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Headlies: Baron Corbin Has Been Broken

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 August 2017, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – WWE Superstar Baron Corbin has developed a new persona in light of recent events. Corbin, who has been acting strangely since losing failing to cash in his Money In The Bank contract on Smackdown, appeared at backstage sporting a new white streak in his suddenly bushy hair. “DELICIOUS!” exclaimed a wide-eyed Corbin while getting a meal at Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Remember one of the worst main events ever with this shirt!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 18 August 2017, 02:00
  This year’s Summer Slam is bound to be better than the 1994 one That’s the year we got The (real) Undertaker vs. The (fake) Undertaker (read all about it in The WrestleCrap Archives!). WWE must’ve thought people would really want to remember this main event because they sold a t-shirt featuring the poster artwork.. The slogan should have been “So Continue Reading...
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Induction: Triple H on Pacific Blue – XXX DX HHH vs. BMX PD

32 Submitted by on Thu, 17 August 2017, 21:23
USA Network, 1998 Pacific Blue was a USA Network show notable for two things: Kicking off the 1997 Sunday night lineup called, “Sunday Night Heat” [not to be confused with the wrestling show of the same name, which debuted the following year]… …and for being a police drama about cops who ride bikes – not motorcycles, but bicycles. Make that Continue Reading...
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Giving Props with Joey Numbers: SummerSlam 2017 Newz, Odds, and Picks!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 16 August 2017, 21:00
WWE SummerSlam News & Predictions with Joey Numbers Badda bing, badda bam!  It is our esteemed privilege to introduce all our fellow Crappers to our newest feature, Giving Props with Joey Numbers!  Yes the man you thought was just a mythical creature is in fact REAL, and he has found his home at WrestleCrap.com!  Without further adieu, I hand it Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Father Thrilled Baby’s First Words Are “Suck It”

2 Submitted by on Mon, 14 August 2017, 08:00
West Warwick, RI – On his Facebook page, 33-year-old Edmund Fox proclaimed his overwhelming pride that his 7-month-old daughter Regina’s first words were “Suck it!” Fox, the night shift assistant manager at Sam’s Food Store, was ecstatic when he heard his first-born uttering the famous catchphrase from his favorite tag team, D-Generation X. “At 8:07 am this morning, my sweet Continue Reading...
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A special message from Jed Shaffer

11 Submitted by on Fri, 11 August 2017, 21:03
Hey, fellow Crappers. No, I’m not pulling a Terry Funk and announcing my … third? … fourth? … return from retirement. I’m here for a different reason. A much more personal reason. If you’re a reader from the pre-Wrestlecrap era, you know that when I retired that time (my first time!), it was due to the birth of my twin Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: You can’t see your money in this scary John Cena bank

2 Submitted by on Fri, 11 August 2017, 02:00
From the awesome Knockoffs & Bootlegs blog comes this bootleg John Cena bank. Gah! He looks like he got stung on the face by a bunch of angry bees released by Mr. Burns and had a really bad allergic reaction that made his face swell up like Eric Bischoff’s ego! He looks like his mom should be circa 1985 Biker Cher! The Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Mean Gene’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Hoochie Koo – It’s Just Like Hot for Teacher…Except It’s Horrible and the Song Sucks

24 Submitted by on Thu, 10 August 2017, 20:00
1987, WWF Going to date myself here, but in 1984, I was a freshman in high school.  I don’t have tons of fond memories of my youth; I was a total outcast, kind of a nerd, and didn’t have a ton of friends.  Now to be fair, the ones I did have were awesome – my best friend then is Continue Reading...
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Someone MADE This: A child, Legos, and Ken Patera!

11 Submitted by on Wed, 09 August 2017, 23:16
Fellow Crapper Jeff B writes:  “RD, here’s something that you helped inspire: Hungry Ken Patera’s Playset. Hilariously, my eight-year old daughter enjoys some of the late 80s wrestling stories I tell her. So we came up with the idea of bringing Ken’s infamous moment to life with one of my old figures. Izzy came up with the idea of the Continue Reading...
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Merle Vincent Griggs Tribute

9 Submitted by on Tue, 08 August 2017, 02:00
Even though it’s been years since his death, it’s still hard for me to believe that Merle Vincent Griggs is no longer with us. Merle loved pro wrestling – in fact, he promoted the first and likely only NWA Indianapolis event, which featured such stars as Dan Severn, Buddy Landell, and many others. He even gave me the opportunity to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Deathmatch Resolved With Words, Not Violence

5 Submitted by on Mon, 07 August 2017, 08:00
Voorhees, NJ – The much-anticipated Deathmatch at CZW’s ” Once In A Lifetime” between Matt Tremont and Atsushi Onita took a different turn than most experts expected. The crowd was at a fever pitch at the Flyers Skate Zone in Voorhees as “The Bulldozer” Matt Tremont and Atsushi Onita were ready to engage in ultraviolence. With weapons in hand, both Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: More ignorance from Jimmy Hart and Steve Kern

3 Submitted by on Wed, 02 August 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Remember when I sent you that video of Jimmy Hart offering Kamala watermelon? It seems that’s not the only time he was racist on Memphis television… See Jimmy Hart and Steve Kern hate the Japanese because of something that happened in Vietnam. Which is thousands of kilometers away… Wow… This is like so embarrassing it’s kind Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Moppy Revealed As James Ellsworth’s Mother

8 Submitted by on Mon, 31 July 2017, 08:00
Richmond, VA – In an emotional segment on Smackdown Live, WWE Attitude Era legend Moppy was revealed to be James Ellsworth’s mother. For weeks, Ellsworth has been seen taking secretive phone calls during the show. Many believed that it was Ellsworth’s new girlfriend from Canada that no one has ever seen, but totally exists and is going to make Carmella Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal

21 Submitted by on Sun, 30 July 2017, 04:00
In 2000 WCW released three different cereals with Sting, Goldberg, and Bret Hart. With this Bret Hart variety you just pour some ice cold milk into it and it goes “Snap! Crackle! Whine!”. All the pink cereal box really does is remind me of Punch Crunch cereal which featured Gay Popeye in Hippo form (!) as a mascot shilling unashamedly Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The NWO talking Sting bop bag says really stupid things when you hit him!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 28 July 2017, 02:00
Crapper Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this talking NWO Sting Battlin’ Bop Bag! Yes, now you too can punch Sting square in his stupid lobster-face mush! Bryan has this to say… Featuring the classic Sting lines like “aaahhhh!” and “I’m the Stinger and I’ll sting ya!” “Haauuuhhh!”? What kind of sound is that?! Does Sting need more fiber Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Ready to Rumble Website – Perhaps Even Dumber Than The Movie!

25 Submitted by on Thu, 27 July 2017, 20:00
Warner Bros Website, 2000 Following my most recent induction, I’ve been flooded with requests to do more in-depth music video reviews from the legendary Piledriver VHS. I hate you guys. No no, I kid.  I actually kinda dug doing that, so yes, we will be going back to them throughout the remainder of 2017.  But honestly, this week, I needed a Continue Reading...
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