, 13:01
Celebrate WrestleCrap’s 18 Year Anniversary (!!!) as RD and Blade dive into all the WrestleMania news! Who will win between Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar? How about AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura? Find out as WrestleCrap Radio gives you ALL the scoops! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. At the time of this recording, we Continue Reading...
Jobber of the Week Classic: The Easter Bunny
18 Submitted by Blade Braxton on Sun, 01 April 2018, 02:00
This week’s Jobber Of The Week holds the distinction of being the oldest individual to ever make his debut in the wrestling world. And people say Diamond Dallas Page got a late start. Try entering the business at the ripe age of over 500 years old. Yes kiddies, get your Easter baskets ready for one rotten egg of a JOTW. Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania VII shirt is funny once you know why…
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 March 2018, 02:00It’s a Wrestlemania VII shirt advertising that the event took place at the Los Angles Memorial Coliseum. This shirt is hilarious! Why, you ask? Because (quoting from Wikipedia…): WrestleMania VII was originally scheduled to be held at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, but the WWF decided to move the event to the adjacent Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena. The WWF’s Continue Reading...
Induction: Wrestlemania IV – Crapped out in Atlantic City
46 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 29 March 2018, 20:00
WWF, 1988 Anyone who knows wrestling will tell you that Wrestlemania is WWE’s biggest pay-per-view every year. Those same people will tell you that Starrcade was NWA and WCW’s biggest pay-per-view every year. But unlike Wrestlemania, Starrcade often fell victim to bizarre promotional ideas that transformed the show into one giant gimmick. Starrcade ’89 consisted solely of two round-robin tournaments Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Wrestling Buddies commercial is kind of creepy
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 March 2018, 02:00It’s a commercial for the Tonka Wrestling Buddies dolls! Mom is trying to make dinner and is sick and tired of the noise and Earthquake (yes, Tenta-sized) shaking of the foundation of her house caused by the kids upstairs. She tells her husband Henry to take care of it. So instead of disciplining his kids and telling them to knock Continue Reading...
It’s March Madness! But we hate basketball, so we talk PRO WRESTLING instead! Among the topics…GOLDBERG! Burger King’s Herb! Doink returning from the dead! And yes, FUN WITH TAMMY! Plus the debut of the STEIN LINE! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. At the time of this recording, we are 54% of the way Continue Reading...
Headlies: Shane McMahon To Jump Off Of Braun Strowman At Wrestlemania
3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 March 2018, 08:00
Pittsburgh, PA – Although he does not officially have a match for Wrestlemania, Shane McMahon has already announced that he plans to jump off of Braun Strowman. McMahon has made a name for himself in recent years by jumping off of incredibly tall structures during matches. He famously jumped off an ambulance, the Titantron, and the Hell In A Cell. Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Want to attract the ladies? Splash some Venom on!
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 March 2018, 02:00It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin “Austin 3:16 Venom” cologne! First of all, let’s look at the definition of “Venom” thanks to our friends at Merriam-Webster: Venom noun ven·om \ˈve-nəm\ 1. poison that is produced by an animal (such as a snake) and used to kill or injure another animal usually through biting or stinging 2. a very strong feeling of anger Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Vince McMahon, ECW Champion – Crap…to the EXTREME!
22 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 22 March 2018, 20:00
WWE ECW, 2007 If you weren’t a wrestling fan in the late 1980’s, I don’t know you can appreciate just what a revolutionary force Paul Heyman’s Extreme Championship Wrestling truly was. I say the 1980’s, not the 1990’s, because to really understand ECW, you need to know what ECW was in its heyday, but rather what the landscape was in Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Heidenreich vs. Alabama Doink in a casket match
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 21 March 2018, 02:00You saw them wrestle at The Golden Corral, now watch Heidenreich take on Alabama Doink in a casket match!...
Headlies: WWE Announces The Inaugural “Matilda Memorial Battle Royal”
15 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 March 2018, 08:00
Stamford, CT – At a press conference earlier today, WWE officials announced that Wrestlemania will be hosting the inaugural all-animal Matilda Memorial Battle Royal. “The fur is really going to fly at this year’s Wrestlemania as thirty animals will battle in a WWE ring,” said Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon. “Strong. Powerful. Smelly. These unique Superstars have set the bar Continue Reading...